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#46494 - 08/14/04 05:05 PM
Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Okay, this needs to be answered once and for all. Who do the readers and posters think the worst MOD on xxxporntalk is. (monkey will have a -8 handicap because that how many votes smartt will place on him, fugly brazilian)
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#46495 - 08/14/04 06:09 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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HAHA I got two already! and I have never moderated anything, much like owens mouth.
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#46496 - 08/14/04 06:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I voted for zenman. Jrv was a close one but i used my vote on the person hated for the longer period of time.
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#46504 - 08/15/04 11:01 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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I'm just proud to be nominated
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#46505 - 08/15/04 04:11 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/01/04
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#46507 - 08/15/04 06:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Poll update
Kami 6 votes
monkey 4 votes
bunch on 2 votes
Very suprising leader, i am guessing the fact she posts at another board which will remain nameless is what has ticked off a few voters and im a little disappointed that the guy i voted for and who deserves the title (zenman) doesn't have more votes.
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#46508 - 08/15/04 06:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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I like all the mods here, at least the ones that post regularly, and those that don't I don't know anything about so I will not vote in this one.
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#46512 - 08/15/04 08:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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Poll update
Kami 6 votes
monkey 4 votes
4 votes your red ass. You have THIRTEEN votes as of now.
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#46514 - 08/15/04 08:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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Because i gave myself a -8 handicap because dumb, fat ugly brazilians still haven't worked out the concept behind voting and 9 of them are from you.
My IP is fixed. I cannot vote more than once, you ignoramus.
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#46518 - 08/16/04 06:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Oh shit! You got him.
Monkey, I know after a zinger like this you just want to crawl into a hole and never come back. But I promise, your time will come. It's not always this bad.
I think the thing that really sealed it was using a comma instead of a period.
Shut up. Worse mod just wouldn't have done it as well as Shut up, worse mod does.
It's the small pause that adds to the suspense that finally kills you. You're already writhing in pain from the strong admonition to keep your mouth shut, and then before you can even get your wits back, it comes. Worse mod.
I particularly think the added effect of making up new grammar rules helps too. It lends more panache to the surprise.
Believe me, I'm taking notes.
I felt it hard as well, like a low blow from tyson in the back end of the 12 th round, its a shot that even though it isn't a scoring shot you feel hard none the less. When i am up against a mind, a genius, a myth and a legend such as smartt i know i have to bring my A game. Otherwise the brilliant mind from brazil will make me look foolish, like fayner in a chi town gangbang house party with sammura on the menu (i have set myself up for another two weeks worth of nightmares with that comment).
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#46519 - 08/16/04 08:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Shut up, worst mod.
Oh shit! You got him.
Monkey, I know after a zinger like this you just want to crawl into a hole and never come back. But I promise, your time will come. It's not always this bad.
I think the thing that really sealed it was using a comma instead of a period.
Shut up. Worse mod just wouldn't have done it as well as Shut up, worse mod does.
It's the small pause that adds to the suspense that finally kills you. You're already writhing in pain from the strong admonition to keep your mouth shut, and then before you can even get your wits back, it comes. Worse mod.
I particularly think the added effect of making up new grammar rules helps too. It lends more panache to the surprise.
Believe me, I'm taking notes.
What's really funny it took him 4 hours to come up with it. 
In all seriousness though I bet his zinger is just lost in translation. I bet it be clever if we were able to speak portuguese. 
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