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#463302 - 11/28/09 09:30 PM
Relationships with strippers
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Who has had a relationship or dated a stripper? Does it always end up in a train wreck? More drama than the sex is worth? Eric who, you don't have to reply,I already know your answer Bro.
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#463303 - 11/28/09 09:43 PM
Re: Relationships with strippers
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I had a friend from Austin, TX who dated a stripper while going to school for architecture at UofT. Their relationship broke up after she moved in with him. He couldn't deal with her stripper co-workers/friends. They were always over the house, staying over for long periods, stealing all kinds of stuff, having their psycho-boyfriends/suitcase pimps coming to find them in the middle of the night only to have the police come.
One day after reading about the internet boom, he canceled his lease [the landlord wanted the drama over anyway], he put all her stuff out in the hall, he packed up whatever little shit of his that went un-stolen, redeemed a couple of items of his her friends had hocked at pawn shops, stuffed it all in his care and moved to NYC. [I met him as a co-worker in NYC.]
He ended up being in charge of part of the Tiffany web site, and then had a small consulting company with a designer from that same site until she gave it up to be a mommy. He decided to get his degree in computer something and went back to Austin.
He WAS afraid she might find him back in Austin. He was afraid that she might try to hurt him if she ran into him.
I don't know what happened once he got there. I got ill shortly after, and I lost touch.
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#463304 - 11/28/09 09:52 PM
Re: Relationships with strippers
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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THe closest to a relationship I've ever had with a stripper outside a club was to build a snowman while copping feels with one who lived next door to my pot dealer and I watched a naked stripper scrub my meth dealers kitchen floor with a toothbrush while he and I got high for 2 hours.
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#463305 - 11/28/09 11:27 PM
Re: Relationships with strippers
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Strippers are fun, IMO. Sure, they have defects, but I find some of them very worthy of conversation & like the average Joanne, some make good drinking buddies.
If you're speaking of "you know who", she was a whore - not really a stripper. She tries to be a stripper, but falls into that ever-popular "feature dancer" thing, ya know? lol
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#463306 - 11/28/09 11:28 PM
Re: Relationships with strippers
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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I'd be interested in a Fiend's Meth Dealer Stories thread.
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#463307 - 11/29/09 12:12 AM
Re: Relationships with strippers
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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when i was 30, i dated a stripper who was 18 that i met in an 'alternative' joint.It was like baby sitting all the time.
I just copped a number the other day from a gal who was a mess.
On another note, I sleuthed out the fact that a fucking smoking hot gal i have been dating is stripping on the side. Gia has seen her. She is hot but i refuse to go into her work.............
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#463309 - 11/29/09 03:29 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
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I have. Too many, probably. Yes, always. Depends on how much you're willing to take.
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#463310 - 11/29/09 04:43 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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I was on business in Binghamton, NY a few years ago where a couple of colleagues dragged my reluctant ass to a strip club. The night ended with me taking one of the strippers back to my hotel room. It was one of the best one-night stands I've ever had. She was great in the sack, turned out to be surprisingly intelligent, stayed sober and didn't steal anything even though she had ample opportunity. Still, the whole thing made me a little sad. She seemed like a nice girl who probably never had an opportunity in life and spent most of her time looking for true love in all the wrong places. I came on her tits.
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#463312 - 11/29/09 08:04 AM
Re: Relationships with strippers
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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Strippers are fun, IMO. Sure, they have defects, but I find some of them very worthy of conversation & like the average Joanne, some make good drinking buddies.
Yep. Had a friend who was "dating" a stripper. She showed up at his door, pounding on it and screaming at 3 in the morning. All the neighbors came out. Cops came. Needless to say his marriage went south after that.
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#463313 - 11/29/09 08:53 AM
Re: Relationships with strippers
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I've had quite a few stripper friends. Most of them were great drinking buddies.
But I would never have a relationship with one past that because all of them were dangerously crazy.
