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#46334 - 08/13/04 04:23 PM Jenna Jameson ends her mainstream career
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Saw a few quotes about some of the main stream stars that have either fucked her or tried to, she is naming names and pretty much ending any chance of a semi mainstream career. Here are a few celebs and what happend.

Cindy crawford (super model one): She got the VIBE (real credible) that crawford was trying to hit on her, touching her and saying suggestive things. Whatever.

Bruce willis: Just walked up to her and they kissed for a minute or so, then walked off without saying anything, 15 minutes later his limo driver said bruce is waiting in the limo for you. She said that she said well he will be waiting a long time, in her own words (or the words of her ghost writer) "There's a fine line between confidence and arrogance, and he had crossed it."


Wesley snipes: He just came up to her and said. "Do you like it up the [bleep]?" , he didn't know she was a porn star either, wesley can seek out the cheap ones no matter what their career is, BILLY HOYLE. She got up and walked away, probably because he was black.

She fucked nick cage and said he had the odor of a homeless man. Which i can actually confirm myself.


Unlike the real luke ford's book i might actually buy and read this one. I want fayner to release a book of all the main stream stars he fucked, rick james, marlon brando, walter mathua. All after they passed, of course.
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#46335 - 08/13/04 06:10 PM Re: Jenna Jameson ends her mainstream career
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#46336 - 08/13/04 07:28 PM Re: Jenna Jameson ends her mainstream career
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Believe me, I'm a lawyer and my ambulance-chasing talents are considerable. I can smell tragedy a mile away and she's destined for it. I read the Rolling Stone interview and she sounds like she's about four months away from joining a doomsday cult or going on a suicide trip. I made that comment about her pimp before I read it, but good God, what a fucking creep that guy is. It takes a certain kind of cretin to live off his wife's spread vagina, and he does it with pride.
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#46337 - 08/13/04 09:04 PM Re: Jenna Jameson ends her mainstream career
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Believe me, I'm a lawyer and my ambulance-chasing talents are considerable. I can smell tragedy a mile away and she's destined for it. I read the Rolling Stone interview and she sounds like she's about four months away from joining a doomsday cult or going on a suicide trip. I made that comment about her pimp before I read it, but good God, what a fucking creep that guy is. It takes a certain kind of cretin to live off his wife's spread vagina, and he does it with pride.






yes but she had a good run. Although her vagina hasn't been able to bounce back from the many fucking it has had like it did in her youth, she has made more money doing the things that have been done for 50 years then anyone else to perform in front of it, and for that i will honor her with three pissing monkeys, saluting her accomplishments in the industry of doom.


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#46338 - 08/14/04 05:57 AM Re: Jenna Jameson ends her mainstream career
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Jenna mainstream.....that alone is HILARIOUS
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#46339 - 08/14/04 07:04 AM Re: Jenna Jameson ends her mainstream career
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Jenna mainstream.....that alone is HILARIOUS




Dude, she put on an Oscar- calibre performance in that Stern flick.
A few years ago I stumbled on to an ebay auction of hers where she was selling her red Ferrari, but I was outbid.
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#46340 - 08/14/04 04:40 PM Re: Jenna Jameson ends her mainstream career
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Jenna mainstream.....that alone is HILARIOUS





Okay, maybe i should rephrase to, she can kiss all those 3 minute E segments goodbye.
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