Quote: Tiger Woods is fucking ugly and has Kirsten Dunst-esque spaces in between his teeth.
I'm just curious. Is there any black man you would consider handsome?
SHAMED Tiger Woods is in hiding after one of his TEETH was broken when furious wife Elin hurled a mobile phone at him, it emerged last night.
US reports said Elin "went psycho" during their blazing row over his affairs on the night he crashed his car.
It was also reported last night that while Elin is devastated by the alleged infidelities, she does not plan to file for divorce.
The 29-year-old married the golfer in 2004 and they have a daughter Sam, two, and Son Charlie, ten months.
A friend of the former nanny said: "She is a child of a divorce and that's not something she's likely to going to want to do to Sam and Charlie. She believes in the importance of parents staying together."