A friend introduced me to the UFC's Rich "Ace" Franklin recently. Cool guy and a class act.

Jealous as fuck.

Brandon, any pictures of you and War Machine?

Rich is one of the (if not the ) most clean-cut guys in the UFC.I am sure he is fucking thrilled you posted his image on a fucking porno board.

Brandy looks chinormous...

Brandon... you're for free on porn hub.http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=592048087
I know about links but he obviously can't help himself.

Not a shot at you Brandon, I was really trying to help you out, but the level of fail in this scenario is amazing.

Imagine this... Your lifes career path has narrowed to the point where you have to fuck...ON FILM to earn money. If that isn't bad enough you've been labeled a MOPE. As in the only thing lower than a worm is worm shit, yes?. You live and breathe humiliation along your lifes path, if drugs aren't your best friend then denial is. The bumps in the road include std's, failure to perform, and working 2nd shift after high fiving C3x as he walks out and you walk in. If that isn't bad enough your next paycheck rests solely on the results of your latest AIM test. The next absolute horror comes in the form of tube sites.
Sure, blowing the homeless to get a cup of coffee was becoming "just another morning" but to see the last remaining scrap of human worth you had be given away... for free.

Priceless. Heh


Thanks for being there...and here Bi.

Heat.....Pacino.....DeNiro:

Vincent: You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.

Neil: There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.

Vincent: Maybe that's the way it'll be...Or, who knows?

Neil: Or maybe we'll never see each other again.


My point, sir, is that there is a flip side to your coin. I love what I do. There are millions of men who would like to do what I do. Just as in any other calling, sacrifices and opportunity costs must be paid. Thank God I've been able to pay mine thus far.

I could go on and on with more bullshit but the photos at the blog at www.brandoniron.com say everything for me. I had a wonderful day today and I hope yours was, too. Enjoy.

What people may not know is that Rich Franklin is only five feet tall.

I'm not a Rich Franklin fan... and I enjoyed watching Vitor Belfort stick a fork in any title hopes that Rich may have still had.

Time to return to teaching Rich.

I may have failed to get War Machine under exclusive contract but will not repeat that mistake with Rich. I have offered him a 6 figure contract and by that I mean he has 6 beautiful women to work with if he wants.

Negotiations continue. Details and announcements at www.brandoniron.com. Thank you.

Good thing you clarified the contract parameters.

I'm not a fan of Rich. Jabs and leg kicks and decisions. 2 losses to the Middleweight champ, 1 to the LHW champ, yet too skilled to be a gate keeper. He has no where to go except take the occasional "super fight".

Anyway, GSP defends the title in Jersey this March. If the rest of the card looks good, I'm going.

I've committed a substantial amount to marketing in 2010. Look at GSP's banner when it goes up in March. There will be a logo third down on the left side. Look for it.