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#464561 - 12/07/09 09:01 PM Cage turns gay
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#464562 - 12/07/09 09:05 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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Damn, I thought you meant Nicholas Cage was coming out like Meredith Baxter had recently done.
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#464563 - 12/07/09 09:26 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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Meredith Baxter's a carpet muncher now? Why was I not informed of this back in the '80s when she was the best MILF on TV?

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#464564 - 12/07/09 09:30 PM Cage is NOT gay
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#464565 - 12/07/09 09:35 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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Meredith Baxter's a carpet muncher now? Why was I not informed of this back in the '80s when she was the best MILF on TV?




She, herself, said she did not realize it until several years ago when she entered her current lesbian relationship.
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#464566 - 12/07/09 09:57 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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Thanks for turning this into another faggot thread, AIDS....
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#464567 - 12/08/09 04:56 AM Re: Cage turns gay
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I like that christian cage guy, even if he does own 2 saw shirts too many and has giant godfather II nipples.
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#464568 - 12/08/09 02:54 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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I like that christian cage guy, even if he does own 2 saw shirts too many and has giant godfather II nipples.




He's lost me on this one.. Anyone wanna guess?.
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#464569 - 12/08/09 03:12 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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Hmmmm fat Italian man boobs ????
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#464570 - 12/08/09 03:34 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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Naww... you can't even Google that shit. Try it.
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#464571 - 12/08/09 08:02 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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coming out like Meredith Baxter had recently done.




My Meredith Baxter Birney crush dates back to a short lived series "Bridget Loves Bernie" with her Jew hubby at the time.

She was an early shiksa template on my young tween mind.

I moved from her to Cybill Shepherd [I LOVED her in "The Heartbreak Kid"] and then to Susan Blakely, then to Melanie Griffith ["The Drowning Pool" & "Smile"], who was at least closer to me in age, then to ...

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#464572 - 12/08/09 09:35 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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coming out like Meredith Baxter had recently done.




My Meredith Baxter Birney crush dates back to a short lived series "Bridget Loves Bernie" with her Jew hubby at the time.

She was an early shiksa template on my young tween mind.

I moved from her to Cybill Shepherd [I LOVED her in "The Heartbreak Kid"] and then to Susan Blakely, then to Melanie Griffith ["The Drowning Pool" & "Smile"], who was at least closer to me in age, then to ...






Here's what she looks like now. I remember "Bridget Loves Bernie". It was supposed to be THE hit show of 1972-73. It was based on the 1920's hit Broadway play "Abie's Irish Rose"

The play also provided the basic plot inspiration for the 1972-73 television series Bridget Loves Bernie (CBS), which starred Meredith Baxter and David Birney (who later became husband and wife in real life) in a kind-of reversal of Abie's Irish Rose in that Birney played struggling young Jewish cab driver/aspiring playwright Bernie Steinberg, whose parents ran a modest family delicatessen, and Baxter played Irish Catholic daughter of wealthy parents Bridget Fitzgerald, who falls in love with and elopes with Steinberg to the disappointment of both sets of parents. (The casting also inverted real life, since Birney himself is of Irish descent.) Unlike the play and radio show that inspired it, Bridget Loves Bernie would be cancelled after a short enough life because CBS reputedly tired of protest letters the show's intermarriage theme received---despite the show placing in the top five ratings for its season.



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#464573 - 12/09/09 03:34 AM Re: Cage turns gay
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I like that christian cage guy, even if he does own 2 saw shirts too many and has giant godfather II nipples.




He's lost me on this one.. Anyone wanna guess?.




im sorry, I meant godfather one nipples, the wonderful simonetta stefanelli, best known as pacino's wifey on the side from diane keaton, the one that goes boom after monday, tuesday, thursday, wednesday.

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#464574 - 12/09/09 07:04 AM Re: Cage turns gay
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that whore was sooo hot

well still hot



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#464575 - 12/09/09 08:24 AM Re: Cage is NOT gay
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Dudes got transvestite eyebrows.

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#464576 - 12/09/09 08:47 AM Re: Cage is NOT gay
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Yeah, its not just the cage that is the ghey but most of XPT overall lately. ChristianXXX and his twink brigade must be working overtime on the forums or something.
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#464577 - 12/09/09 08:51 AM Re: Cage turns gay
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Naww... you can't even Google that shit. Try it.



Heh of course not ! The Italians know how to get rid of the evidence. Ever watch "The Sopranos" ?
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#464578 - 12/09/09 09:10 AM Re: Cage turns gay
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Damn, I thought you meant Nicholas Cage was coming out like Meredith Baxter had recently done.




If Nicholas Cage came to your front door this evening and asked you to blow him, would you. You wouldn't have to swallow. Just asking
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#464579 - 12/09/09 09:43 AM Re: Cage turns gay
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Here's what she looks like now.






Does she munch carpet or just get her face drug across it?
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#464580 - 12/09/09 08:58 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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Here's what she looks like now.




No one needs to see that. I don't want to see what Britney Madison looks like now either.


But, thx for the "Bridget Loves Bernie" info. I had no idea on the inspiration or the reason why it was canceled. Honesty, though I likely watched every episode and repeat, it wasn't that good a show. I just liked her.

