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#464374 - 12/06/09 02:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Tiger Woods is fucking ugly and has Kirsten Dunst-esque spaces in between his teeth.
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#464375 - 12/06/09 02:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Hey whore, Kirsten Dunst is fuckin' hot!
And Tiger is only a manwhore because of his money, don't be fooled, you stupid Kiwi!
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#464376 - 12/06/09 02:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Damn !
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#464379 - 12/06/09 03:10 PM
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Well judging from the pics on teh interwebz Tigga is practicing the one drop rule too. He only happens to be chasing women who are well...white. Just like our friend tritone.
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#464381 - 12/06/09 07:35 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141
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so who will be Tiger Woodsman? any blasian stuntcocks in the LA Direct roster? James Bartholet as his caddy?
could be the next Will Ryder c(o)up...
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#464384 - 12/06/09 10:07 PM
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Registered: 11/01/09
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Tritone writes:
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I'm just curious. Is there any black man you would consider handsome?
probably your brotha OG Mudcoon
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#464388 - 12/07/09 05:43 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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I hope his wife divorces him if its true that he's had flings with so many women, especially since he's only been married such a short time - I say she has to get out now. Tiger Woods is a weirdo
You think she married him for any other reason than he's fucking loaded?
If Tiger was a high school janitor or a garbage collector making minimum wage she'd cross the street rather than walk past him .
I still say he's a fucking idiot for marrying her. All the money in the world can't buy common sense.
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#464389 - 12/07/09 06:52 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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You can take away all of the fancy shit and he is still a negro. A negro that wants to prove that he is a negro by fucking white chicks. Notice there arnt any black chicks here Monica? What does that tell you?
The market is rather slim for black women out there, not even their own race want them.
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#464393 - 12/07/09 09:08 AM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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You can take away all of the fancy shit and he is still a negro. A negro that wants to prove that he is a negro by fucking white chicks.
Tiger is just being a man and making the mistakes that men sometimes make. He married too young, perhaps. But that is all. To hell with your race theories.
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The market is rather slim for black women out there, not even their own race want them.
You don't know how wrong you are.
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#464395 - 12/07/09 09:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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He's not a brotha. He's only half. Probably whiter than you. Why do stupid ass white people still practice the one drop rule?
Hmmm, I figured that this scandal would improve Tigers cred with the black community as a whole.
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#464397 - 12/07/09 09:26 AM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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You don't know how wrong you are.
Have you ever read your own posts?
Do not take my advocacy for IR porn as a disinterest in black women. Black women are held in an exalted place for me. I simply don't feel the need to broadcast that all the time.
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#464398 - 12/07/09 10:18 AM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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^^^ROFLMAO tritone you need to start doing stand-up comedy. With your talent, you can't fail(lots of white wimminz for ya)
I remember you posting on ADT about how you wish to see a white pw working with black men only. Do not even try to deny it. And I'm sure were there along with other retarded "brothas" when they praised that fat cunt Valerie Luxe when she was saying all those horrible things about her own race and swore to God she'd never fuck a man of her own fucking race(as it turned out later she was full of shit, of course). And then you joined in the lynching of Marcus London when he called her on it.
99 % of your posts are about white women fucking black men. Yea, you probably wouldn't kick a hot black girl out of bed and you probably watch black on black porn from time to time but it's clear that you are obsessed with white women only.
Exalted place my ass.
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#464406 - 12/07/09 04:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I don't wish that I was Tiger Woods. But I am quite glad not ben.
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#464413 - 12/07/09 05:50 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/12/06
Posts: 251
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Tritone, I abhor the racist slurs and comments that some commenters use on this board, particularly towards you in threads that you're involved in. Nonetheless, I find you to be one of the most incorrigible commenters here.
You have a one track mind and refuse to cop to it. Your persistence in beating dead horses is beyond the scope of my comprehension. Moreover, some people give you outs, convenient ways to not irritate the intolerant segment here, but you deliberately eschew those opportunities and, instead, you pursue needless on-line confrontations.
Perhaps the most personally frustrating part of your presence is that you don't appear to be dim-witted. No offense to Ben, but he seems to be genuinely naive, almost child-like. You, on the other hand, appear to be reasonably intelligent. Yet you pursue these missions on internet message boards that will, inevitably, leave you unfulfilled. Maybe you're just trolling to get you're enjoyment, but you usually are trolling trolls. Why do you even bother?
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#464414 - 12/07/09 07:01 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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The president who is "1st man" (and if you're a real American your LEADER) married her, which translates into him electing her to be his 1st woman. The president's 1st woman by default becomes YOUR and every other American's 1st woman so yes, she rules.
I know it bothers you but there's not a damn thing you can do about it  The 1st KIDS are even black. It's like the movie "White Man's Burden" came true for certain XPTers.....
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She does LITERALLY rule being that she her thoughts and opinions greatly influence our society at this point in time, and most likely even after Obama's term. Most likely she'll hold a public office like Ms. Clinton did after Bill's term - so then at that point being that you're just OH SO TECHNICAL she will OFFICIALLY rule.
I personally feel "public servant" and "ruler" are almost interchangeable terms, for example: your mother and/or father "served" you. They took cook care of you (fed and wiped your ass) when you were a baby (hopefully), but they also ruled and dictated what you did, and didn't do to keep you safe.
Just think of Obama as your daddy and Michelle as your mommy - *poof* now you're adopted by a black family and can be an honorary (but not official) black person
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Oh and I voted for Obama so there is no need for you to play the race card.
Who's playing a race card - please, I'm just being relevant to a thread, and adult forum for that matter, that enjoys frequently using the term "nigger". Actually by you openly claiming to have voted for Obama you're playing the "I wanna be a part of the "in" crowd" card.
Furthermore who cares what you "accept" or don't. Michelle Obama does LITERALLY rule quite a bit of your current being as a citizen in our country. If Michelle wakes up tomorrow and decides that a certain law or policy REALLY needs to be passed to keep a certain group of people safe, and talks to her husband about it, he'll make it happen.
That's the definition of RULING and MICHELLE RULES. By you voting for Barak you voted for Michelle
Seems like you are getting carried away here. Only slightly so. Just say'in. Perhaps because you are a black woman? Nah. Crazy talk.
For the record, I hope she does give that dong to Barrack regularly. Would explain the cigarette smoking.
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#464416 - 12/07/09 08:12 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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Why are you replying to all my posts Geek? You're obviously a stalker and obsessed with me.
Slightly stuck on yourself, I see. Only slightly so. Really.
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I suggest you buy the DVD I'm in Black Bottom Girls 5, that will help.
Naw, the geek hates niggers. Not people who happen to have black skin, mind you. Not really, I hate everyone equally so. Micks, wops, gooks, jews, wetbacks, gorfs, rednecks-- all the same for me. People to hate for no good reason other than a stereotype or two.
Have you encountered PD over at Infernal Restraints? I might buy that if you were in it. Can you do an extended set? If not, Mood Pictures will suffice.
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#464419 - 12/07/09 09:16 PM
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Tiger Woods is a weirdo
If you weren't the greatest alt of all time I'd be looking for the pot & kettle pic.
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#464420 - 12/07/09 09:19 PM
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Not particularly handsome but my hero !
Howlin' Wolf Rocks.
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#464421 - 12/07/09 09:26 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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. That's why the first lady is BLACK. Not half black, not cablanasian - just plain bootylicious BLACK.
Damn straight. It feels good to have an honest-to-goodness 100% American black woman as First Lady. Graceful, funny, and with a warmth that makes her seem very approachable.
Barack picked a winner. And we are all better for it.
(P.S. -- and YES ... Bootylicious!!!)
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#464423 - 12/07/09 11:02 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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You have a one track mind and refuse to cop to it. Your persistence in beating dead horses is beyond the scope of my comprehension.
Tenley,
I appreciate your comments. I have tried many times to stay away from this site, but I cannot resist coming and peeking at the threads sometimes.
A part of me just wants to know if Gia (Jordan) can ever be warm and friendly to a straight black man.
For instance, if I was at a porn convention, would she hug and take a picture with me like she does with other fans?
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#464424 - 12/07/09 11:09 PM
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