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Who has had a relationship or dated a stripper? Does it always end up in a train wreck? More drama than the sex is worth?



I think I posted in another thread about a friend of mine who married a stripper when I lived in Orlando.

The scene at the wedding party would have made any wild orgy Caligula threw look like a Quaker funeral dirge by comparison.

I was pretty young and inexperienced at the time. When we used to hang out as a group socially they were pretty difficult to tolerate if you were sober, but my friends and I were just barely out of our teens so we were horny enough that the occasional fuck made even the most intolerable cunt bearable.

I didn't date any of them, but there was one that would fuck me pretty much any time we happened to run into each other. She was a true "butter face". I was embarrassed to let anybody know I fucked her (even as a horny 19 year old I had standards) and was always trying to get with one of the other prettier girls, so we weren't a couple.

I have pretty good memories overall. The girls were mostly loud, obnoxious, stupid, bitchy, mean, dishonest, stoned and petty. You know that Tanner Mayes video that freaked out everybody in Porn Valley and on XPT? That reminded me of an average, everyday, low-drama afternoon that summer.

...but they had nice bodies and I was horny so it worked out OK.
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