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#464432 - 12/08/09 06:26 AM
Re: I wish I was Tiger Woods...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Tritone, I abhor the racist slurs and comments that some commenters use on this board, particularly towards you in threads that you're involved in. Nonetheless, I find you to be one of the most incorrigible commenters here.
You have a one track mind and refuse to cop to it. Your persistence in beating dead horses is beyond the scope of my comprehension. Moreover, some people give you outs, convenient ways to not irritate the intolerant segment here, but you deliberately eschew those opportunities and, instead, you pursue needless on-line confrontations.
Perhaps the most personally frustrating part of your presence is that you don't appear to be dim-witted. No offense to Ben, but he seems to be genuinely naive, almost child-like. You, on the other hand, appear to be reasonably intelligent. Yet you pursue these missions on internet message boards that will, inevitably, leave you unfulfilled. Maybe you're just trolling to get you're enjoyment, but you usually are trolling trolls. Why do you even bother?
That's because he likes it. He likes pushing whiteys buttons and he likes the verbal attacks he receives in return.
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#464434 - 12/08/09 07:39 AM
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Registered: 11/01/09
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What happened?
A WOMAN was rushed to hospital from Tiger Woods' Florida home in the early hours of this morning, reports say.
The blonde — described as "in her 50s" — was apparently taken from the billionaire golfer's home at 2:36am US time to a hospital in Orlando following an emergency call.
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#464436 - 12/08/09 08:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I'm sure you'd find a way to pirate the hug to share it amongst your friends.
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#464437 - 12/08/09 11:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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I don't care very much about Obama's wife and her influence on US politics. I haven't seen enough footage to know if she looks fuckable or not. I haven't read anything by or about her to have the slightest idea what she stands for. I'll just say that she ain't that great a woman, because some things are still unchanged in US policy (Iraq, Afghanistan, Guantanamo). That being said, following quote of Monica contains an error in reasoning, that leaves the rest of the discussion more or less pointless. Quote:
The president who is "1st man" (and if you're a real American your LEADER) married her, which translates into him electing her to be his 1st woman.
When the president married his wife, he was not the president of the US. Hence, he wasn't the 1st man at the time of marriage and she wasn't the 1st woman. That he is elected president after marriage might make him 1st man and her 1st woman, but neither the people nor Obama himself 'elected' her to be 1st woman.
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#464439 - 12/08/09 01:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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The president who is "1st man" (and if you're a real American your LEADER) married her, which translates into him electing her to be his 1st woman. The president's 1st woman by default becomes YOUR and every other American's 1st woman so yes, she rules.
Nigress envy, awesome.
She may be “your” leader, but neither one of them do shit for me. “Public servant” and “ruler” are only synonymous in a “democracy” - another fallacy of politics, especially in this country.
Claiming one’s vote for Obama isn’t playing any “in crowd” card, you dumb spearchucker. If anything, it’s playing the “Sure as fuck was better than the walking corpse & his MILF bible-thumper VP nom” card.
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#464440 - 12/08/09 07:00 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
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Why are you replying to all my posts Geek? You're obviously a stalker and obsessed with me. I suggest you buy the DVD I'm in Black Bottom Girls 5, that will help.
Damn .... that's just wrong !
When niggers have nothign real to say they play the race card. AKA Monica. She so funny, she really thinks that she knows what she is talkng about. That crack fucks up your thinking.
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#464442 - 12/09/09 12:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Jesus. These women are just coming out of the Tiger Woodwork.
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#464447 - 12/09/09 12:52 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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I'm a golfer but I've never really given a shit about Tiger until now. I've always respected his game because, well, you'd have to be retarded not to, yes?. Sure he's colored but he comes off more like an Asian. That is to say he rarely shows emotion in lieu of total concentration. That said I would love, LOVE, to see him roll out at the next Tourney like Rick James meets Larry Flint. Fucken hookers on each arm and club girls with Nike thongs. It's not like he can't afford to "fuck you" the world and be himself. Just my point 02.
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#464448 - 12/09/09 03:07 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
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1. If anyone knows ugly, its Gia Jordan. Bitch has a face that looks like it was hit by a 20 foot wave of sulfuric acid and then got put through a trailer wall. Don't forget the goggles next time. Okay body though - so not all is lost
2. Porn whore's understanding of politics is just as amusing. A black porn whore's at that. Obama and his wife are as white as they come.
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#464450 - 12/09/09 05:45 PM
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Registered: 11/01/09
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Gia Jordan writes:
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Tiger Woods is fucking ugly and has Kirsten Dunst-esque spaces in between his teeth.
