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That’s what you call cauliflower ear, LG. And yes, it’s fucking ugly. Seeing that is enough to make any pretty boy not want to fight, because it sure as hell can’t be good for attracting chicks post-fight career.

Hey baby, I got this when after I lost my 20th fight.



Then he's PERFECT for porn! The girls now have a man to attract.

Porn girl points to mysterious scar on her ass:

Hey baby, I got this after my 20th staph infection.
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Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone