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I dated a stripper when I was in my early 20s... in my defense I didn't know she ws a stripper when I picked her up though. She was a waitress at Hooters in Baltimore, and after a couple of dates she asked me to swing hr by work to pick somthing up. So I drove her over to Hooters, and she told me not there but her other job and then directed me to a really skeevy strip joint on the Block. Weird thing was she was *terrible* in the sack (Absolutely no oral? Are you fucking kidding me?) so between that and the fact she was bat-shit crazy already had me ready to drop her. That pretty much sealed the deal and I kicked thatto the cur in a public place so she didn't prison stab me.

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