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#463314 - 11/29/09 11:33 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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I was in Binghamton in 1999, and had the feeling it hadn't been washed since 1899. Town so run down that the school had Off Campus Housing on campus. I got liquored up in a bar near the hockey stadium. Then had a run in with an old angry dyke when her girl friend (another old dyke) invited me to smoke some pot. I split real fast before cops got there, and wound up at the 2 strip clubs in the strip mall. I think one was Madam Oars. Fun time there, but I'll never go back to Binghamton.
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#463316 - 11/29/09 01:54 PM
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the lesson to be learned here is- NEVER (EVER) take a stripper, hooker or porn girl HOME to YOUR place...or someday @ 3am you will get abruptly woken up sometime either by her alone wanting $$$ or her dealer and her wanting $$$. Dealers are the best friends to have since they always have hot chicks hanging around willing 2 do ANYTHING to get high/another fix. 
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#463317 - 11/29/09 02:08 PM
Re: Relationships with strippers
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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the lesson to be learned here is-
NEVER (EVER) take a stripper, hooker or porn girl HOME to YOUR place...or someday @ 3am you will get abruptly woken up sometime either by her alone wanting $$$ or her dealer and her wanting $$$.
Dealers are the best friends to have since they always have hot chicks hanging around willing 2 do ANYTHING to get high/another fix.
Let's be clear: I never said he was the smartest guy. He was just thinking with his dipstick.
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#463318 - 11/29/09 02:11 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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I fucked a stripper for awhile back in the 80s, and she was batshit crazy, but she never ripped me off.
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#463319 - 11/29/09 04:55 PM
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Anonymous
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I fucked a stripper for awhile back in the 80s, and she was batshit crazy, but she never ripped me off.
I am still looking for NON batshit crazy one....but alas thats their MO.
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#463322 - 11/29/09 08:21 PM
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...or someday @ 3am you will get abruptly woken up sometime either by her alone wanting $$$ or her dealer and her wanting $$$.
Which is why you answer with a "Who is it" and a 12-gauge shotgun! 
mr robertson's neighborhood style
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#463323 - 11/29/09 08:28 PM
Re: Relationships with strippers
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Who has had a relationship or dated a stripper? Does it always end up in a train wreck? More drama than the sex is worth?
I think I posted in another thread about a friend of mine who married a stripper when I lived in Orlando.
The scene at the wedding party would have made any wild orgy Caligula threw look like a Quaker funeral dirge by comparison.
I was pretty young and inexperienced at the time. When we used to hang out as a group socially they were pretty difficult to tolerate if you were sober, but my friends and I were just barely out of our teens so we were horny enough that the occasional fuck made even the most intolerable cunt bearable.
I didn't date any of them, but there was one that would fuck me pretty much any time we happened to run into each other. She was a true "butter face". I was embarrassed to let anybody know I fucked her (even as a horny 19 year old I had standards) and was always trying to get with one of the other prettier girls, so we weren't a couple.
I have pretty good memories overall. The girls were mostly loud, obnoxious, stupid, bitchy, mean, dishonest, stoned and petty. You know that Tanner Mayes video that freaked out everybody in Porn Valley and on XPT? That reminded me of an average, everyday, low-drama afternoon that summer.
...but they had nice bodies and I was horny so it worked out OK.
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#463324 - 12/01/09 06:48 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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I dated a stripper when I was in my early 20s... in my defense I didn't know she was a stripper when I picked her up though. She was a waitress at Hooters in Baltimore, and after a couple of dates she asked me to swing her by work to pick somthing up. So I drove her over to Hooters, and she told me not there but her other job and then directed me to a really skeevy strip joint on the Block. Weird thing was she was *terrible* in the sack (Absolutely no oral? Are you fucking kidding me?) so between that and the fact she was bat-shit crazy already had me ready to drop her. That pretty much sealed the deal and I kicked that to the curb in a public place so she didn't prison stab me.
On the other side of the coin, we are really good friends with a couple where the woman was a stripper for 8 yars. She is probably one of the most beautiful women I have ever met in person and pretty fucking smart too. She got her masters in Criminal Justice while dancing and they have a surprisingly normal and well adjusted life with her husband and their son. Also on the other side of the coin, she is a complete and utter freak in the sack. I guess my friend won the stripper lottery! 
