#464453 - 12/10/0907:22 AMRe: I wish I was Tiger Woods...
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Quote: I'm a golfer but I've never really given a shit about Tiger until now. I've always respected his game because, well, you'd have to be retarded not to, yes?. Sure he's colored but he comes off more like an Asian. That is to say he rarely shows emotion in lieu of total concentration. That said I would love, LOVE, to see him roll out at the next Tourney like Rick James meets Larry Flint. Fucken hookers on each arm and club girls with Nike thongs. It's not like he can't afford to "fuck you" the world and be himself. Just my point 02.
I've seen quite a few times where he shows emotion on the golf course. Especially after a photographer takes a picture during his backswing or when he loses a drive 50 yards into the woods. He's never quite been Craig Stadler but he is also not Tom Watson out on the course either.
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