Really... You've been on my nuts for how long, longcock?.
Now you're playing the fag card?.

We'll leave it at this..I'm going to go conjure up a porcelain breaker.
When the smoke has cleared and the last magazine has been read I'm going to go ahead and wipe to the front. A bell will ring and then you can come in, rodent, and throat my balls while I wash my hands and brush my teeth. You'll know you're done when I stuff my Reach Toothbrush into your right eye. Yes?.