I'm just curious. Is there any black man you would consider handsome?
SHAMED Tiger Woods is in hiding after one of his TEETH was broken when furious wife Elin hurled a mobile phone at him, it emerged last night.
US reports said Elin "went psycho" during their blazing row over his affairs on the night he crashed his car.
It was also reported last night that while Elin is devastated by the alleged infidelities, she does not plan to file for divorce.
The 29-year-old married the golfer in 2004 and they have a daughter Sam, two, and Son Charlie, ten months.
A friend of the former nanny said: "She is a child of a divorce and that's not something she's likely to going to want to do to Sam and Charlie. She believes in the importance of parents staying together."
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#464451 - 12/09/09 08:36 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
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Looks like Tiger's been hooking up with another porn chick .... Joslyn james
One could say that you should know the ins and outs of hooking, ain't it?
If I did hook ... you're ass would probably be the first in line since it's the only way your sorry ass would ever get laid !
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#464454 - 12/10/09 08:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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Tia said "If I did hook ... you're ass would probably be the first in line since it's the only way your sorry ass would ever get laid !"
^ Does that mean you will gladly provide him with "pegging" services ? 
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#464455 - 12/10/09 10:20 AM
Re: I am glad I ain't Tia Ling
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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If Tia is hooking, it would be wise to spend the money earned on some English classes.
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#464456 - 12/10/09 05:06 PM
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The ultimate reason why this will haunt Woods forever is.... If he just would have played the vic from the get go.....oh i am sorry to everyone involved....but I have a sex addiction....it would have been Clinton all over again....just without the lying initially. If he could have done that....i am sure the spin control folks would have been in hog heaven. shit he may have even got some MORE endorsement deals.... 
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#464458 - 12/10/09 06:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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1. Most men are as loyal as their options. He has more options than most.
2. Tiger messed up by marrying a Swedish nanny. It just upsets the balance in the Universe. One would normally cheat WITH the Swedish nanny; not ON the Swedish nanny.
Anyway, I talked to Tiger today and he said that now all is well because his wife has decided to do A2M with her twin sister Josefin ala Cherish & Cali Marie.
::TwinsA2MGraemlinThatIsntListed::
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#464459 - 12/10/09 06:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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btw, I feared that this thread would be dominated by racists and racist comments. Sadly that was true. But, much to my surprise, they were racists of a darker shade than I expected. 
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#464460 - 12/10/09 06:50 PM
Re: I wish I WERE Tiger Woods...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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btw, ben ... it's "I wish I WERE Tiger Woods." Just sayin' .... 
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#464462 - 12/10/09 10:08 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
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Tia said "If I did hook ... you're ass would probably be the first in line since it's the only way your sorry ass would ever get laid !"
^ Does that mean you will gladly provide him with "pegging" services ?
Uhhhhh ..... NO ! lol
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#464463 - 12/10/09 10:10 PM
Re: I am glad I ain't Tia Ling
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
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If Tia is hooking, it would be wise to spend the money earned on some English classes.
Sigh .... I hope that's not the best you can come up with. I'm so hurt ???
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#464465 - 12/10/09 11:37 PM
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
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Looks like Tiger's been hooking up with another porn chick .... Joslyn james
One could say that you should know the ins and outs of hooking, ain't it?
If I did hook ... you're ass would probably be the first in line since it's the only way your sorry ass would ever get laid !
No second - I'd push him out of the way 
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#464466 - 12/11/09 04:31 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
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Lately i'm reading that apparently Tiger's wife plans to stick with him as she doesn't want her kids to have to live through a broken marriage like she did..
I just want to say that its much better living as a child of a broken marriage than living with a pathetic woosy mum who hangs around in a dead marriage "for the good of the children". Have some guts and leave woman! He needs a good kick up the butt and if he wants you back he needs to really work hard for it!
she is sticking around for the payout. he upped her stake in the pre-nup considerably because he thinks he will make more money in the long run by being able to hold on to more endorsements if they dont get divorced right now
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#464469 - 12/13/09 05:04 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
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Looks like Tiger's been hooking up with another porn chick .... Joslyn james
One could say that you should know the ins and outs of hooking, ain't it?
If I did hook ... you're ass would probably be the first in line since it's the only way your sorry ass would ever get laid !
No second - I'd push him out of the way
lol.... nice !
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#464470 - 12/14/09 12:32 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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If Rear Admiral had Tiger's $$$, he would buy a Colombian Village complete with a colony of whores that resembled Shakira and be known as Rear Caligulera to his militia.
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The 1st KIDS are even black. It's like the movie "White Man's Burden" came true for certain XPTers..... 
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