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Saggy tits, Stretch marks and a black leather cheerio... 
Once you start dating that won't look so bad by comparison...
Though I agree it's time to take up swimming or such or the price will be paid in a couple of years.
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock