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#464374 - 12/06/09 02:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Tiger Woods is fucking ugly and has Kirsten Dunst-esque spaces in between his teeth.
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#464375 - 12/06/09 02:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Hey whore, Kirsten Dunst is fuckin' hot!
And Tiger is only a manwhore because of his money, don't be fooled, you stupid Kiwi!
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#464376 - 12/06/09 02:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Damn !
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#464379 - 12/06/09 03:10 PM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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Well judging from the pics on teh interwebz Tigga is practicing the one drop rule too. He only happens to be chasing women who are well...white. Just like our friend tritone.
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#464381 - 12/06/09 07:35 PM
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Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141
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so who will be Tiger Woodsman? any blasian stuntcocks in the LA Direct roster? James Bartholet as his caddy?
could be the next Will Ryder c(o)up...
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#464384 - 12/06/09 10:07 PM
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Registered: 11/01/09
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Tritone writes:
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I'm just curious. Is there any black man you would consider handsome?
probably your brotha OG Mudcoon
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#464388 - 12/07/09 05:43 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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I hope his wife divorces him if its true that he's had flings with so many women, especially since he's only been married such a short time - I say she has to get out now. Tiger Woods is a weirdo
You think she married him for any other reason than he's fucking loaded?
If Tiger was a high school janitor or a garbage collector making minimum wage she'd cross the street rather than walk past him .
I still say he's a fucking idiot for marrying her. All the money in the world can't buy common sense.
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#464389 - 12/07/09 06:52 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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You can take away all of the fancy shit and he is still a negro. A negro that wants to prove that he is a negro by fucking white chicks. Notice there arnt any black chicks here Monica? What does that tell you?
The market is rather slim for black women out there, not even their own race want them.
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#464393 - 12/07/09 09:08 AM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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You can take away all of the fancy shit and he is still a negro. A negro that wants to prove that he is a negro by fucking white chicks.
Tiger is just being a man and making the mistakes that men sometimes make. He married too young, perhaps. But that is all. To hell with your race theories.
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The market is rather slim for black women out there, not even their own race want them.
You don't know how wrong you are.
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#464395 - 12/07/09 09:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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He's not a brotha. He's only half. Probably whiter than you. Why do stupid ass white people still practice the one drop rule?
Hmmm, I figured that this scandal would improve Tigers cred with the black community as a whole.
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#464397 - 12/07/09 09:26 AM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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You don't know how wrong you are.
Have you ever read your own posts?
Do not take my advocacy for IR porn as a disinterest in black women. Black women are held in an exalted place for me. I simply don't feel the need to broadcast that all the time.
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#464398 - 12/07/09 10:18 AM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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^^^ROFLMAO tritone you need to start doing stand-up comedy. With your talent, you can't fail(lots of white wimminz for ya)
I remember you posting on ADT about how you wish to see a white pw working with black men only. Do not even try to deny it. And I'm sure were there along with other retarded "brothas" when they praised that fat cunt Valerie Luxe when she was saying all those horrible things about her own race and swore to God she'd never fuck a man of her own fucking race(as it turned out later she was full of shit, of course). And then you joined in the lynching of Marcus London when he called her on it.
99 % of your posts are about white women fucking black men. Yea, you probably wouldn't kick a hot black girl out of bed and you probably watch black on black porn from time to time but it's clear that you are obsessed with white women only.
Exalted place my ass.
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#464406 - 12/07/09 04:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I don't wish that I was Tiger Woods. But I am quite glad not ben.
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#464413 - 12/07/09 05:50 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/12/06
Posts: 251
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Tritone, I abhor the racist slurs and comments that some commenters use on this board, particularly towards you in threads that you're involved in. Nonetheless, I find you to be one of the most incorrigible commenters here.
You have a one track mind and refuse to cop to it. Your persistence in beating dead horses is beyond the scope of my comprehension. Moreover, some people give you outs, convenient ways to not irritate the intolerant segment here, but you deliberately eschew those opportunities and, instead, you pursue needless on-line confrontations.
Perhaps the most personally frustrating part of your presence is that you don't appear to be dim-witted. No offense to Ben, but he seems to be genuinely naive, almost child-like. You, on the other hand, appear to be reasonably intelligent. Yet you pursue these missions on internet message boards that will, inevitably, leave you unfulfilled. Maybe you're just trolling to get you're enjoyment, but you usually are trolling trolls. Why do you even bother?
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#464414 - 12/07/09 07:01 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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The president who is "1st man" (and if you're a real American your LEADER) married her, which translates into him electing her to be his 1st woman. The president's 1st woman by default becomes YOUR and every other American's 1st woman so yes, she rules.
I know it bothers you but there's not a damn thing you can do about it  The 1st KIDS are even black. It's like the movie "White Man's Burden" came true for certain XPTers.....
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She does LITERALLY rule being that she her thoughts and opinions greatly influence our society at this point in time, and most likely even after Obama's term. Most likely she'll hold a public office like Ms. Clinton did after Bill's term - so then at that point being that you're just OH SO TECHNICAL she will OFFICIALLY rule.
I personally feel "public servant" and "ruler" are almost interchangeable terms, for example: your mother and/or father "served" you. They took cook care of you (fed and wiped your ass) when you were a baby (hopefully), but they also ruled and dictated what you did, and didn't do to keep you safe.
Just think of Obama as your daddy and Michelle as your mommy - *poof* now you're adopted by a black family and can be an honorary (but not official) black person
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Oh and I voted for Obama so there is no need for you to play the race card.
Who's playing a race card - please, I'm just being relevant to a thread, and adult forum for that matter, that enjoys frequently using the term "nigger". Actually by you openly claiming to have voted for Obama you're playing the "I wanna be a part of the "in" crowd" card.
Furthermore who cares what you "accept" or don't. Michelle Obama does LITERALLY rule quite a bit of your current being as a citizen in our country. If Michelle wakes up tomorrow and decides that a certain law or policy REALLY needs to be passed to keep a certain group of people safe, and talks to her husband about it, he'll make it happen.
That's the definition of RULING and MICHELLE RULES. By you voting for Barak you voted for Michelle
Seems like you are getting carried away here. Only slightly so. Just say'in. Perhaps because you are a black woman? Nah. Crazy talk.
For the record, I hope she does give that dong to Barrack regularly. Would explain the cigarette smoking.
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#464416 - 12/07/09 08:12 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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Why are you replying to all my posts Geek? You're obviously a stalker and obsessed with me.
Slightly stuck on yourself, I see. Only slightly so. Really.
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I suggest you buy the DVD I'm in Black Bottom Girls 5, that will help.
Naw, the geek hates niggers. Not people who happen to have black skin, mind you. Not really, I hate everyone equally so. Micks, wops, gooks, jews, wetbacks, gorfs, rednecks-- all the same for me. People to hate for no good reason other than a stereotype or two.
Have you encountered PD over at Infernal Restraints? I might buy that if you were in it. Can you do an extended set? If not, Mood Pictures will suffice.
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#464419 - 12/07/09 09:16 PM
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Tiger Woods is a weirdo
If you weren't the greatest alt of all time I'd be looking for the pot & kettle pic.
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#464420 - 12/07/09 09:19 PM
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Not particularly handsome but my hero !
Howlin' Wolf Rocks.
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#464421 - 12/07/09 09:26 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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. That's why the first lady is BLACK. Not half black, not cablanasian - just plain bootylicious BLACK.
Damn straight. It feels good to have an honest-to-goodness 100% American black woman as First Lady. Graceful, funny, and with a warmth that makes her seem very approachable.
Barack picked a winner. And we are all better for it.
(P.S. -- and YES ... Bootylicious!!!)
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#464423 - 12/07/09 11:02 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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You have a one track mind and refuse to cop to it. Your persistence in beating dead horses is beyond the scope of my comprehension.
Tenley,
I appreciate your comments. I have tried many times to stay away from this site, but I cannot resist coming and peeking at the threads sometimes.
A part of me just wants to know if Gia (Jordan) can ever be warm and friendly to a straight black man.
For instance, if I was at a porn convention, would she hug and take a picture with me like she does with other fans?
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#464424 - 12/07/09 11:09 PM
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#464432 - 12/08/09 06:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Tritone, I abhor the racist slurs and comments that some commenters use on this board, particularly towards you in threads that you're involved in. Nonetheless, I find you to be one of the most incorrigible commenters here.
You have a one track mind and refuse to cop to it. Your persistence in beating dead horses is beyond the scope of my comprehension. Moreover, some people give you outs, convenient ways to not irritate the intolerant segment here, but you deliberately eschew those opportunities and, instead, you pursue needless on-line confrontations.
Perhaps the most personally frustrating part of your presence is that you don't appear to be dim-witted. No offense to Ben, but he seems to be genuinely naive, almost child-like. You, on the other hand, appear to be reasonably intelligent. Yet you pursue these missions on internet message boards that will, inevitably, leave you unfulfilled. Maybe you're just trolling to get you're enjoyment, but you usually are trolling trolls. Why do you even bother?
That's because he likes it. He likes pushing whiteys buttons and he likes the verbal attacks he receives in return.
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#464434 - 12/08/09 07:39 AM
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Registered: 11/01/09
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What happened?
A WOMAN was rushed to hospital from Tiger Woods' Florida home in the early hours of this morning, reports say.
The blonde — described as "in her 50s" — was apparently taken from the billionaire golfer's home at 2:36am US time to a hospital in Orlando following an emergency call.
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#464436 - 12/08/09 08:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I'm sure you'd find a way to pirate the hug to share it amongst your friends.
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#464437 - 12/08/09 11:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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I don't care very much about Obama's wife and her influence on US politics. I haven't seen enough footage to know if she looks fuckable or not. I haven't read anything by or about her to have the slightest idea what she stands for. I'll just say that she ain't that great a woman, because some things are still unchanged in US policy (Iraq, Afghanistan, Guantanamo). That being said, following quote of Monica contains an error in reasoning, that leaves the rest of the discussion more or less pointless. Quote:
The president who is "1st man" (and if you're a real American your LEADER) married her, which translates into him electing her to be his 1st woman.
When the president married his wife, he was not the president of the US. Hence, he wasn't the 1st man at the time of marriage and she wasn't the 1st woman. That he is elected president after marriage might make him 1st man and her 1st woman, but neither the people nor Obama himself 'elected' her to be 1st woman.
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#464439 - 12/08/09 01:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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The president who is "1st man" (and if you're a real American your LEADER) married her, which translates into him electing her to be his 1st woman. The president's 1st woman by default becomes YOUR and every other American's 1st woman so yes, she rules.
Nigress envy, awesome.
She may be “your” leader, but neither one of them do shit for me. “Public servant” and “ruler” are only synonymous in a “democracy” - another fallacy of politics, especially in this country.
Claiming one’s vote for Obama isn’t playing any “in crowd” card, you dumb spearchucker. If anything, it’s playing the “Sure as fuck was better than the walking corpse & his MILF bible-thumper VP nom” card.
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#464440 - 12/08/09 07:00 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
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Why are you replying to all my posts Geek? You're obviously a stalker and obsessed with me. I suggest you buy the DVD I'm in Black Bottom Girls 5, that will help.
Damn .... that's just wrong !
When niggers have nothign real to say they play the race card. AKA Monica. She so funny, she really thinks that she knows what she is talkng about. That crack fucks up your thinking.
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#464442 - 12/09/09 12:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Jesus. These women are just coming out of the Tiger Woodwork.
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#464447 - 12/09/09 12:52 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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I'm a golfer but I've never really given a shit about Tiger until now. I've always respected his game because, well, you'd have to be retarded not to, yes?. Sure he's colored but he comes off more like an Asian. That is to say he rarely shows emotion in lieu of total concentration. That said I would love, LOVE, to see him roll out at the next Tourney like Rick James meets Larry Flint. Fucken hookers on each arm and club girls with Nike thongs. It's not like he can't afford to "fuck you" the world and be himself. Just my point 02.
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#464448 - 12/09/09 03:07 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
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1. If anyone knows ugly, its Gia Jordan. Bitch has a face that looks like it was hit by a 20 foot wave of sulfuric acid and then got put through a trailer wall. Don't forget the goggles next time. Okay body though - so not all is lost
2. Porn whore's understanding of politics is just as amusing. A black porn whore's at that. Obama and his wife are as white as they come.
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#464450 - 12/09/09 05:45 PM
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Gia Jordan writes:
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Tiger Woods is fucking ugly and has Kirsten Dunst-esque spaces in between his teeth.
I'm just curious. Is there any black man you would consider handsome?
SHAMED Tiger Woods is in hiding after one of his TEETH was broken when furious wife Elin hurled a mobile phone at him, it emerged last night.
