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OK, so you don't know what an "Oxymoron" is, you don't understand what "Satire" is, and you can't figure out what "Hypocrite" means.

Feel free to grab me again anytime, dummy.





Now you're just chasing your own tail! I've already explained why I used the term "oxymoron" the way I did in the respective thread. It was for humorous reasons which you can't seem to comprehend.

I didn't "use Satire" - I wrote "a satire", "a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn" according to Merriam-Webster's definition. My stupid little post actually fits that definition, as preposterous and laughable as it may sound.

And now for the "hypocrite", my dearest hypocrite:

My definition:

I'd say a hypocrite is either somebody who states certain opinions or beliefs and doesn't act accordingly and / or somebody who claims he has certain qualities and virtues while not actually possessing or having them.


Merriam-Webster's definition:

Main Entry: hyp·o·crite
Pronunciation: \ˈhi-pə-ˌkrit\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritēs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
Date: 13th century
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings

Incredible! I was spot-on!

Please carry on with the insults / namecalling! Dance!