I'm supposed to have lunch with the best looking woman I've ever talked to later this week. She's a stripper who only works a few days a week so that she can have fun on weekends. She's only 21, so I guess that's OK. Also, she looks like Carmen Electra, with real body parts, only better. We had a blast the other night at the club because every other guy in there wanted a dance from her, but she just hung out with me for the most part. When she would give another guy a dance, she would stare at me for the whole song. Then she'd snatch his money and run back to my table. I think every guy in there hated me. She spent 2 hours with me and would only let me give her money for a couple of songs. She actually spent more money tipping the other dancers than she made off of dances.

One of the other girls in there that night called me a Jackass because she had previously asked me out for coffee, but refused to give me either her name or her phone number. She's germaphobe and when I ordered her a glass of wine, I licked the outside of the glass before I handed it to her to see what she would do. She drank it. Lol. I told her I can't be with a woman unless I can lick her wineglass. Seriously, what fun could you have with a girl who won't touch any of your body fluids?

Concurrently, a Russian girl at a different club also asked me out. She called me to tell me to come in and have a drink with her to talk about where we were going out the next day. I knew I was getting played, but I didn't realize just how evil she was. I had a few dances from her after I got pretty drunk, then I paid her and left. She sent the bouncer after me to say I left without paying and that I owed her $400. That's like 20 songs and I was only in there half an hour? I told him to get lost. His idiotic response was that I could still come into the club for dances in the future, but that I'd have to pay extra to pay off the $400. Lol.