If Rear Admiral had Tiger's $$$, he would buy a Colombian Village complete with a colony of whores that resembled Shakira and be known as Rear Caligulera to his militia.
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Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy