I was in Binghamton in 1999, and had the feeling it hadn't been washed since 1899. Town so run down that the school had Off Campus Housing on campus. I got liquored up in a bar near the hockey stadium. Then had a run in with an old angry dyke when her girl friend (another old dyke) invited me to smoke some pot. I split real fast before cops got there, and wound up at the 2 strip clubs in the strip mall. I think one was Madam Oars. Fun time there, but I'll never go back to Binghamton.