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#463454 - 12/02/09 04:00 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/16/09
Posts: 64
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I just had to drive my buddy to the ER immediately after the party because his jaw was broken in 2 places.
Your "buddy"'s jaw was broken but you've waited until the end of the "party" to drive him to the hospital ?
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#463456 - 12/02/09 07:49 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/16/09
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Despite the drunken massacre that put several people in the hospital including my good friend Chris aka John Luxor, it was a really fun party... and we all continued to drink and be merry after the police and the paramedics left.
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#463459 - 12/02/09 10:59 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/05/09
Posts: 127
Loc: Down by the river...
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War Machine explains what's wrong with America today:
"I think that, eventually, I’m going to have to move out of the country because I don’t think I will be able to survive in the United States too much longer before going to jail…Because I don’t think there’s nothing wrong with beating somebody up. I think a lot of guys just need to get beat up. A lot of guys, they act like idiots when they’re out and they need to get beat up. I don’t think there’s nothing wrong with that. Unfortunately, in this country, when you beat somebody up, you get arrested, and it’s too hard for me to follow the rules, man. One day, hopefully, I can leave the country and live somewhere so I can be more free…In almost any other country you get into a fight, nothing happens. It’s not a big deal; it’s not like you are killing somebody. It shouldn’t be against the law to fight. Back in the day, in America, you could fight and nothing would happen. The cops came and break it up. There’s a lot of countries, I know for a fact, you get into a fight and nothing happens. They break it up and you go your separate way; it’s not a big deal. You know, sometimes people, they need to get beat up. That’s their fault for acting stupid. I think, definitely, they’ll be idiots in other countries, but if I beat them up, nothing happens."
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#463460 - 12/02/09 11:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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War Machine explains what's wrong with America today:
"I think that, eventually, I’m going to have to move out of the country because I don’t think I will be able to survive in the United States too much longer before going to jail…Because I don’t think there’s nothing wrong with beating somebody up. I think a lot of guys just need to get beat up. A lot of guys, they act like idiots when they’re out and they need to get beat up. I don’t think there’s nothing wrong with that. Unfortunately, in this country, when you beat somebody up, you get arrested, and it’s too hard for me to follow the rules, man. One day, hopefully, I can leave the country and live somewhere so I can be more free…In almost any other country you get into a fight, nothing happens. It’s not a big deal; it’s not like you are killing somebody. It shouldn’t be against the law to fight. Back in the day, in America, you could fight and nothing would happen. The cops came and break it up. There’s a lot of countries, I know for a fact, you get into a fight and nothing happens. They break it up and you go your separate way; it’s not a big deal. You know, sometimes people, they need to get beat up. That’s their fault for acting stupid. I think, definitely, they’ll be idiots in other countries, but if I beat them up, nothing happens."
I was telling a crony at work this sad tale. I was about half through when I realized it would be impossible to make up this, um, incident.
I vaguely remember War Machine!!!! (his name should have many exclamation points after it) from the Ultimate Fighter, but I just remember him as being an over confident mook who choked when his time came. I could be wrong, tho.
The whole idea of being an adult and getting in a fistfight is so outside of my reality. I can't even imagine getting in a fight today. I'm sure the fist time I got popped in the nose and my eyes started watering, I'd be all done.
War Machine!!!!...King of the Douchebags.
Barry
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#463463 - 12/02/09 11:31 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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b)the people he wails on don't seem to actually want to fight.
This is the part that makes this guy look like a complete and utter cum guzzler. Trained or not, beating on people who aren't looking for it is a sign of a serious pussy.
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#463467 - 12/02/09 08:02 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/01/08
Posts: 69
Loc: Panorama City, CA
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I was wondering why you didnt talk to me. I was trying to find Dane and Faye
I apologize for not talking to you at the party. Although it was being hosted in my studio, I tried to be hospitable by serving drinks at the bar and tending to the injuries of Alec and my buddy Chris, who were both bleeding profusely.
I'm didn't know half the folks there because I'm sort of new in the industry, and I shoot my own footage in a very isolated fetish: Femdom ballbusting.
So, please forgive me if I didn't speak to you or greet you at the event. But overall it was a fun party, and both Glenn King and Brooke Haven enjoyed their birthdays despite all the carnage.
Even though my buddy was spitting blood every few minutes, he chased each regurgitation with a shot of Grey Goose to simmer down the pain lol.
We are the types of asshats who keep on having a good time even if we endure a few broken bones. Cheers to everyone who came and hung out with us, and hopefully our next event will be free from drunken massacres.
Here's a pic of me on the ground with Alec and Nicki Hunter after Alec was punched in the face and throw to the ground. The back of his head was bleeding, and I thought that he was a goner. Fortunately, it was patched up with a few stitches.
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#463468 - 12/02/09 09:25 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/28/07
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#463470 - 12/04/09 05:59 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/05/09
Posts: 127
Loc: Down by the river...
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From Wack Machine's Twitter:
"I shot a great scene yesterday. All of you that are asking about my new agent.I have none. If u wanna book me. WarMachineMMA@yahoo.com"
about 12 hours ago from web
Somebody actually worked with him after all that? Idiots!
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#463471 - 12/04/09 06:57 AM
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Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141
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the honcho from gft says
"Derek is a faggot loser that swallows cum in gay films and owns ladirectmodels.com He pimps out a lot of the porn stars that are blown out and shot out and gets them hooking work and or work with gay and tranny performers. This guys needs a good beat down. Funny thing is if you read the story Derek did what all fags do when trying to fight someone and got 10 guys to fight one dude but it back fired on him. http://www.xxxfilmjobs.com is slowly taking all his business anyways."
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#463472 - 12/04/09 07:16 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/05/09
Posts: 127
Loc: Down by the river...
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Says the pimp who couldn't keep his own "whore empire" afloat for more than a few weeks...
Says the tough-as-nails mofo who wouldn't come out of a studio to face "trannyfucker faggot" Christmaxx Gayans...
Says the... ah, screw it!!!
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#463476 - 12/05/09 11:01 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 11/01/09
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Says the pimp who couldn't keep his own "whore empire" afloat for more than a few weeks...
Says the tough-as-nails mofo who wouldn't come out of a studio to face "trannyfucker faggot" Christmaxx Gayans...
Says the... ah, screw it!!!
Donny "closed" his board - currently not possible to register a new account there.
Hey Donny, i made screen cap of your PM [image attached]
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#463477 - 02/17/10 06:09 PM
Attention: WarMachine is back in the business
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Pervert
Registered: 11/01/09
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#463482 - 02/19/10 12:07 AM
Re: Attention: WarMachine is back in the business
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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That’s what you call cauliflower ear, LG. And yes, it’s fucking ugly. Seeing that is enough to make any pretty boy not want to fight, because it sure as hell can’t be good for attracting chicks post-fight career.
Hey baby, I got this when after I lost my 20th fight.
Seriously, how the fuck do you explain that to someone who hasn’t the slightest clue about fighting?
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