Apologies to Roger Waters and Pink Floyd.
Sung to the tune of
Comfortably Numb
Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just post if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?
Come on, Come on, now,
I'm sure you know I'm feeling down.
Well, you can ease the pain,
Get my credit card again.
Relax.
I'll need some information first.
Just the basic facts,
Can you show me where it lurks?
There is no way this is receding.
The first Cum Catchers flick was arousing.
Two and three were all limp dicks and skanks.
Good as Gag Factor? What the hell was I saying?
Once in a while,
I get a fever.
To jerk off just like zoo baboons.
Now I've got that feeling once again,
I can't explain, I know you understand,
This is just how I am.
I have become Gag Factor scum.
(instrumental)
I have become Gag Factor scum.
O.K.
Just a pistoning prick.
There'll be some more quah!
But she may feel a little sick.
Can you spit up?
I do believe it's working, good.
That'll keep you going through the show,
Cum, then it's time to go.
There is no way this is receding.
The first Cum Catchers flick was arousing.
Two and three were all limp dicks and skanks.
Good as Gag Factor? What the hell was I saying?
Once in a while,
I caught a thirty-one glimpse.
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone,
I cannot put my finger on it now,
The boy's not grown,
The cream is gone. And -
I have become Gag Factor scum.
(instrumental)
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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