When I was in my late 20's and between real jobs I decided to take a web design class at a community college and I ended up meeting this stripper who was taking some classes there also. She was pretty cool, but really lazy used to get into fights over the phone with the strip club because she would take naps in the middle of the day and miss the start of her shifts.

I think the only reason she stared stripping was because she was blond, dumb, had a great rack and didn't know any better.

I never went to see her strip and I never took her to my place or introduced her to any friends or family and I ended it with her right before the holidays.