For some reason the next role I recall her in was "All the President's Men" but I wasn't sure it was her at the time. Took a while for me to confirm it [no IMDB back then].

I remember she was in "Family" with Kristy McNichol which my mom liked, but for some reason I remember seeeing her in the Nixon movie first. Maybe cause I really didn't watch much of "Family".

Anyway ... for Meredith:

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#464581 - 12/09/09 11:05 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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Oh my god, Christian Cage looks like the unfortunate offspring of Vanilla Ice and one of the Jersey Shore skanks.

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#464582 - 12/10/09 05:56 AM Re: Cage turns gay
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How old is she now? Id still do her. She was fucking hot in her younger days.
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#464583 - 12/15/09 12:54 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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Hasn't the entire forum turned gay? I get yelled at for posting nude pictures of women, sideboob pics, butt pics, bikini pics, and flexible pics.


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#464584 - 12/15/09 12:58 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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Hasn't the entire forum turned gay? I get yelled at for posting nude pictures of women, sideboob pics, butt pics, bikini pics, and flexible pics




No. People just like to yell at you.
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#464585 - 12/15/09 01:28 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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Who yelled at you?. And what CS said.
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#464586 - 12/15/09 04:09 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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Who yelled at you?.




Whenever I post a picture on the general forum, I usually get yelled at. Also on Lady Gaga's post too.



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#464587 - 12/15/09 04:11 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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Bitches get what they deserve.
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#464588 - 12/15/09 04:13 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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Bitches get what they deserve.




That means your time in hell is coming soon.


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#464589 - 12/15/09 04:18 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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#464590 - 12/16/09 05:53 AM Re: Cage turns gay
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#464591 - 12/20/09 03:33 AM Christian Cage - The Hollywood Enigma
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Damn, I thought you meant Nicholas Cage was coming out




















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#464592 - 12/20/09 05:10 AM Re: Christian Cage - The Hollywood Enigma
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Damn, I thought you meant Nicholas Cage was coming out


























You shouldve stopped after kung fu, nic cage and 4 dead niggas, sends a strong message to the cage clan.
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#464593 - 12/20/09 05:20 AM Re: Christian Cage - The Hollywood Enigma
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You just made moblem's day.
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#464594 - 12/20/09 01:01 PM Re: Christian Cage - The Hollywood Enigma
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#464595 - 12/21/09 09:39 PM Re: Cage turns gay
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Meredith Baxter's a carpet muncher now? Why was I not informed of this back in the '80s when she was the best MILF on TV?




She, herself, said she did not realize it until several years ago when she entered her current lesbian relationship.


Yes, several years ago when she started to look like Ted Kennedy and realized that no man would ever maintain an erection in her presence ever again!!!
Is Cage the Grim Reaper???
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#464596 - 02/10/10 01:30 PM TEETHAN CAGE
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#464597 - 02/10/10 01:33 PM Re: TEETHAN CAGE
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#464599 - 02/10/10 01:43 PM Re: TEETHAN CAGE
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Which one is Tia Ling and which Asa Akira?? I lose track.
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#464600 - 02/10/10 01:54 PM Re: TEETHAN CAGE
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http://twitter.com/EthanCage

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#464601 - 02/10/10 02:21 PM Re: TEETHAN CAGE
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Looks like he and Panzer enjoy the same fine cuisine.
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#464603 - 02/10/10 03:28 PM Re: TEETHAN CAGE
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I’M FUCKIN’ SERIOUS!!! Does this guy’s entire wardrobe consist of Affliction T-shirts? GEEZUS CHRIST!!!

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Which one is Tia Ling and which Asa Akira?? I lose track.




Don’t you mean which one is FOR Tia and Asa? I mean, one might have a little more meat on it’s bones, but I don’t eat them, so I wouldn’t know.
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#464604 - 02/10/10 06:06 PM Re: TEETHAN CAGE
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Don’t you mean which one is FOR Tia and Asa?




They're both dogs that eat dogs.
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#464605 - 03/10/10 01:43 PM I can eat glass, it really doesn't hurt me
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#464606 - 03/10/10 02:09 PM Re: I can eat glass, it really doesn't hurt me
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Even in the company of this douchebag, Charlie Watts is the coolest.

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#464607 - 03/10/10 03:35 PM Re: I can eat glass, it really doesn't hurt me
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#464608 - 03/10/10 06:46 PM Re: I can eat glass, it really doesn't hurt me
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Yep. Douchebag or not he took his picture with some heavy hitters. Those are some pretty incredible photos. I like how his eyes are clear in the Nicholson pic yet Jack's are pegged. And Charlie Watts is the epitome of cool. He dresses one notch under Robert Palmer, which is appropriate for a drummer.

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#464609 - 03/10/10 07:02 PM Re: I can eat glass, it really doesn't hurt me
Anonymous
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Charlie Watts is the epitome of cool. He dresses one notch under Robert Palmer, which is appropriate for a drummer.




That's only because he's not getting ready to put Mick Jagger in his place. If he was, he'd put Palmer to shame.

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#464610 - 06/02/10 11:14 AM Re: Cage turns gay
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