US reports said Elin "went psycho" during their blazing row over his affairs on the night he crashed his car.
It was also reported last night that while Elin is devastated by the alleged infidelities, she does not plan to file for divorce.
The 29-year-old married the golfer in 2004 and they have a daughter Sam, two, and Son Charlie, ten months.
A friend of the former nanny said: "She is a child of a divorce and that's not something she's likely to going to want to do to Sam and Charlie. She believes in the importance of parents staying together."
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#464451 - 12/09/09 08:36 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
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Looks like Tiger's been hooking up with another porn chick .... Joslyn james
One could say that you should know the ins and outs of hooking, ain't it?
If I did hook ... you're ass would probably be the first in line since it's the only way your sorry ass would ever get laid !
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#464454 - 12/10/09 08:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Tia said "If I did hook ... you're ass would probably be the first in line since it's the only way your sorry ass would ever get laid !"
^ Does that mean you will gladly provide him with "pegging" services ? 
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#464455 - 12/10/09 10:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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If Tia is hooking, it would be wise to spend the money earned on some English classes.
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#464456 - 12/10/09 05:06 PM
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The ultimate reason why this will haunt Woods forever is.... If he just would have played the vic from the get go.....oh i am sorry to everyone involved....but I have a sex addiction....it would have been Clinton all over again....just without the lying initially. If he could have done that....i am sure the spin control folks would have been in hog heaven. shit he may have even got some MORE endorsement deals.... 
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#464458 - 12/10/09 06:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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1. Most men are as loyal as their options. He has more options than most.
2. Tiger messed up by marrying a Swedish nanny. It just upsets the balance in the Universe. One would normally cheat WITH the Swedish nanny; not ON the Swedish nanny.
Anyway, I talked to Tiger today and he said that now all is well because his wife has decided to do A2M with her twin sister Josefin ala Cherish & Cali Marie.
::TwinsA2MGraemlinThatIsntListed::
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#464459 - 12/10/09 06:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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btw, I feared that this thread would be dominated by racists and racist comments. Sadly that was true. But, much to my surprise, they were racists of a darker shade than I expected. 
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#464460 - 12/10/09 06:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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btw, ben ... it's "I wish I WERE Tiger Woods." Just sayin' .... 
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#464462 - 12/10/09 10:08 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
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Tia said "If I did hook ... you're ass would probably be the first in line since it's the only way your sorry ass would ever get laid !"
^ Does that mean you will gladly provide him with "pegging" services ?
Uhhhhh ..... NO ! lol
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#464463 - 12/10/09 10:10 PM
Re: I am glad I ain't Tia Ling
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
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If Tia is hooking, it would be wise to spend the money earned on some English classes.
Sigh .... I hope that's not the best you can come up with. I'm so hurt ???
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#464465 - 12/10/09 11:37 PM
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Looks like Tiger's been hooking up with another porn chick .... Joslyn james
One could say that you should know the ins and outs of hooking, ain't it?
If I did hook ... you're ass would probably be the first in line since it's the only way your sorry ass would ever get laid !
No second - I'd push him out of the way 
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#464466 - 12/11/09 04:31 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Lately i'm reading that apparently Tiger's wife plans to stick with him as she doesn't want her kids to have to live through a broken marriage like she did..
I just want to say that its much better living as a child of a broken marriage than living with a pathetic woosy mum who hangs around in a dead marriage "for the good of the children". Have some guts and leave woman! He needs a good kick up the butt and if he wants you back he needs to really work hard for it!
she is sticking around for the payout. he upped her stake in the pre-nup considerably because he thinks he will make more money in the long run by being able to hold on to more endorsements if they dont get divorced right now
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#464469 - 12/13/09 05:04 PM
Re: I wish I was Tiger Woods...
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Looks like Tiger's been hooking up with another porn chick .... Joslyn james
One could say that you should know the ins and outs of hooking, ain't it?
If I did hook ... you're ass would probably be the first in line since it's the only way your sorry ass would ever get laid !
No second - I'd push him out of the way
lol.... nice !
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#464470 - 12/14/09 12:32 AM
Re: I wish I was Tiger Woods...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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If Rear Admiral had Tiger's $$$, he would buy a Colombian Village complete with a colony of whores that resembled Shakira and be known as Rear Caligulera to his militia.
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Rear Admiral:
"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
"Next for me: trannies."
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