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#463599 - 11/30/09 08:52 PM Squirting....??
Richard Hungwell Offline
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I'm confused...


Could some of the pro's here explain to me the ins and outs of squirting...???

Even like some sort of biological explanation would be suffice..

Like when i am pounding some Tang and she squirts,,,Like she just pissed herself right...????

Explanation please..!

And please by God no pictures...

Thankyou..
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#463600 - 11/30/09 08:55 PM Re: Squirting....??
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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It's like a magicians code or something. They don't want to tell you how they piss while having sex !
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#463601 - 11/30/09 09:31 PM Re: Squirting....??
conundrum Offline
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Registered: 05/05/09
Posts: 127
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#463602 - 11/30/09 09:36 PM Re: Squirting....??
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Fuck Wikipedia.

In porn, "squirting" is solely the intentional, conscious urination of women for the mentally challenged porn consumer.

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#463603 - 11/30/09 09:43 PM Re: Squirting....??
conundrum Offline
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That's not entirely true! Sometimes it's a "pussy enema"...


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#463604 - 11/30/09 09:47 PM Re: Squirting....??
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Loc: Mississippi

IN PORN all squirting is urination.
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#463605 - 11/30/09 09:52 PM Re: Squirting....??
conundrum Offline
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Squirttone


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#463606 - 11/30/09 09:57 PM Re: Squirting....??
E.Y.Davis Offline
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I do think that non-urination squirting exists outside of porn. Your link is better than anything I could type, so I won't bother, but....

IN PORN all squirting is urination.

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#463607 - 11/30/09 10:36 PM Re: Squirting....??
lance69 Offline
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There is a word for that...

Douche
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#463608 - 11/30/09 10:51 PM Re: Squirting....??
conundrum Offline
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I know. I tried to be "panzerriffic"...

But like anything that's even remotely panzer-related it turned out to be shitty...



Congratulations on the double entendre, by the way!


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#463609 - 12/01/09 02:41 PM Re: Squirting....??
LouCypher Offline
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EY and Conundrum just got trolled..

Ask me how?.
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#463610 - 12/01/09 03:22 PM Re: Squirting....??
E.Y.Davis Offline
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I'd rather know how to reverse the avalanche of homoerotic postings on here.
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#463611 - 12/01/09 03:42 PM Re: Squirting....??
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Agreed.. some people just can't post enough cock around here lately and it's way outtaline.
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#463612 - 12/01/09 05:39 PM Re: Squirting....??
Richard Hungwell Offline
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LouCy did you want to see my Cock....???


If you like,,I can mail you a DNA sample....
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#463613 - 12/01/09 05:55 PM Re: Squirting....??
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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This one comes in colors ! Bacaaaaacccckkkkk !

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#463614 - 12/01/09 06:53 PM Re: Squirting....??
aminkia Offline
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Registered: 01/23/08
Posts: 176
Squirt = Pee, end of story. There's no organ in the female anatomy that holds the amount of liquid usually seen in your average "squirting" movie...except for the bladder.

Some girls get very wet, I'm not denying that, but what you see in "squirting" movies is piss. It's much less taboo that way, which is why its marketed as such.
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#463615 - 12/01/09 07:10 PM Re: Squirting....??
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Quote:

LouCy did you want to see my Cock....???


If you like,,I can mail you a DNA sample....






Wrongo poopdink..
You'll languish amongst the bottomfeeders where you belong.
When you get better I may or may not be there to kick your face off. It's my call and has absolutely nothing to do with you, yes?.
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#463616 - 12/01/09 07:17 PM Re: Squirting....??
Richard Hungwell Offline
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Lou you have become irrelevant..!

Find a bridge and do a Schmitter..You serve no purpose...!
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#463617 - 12/01/09 08:38 PM Re: Squirting....??
conundrum Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/05/09
Posts: 127
Loc: Down by the river...
So, another subtotal of ca. 10 minutes of my life wasted and gone... I bet no one else on here knows how that feels...


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#463618 - 12/02/09 11:29 AM Re: Squirting....??
delanoojos Offline
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
Im not understanding all of this. I had a girl friend and she squirted. It was not pee. It wasnt like a big stream, it was like, shit I dont know it was great, but it was not piss.

It kind of came out slow and gushing kind of. It tasted great
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#463619 - 12/02/09 02:08 PM Re: Squirting....??
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Im not understanding all of this. I had a girl friend and she squirted. It was not pee. It wasnt like a big stream, it was like, shit I dont know it was great, but it was not piss.

It kind of came out slow and gushing kind of. It tasted great




Slow and gushing?. Never happened.
Anyways......

Yes Richard, since I did post in your thread that would somehow make me irrelevant.

Point to Richard.....





















































































































and laugh.
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#463620 - 12/02/09 07:24 PM Re: Squirting....??
Richard Hungwell Offline
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Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...
For those of you who don't know Lou is the guy that delivers my pizza..


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#463621 - 12/03/09 03:40 PM Re: Squirting....??
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Richard... you're like the Kathy Bates of teen pop queens around here. Keep up the good work.
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#463622 - 12/03/09 05:53 PM Re: Squirting....??
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

For those of you who don't know Lou is the guy that delivers my pizza..







Let me guess, extra anchovies right?
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