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#463325 - 12/01/09 08:40 AM
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I dated a stripper when I was in my early 20s... in my defense I didn't know she ws a stripper when I picked her up though. She was a waitress at Hooters in Baltimore, and after a couple of dates she asked me to swing hr by work to pick somthing up. So I drove her over to Hooters, and she told me not there but her other job and then directed me to a really skeevy strip joint on the Block. Weird thing was she was *terrible* in the sack (Absolutely no oral? Are you fucking kidding me?) so between that and the fact she was bat-shit crazy already had me ready to drop her. That pretty much sealed the deal and I kicked thatto the cur in a public place so she didn't prison stab me.
any chick that works "the block" in Balmer is HARDCORE....9 out of 10....HARDCORE NUTCASES.....Baltimorons are de shit.
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#463326 - 12/02/09 06:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I'm supposed to have lunch with the best looking woman I've ever talked to later this week. She's a stripper who only works a few days a week so that she can have fun on weekends. She's only 21, so I guess that's OK. Also, she looks like Carmen Electra, with real body parts, only better. We had a blast the other night at the club because every other guy in there wanted a dance from her, but she just hung out with me for the most part. When she would give another guy a dance, she would stare at me for the whole song. Then she'd snatch his money and run back to my table. I think every guy in there hated me. She spent 2 hours with me and would only let me give her money for a couple of songs. She actually spent more money tipping the other dancers than she made off of dances.
One of the other girls in there that night called me a Jackass because she had previously asked me out for coffee, but refused to give me either her name or her phone number. She's germaphobe and when I ordered her a glass of wine, I licked the outside of the glass before I handed it to her to see what she would do. She drank it. Lol. I told her I can't be with a woman unless I can lick her wineglass. Seriously, what fun could you have with a girl who won't touch any of your body fluids?
Concurrently, a Russian girl at a different club also asked me out. She called me to tell me to come in and have a drink with her to talk about where we were going out the next day. I knew I was getting played, but I didn't realize just how evil she was. I had a few dances from her after I got pretty drunk, then I paid her and left. She sent the bouncer after me to say I left without paying and that I owed her $400. That's like 20 songs and I was only in there half an hour? I told him to get lost. His idiotic response was that I could still come into the club for dances in the future, but that I'd have to pay extra to pay off the $400. Lol.
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#463327 - 12/02/09 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I'm happy for you and I hope you have a good time.
I am curious though, how often do you visit strip clubs?
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That's like 20 songs and I was only in there half an hour?
I don't think this is a good estimation of time spent. 20 songs in a half hour? Were they only playing the Ramones?
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#463328 - 12/02/09 07:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I'm happy for you and I hope you have a good time.
I am curious though, how often do you visit strip clubs?
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That's like 20 songs and I was only in there half an hour?
I don't think this is a good estimation of time spent. 20 songs in a half hour? Were they only playing the Ramones?
That was kind of my point. The amount of money she was asking for made absolutely no sense. And how would it come out to an exact round number of $400?
Anyway, I probably go to a strip club maybe 4 times a month? Strippers love me. It's not even about spending lotsa money, they just really seem to like talking to me and then all of a sudden I have their phone number. But I never end up dating them. I've only really ever "dated" one of them for any period of time. She was a Russian girl with amazing Playboy Tits who was in college studying Psychology. They all study Psychology. But this girl actually graduated. She is now a drug & alcohol counselor. Which is hilarious, because she drinks like a fish and loves doing shrooms.
My most hated phone call from a stripper is the "Come see me at da' club!" call where they just exchange phone numbers with you just to get your number and call you to come in and spend some cash. It's not even their real phone number. They seem to all get special "Stripper Phones" simply for this purpose.
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#463329 - 12/02/09 07:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I should probably admit that I have never been to a strip club.
I have always met strippers somehow outside of their work and made friends with them. And after that it always made me feel weird about actually going to their work.
They may work as strippers but I still don't want to see my friends naked.
Also, I hate it when people visit me at my work...
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#463330 - 12/03/09 04:55 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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That was kind of my point. The amount of money she was asking for made absolutely no sense. And how would it come out to an exact round number of $400?
I bet it had something to with the fact that is the amount you had in your pocket at the time.
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