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#463197 - 11/27/09 10:11 PM Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

Nov 28th 2009

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.



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#463198 - 11/27/09 10:13 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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So whaddya think about this situation, Darrah?

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#463199 - 11/27/09 10:40 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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Rachel Uchitel is the whore he's rumored to be having an affair with. Her thing is having affairs with married celebrities.








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#463200 - 11/27/09 10:57 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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So basically a Negro behaves like a Negro and his mudshark behaves like a low class peasant-what a surprise!

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Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.




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#463201 - 11/27/09 11:03 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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So basically a Negro behaves like a Negro and his mudshark behaves like a low class peasant-what a surprise!





Why are you going against his wife? He cheats on her with this whore spreading her legs all throughout Hollywood. He didn't even have the decency to hire a call girl where they are paid to keep quiet. No, he finds a media whore who is known to run around with married celebrities. I would have kicked his ass too.



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#463202 - 11/27/09 11:41 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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Well she could have pretty much any guy she wanted, yet she'd chose to marry a loaded Negro "celebrity" instead of a nice guy who would love and cherish her. She can't possibly be surprised to find out that he cheats on her with every other white whore goldigger under the sun. That's what they do, it's in their nature.

Secondly, regardless how bad the sudden possibility of losing her gold mine to another whore was for her, she could have handled the situation at least with a tiny bit of dignity as opposed to chasing her "boo" with a golf club no doubt yelling at him the whole time like a Negress in the Maury show.

Thirdly, it all probably happened differently, tabloids always make up shit but I don't give a fuck.
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#463203 - 11/28/09 12:39 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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Secondly, regardless how bad the sudden possibility of losing her gold mine to another whore was for her,




Losing her goldmine? How so? They've been married for years and have children. She's set for life.



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#463204 - 11/28/09 12:41 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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Heh. Let's see if he gets the same sympathy Rhianna got when Chris Brown had to straighten her out....
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#463205 - 11/28/09 12:47 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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Heh. Let's see if he gets the same sympathy Rhianna got when Chris Brown had to straighten her out....




Chris Brown attacked Rihanna after she got upset by another phone call he got from his manager who he has been having an affair with since he was 15 or 16. The manager is maybe in her 40's. Rihanna got upset and he attacked her. Beating a woman within an inch of her life will never be compared to a woman chasing her husband with a golf club and scratching his face after finding out he was cheating on her. Tiger had the sense to at least leave the situation.





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#463206 - 11/28/09 12:51 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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#463207 - 11/28/09 12:55 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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Secondly, regardless how bad the sudden possibility of losing her gold mine to another whore was for her,




Losing her goldmine? How so? They've been married for years and have children. She's set for life.







I did not know they had children.
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#463208 - 11/28/09 12:58 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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I did not know they had children.




Daughter Sam and son Charlie.



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#463209 - 11/28/09 01:02 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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Looked up their pictures. Why the fuck are "his" kids Caucasian?
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#463210 - 11/28/09 01:09 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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Looked up their pictures. Why the fuck are "his" kids Caucasian?




You do know his wife is white, right?

According to his Wikipedia page, Tiger is one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch.







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#463211 - 11/28/09 01:12 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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I hope Sandra Bullock gets custody of their kids.
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#463212 - 11/28/09 01:15 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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Yea I do...I saw the fucking picture on the top of this thread.

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Tiger is one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch.




That's probably why he isn't able to have kids of his own and have to resort to claiming some white kids his wife had with some other guy as his own.
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#463213 - 11/28/09 05:00 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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There is no story here. Tiger had a yelling match with his wife and attempted to defuse the situation by driving off. It was the correct thing to do. The wife got "emotional" and Tiger wanted to bolt and happened to wreck the family minivan in the process. Normal (Jackie Gleason) Honeymooner's-America shit.

Juicy details for sure: size of the bank accounts involved, the fact that she "happened" to have a golf club to break the window with (ok, Tiger Wood WOULD have golf clubs laying around like jelly beans in dishes), but it is all pretty normal married-life stuff.

If Tiger were acting niger, he would have smacked her around like a $2 hoe. I, for one, have always thought that Tiger was more, shall we say, polished than to stoop to that level.

Nice house (right). I am surprised Wesley Snipes got the better house and land (left).


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#463214 - 11/28/09 05:02 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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Tiger is one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch.




That's probably why he isn't able to have kids of his own and have to resort to claiming some white kids his wife had with some other guy as his own.




Mutts are stronger and smarter than pure breeds. 88 PGA wins and endorsements stacked to the ceiling prove he his both.

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#463215 - 11/28/09 05:07 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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Tiger is one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch.




That's probably why he isn't able to have kids of his own and have to resort to claiming some white kids his wife had with some other guy as his own.




Mutts are stronger and smarter than pure breeds. 88 PGA wins and endorsements stacked to the ceiling prove he his both.




Yea, that's why living standard in parts of Latin America, where nearly everyone is mixed is so high.
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#463216 - 11/28/09 05:28 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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Yea, that's why living standard in parts of Latin America, where nearly everyone is mixed is so high.




I am not sure that mixing with other latinos is the same as the 4-corners-of-the-world thing that Tiger has going. But, you could be right...

Feel silly yet.

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#463217 - 11/28/09 04:25 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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Tiger is one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch.




Tiger is almost as black as Obama...

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#463218 - 11/28/09 07:29 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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The odd thing is that the police just after the crash reported to CBS that there were "charges pending" - at least that's what they kept repeating during the Alabama/Auburn football game.

Let's see how this unfolds.
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#463219 - 11/28/09 09:45 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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Jeez - that's all he got? That's a lot bigger than my house but at least I'm not crowded next to my neighbors like that.

Someone needs to spring Tony Eveready so he can give Tiger tips on how to deal with women!

PS. If Tiger hit a fire hydrant he'll get a ticket for that. That's probably what "charges" mean. It appears that the only one who spoke with the police officers so far is the wife, so if it turns out she was using the golf club on him instead of the SUV window he faced no charges over that (she could face false report charges).

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Nice house (right). I am surprised Wesley Snipes got the better house and land (left).




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#463220 - 11/29/09 04:49 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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It appears he shares a driveway with Wesley Snipes. I find that strangely amusing.
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#463221 - 11/29/09 07:26 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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That is a 2001 photo from the orlando paper web site. I think Snipes has has some "minor financial issues" since then. He may not live there any more.

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#463222 - 11/29/09 05:10 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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This probably means nothing, but I understood he was estranged from his dad because of his relationship with this gal (the wife). Apparently Tiger, Sr. didn't much care for Whitey in general.

Those houses are really all crammed together. Hell, my yard's bigger than that.

It's kinda sad, cuz he seems like a likeable enough chap. I understand he really values his privacy and to have your dirty laundry breathlessly reported by the blow- dried pretties that pass for news people has to a fucking nightmare.

Barry
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#463223 - 11/29/09 08:45 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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I believe Tiger's old man is a control freak. That would lead to him hating any spouse, because her influence would impinge on his ability to manipulate and control his son. I always figured him to be Joe Jackson w/o the beatings.
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#463224 - 11/29/09 09:51 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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Tiger's dad died 3 years ago.

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#463225 - 11/29/09 10:38 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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his dad is not even alive people. get your facts straight

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#463226 - 11/30/09 12:14 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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It appears he shares a driveway with Wesley Snipes. I find that strangely amusing.




all that money spent on that house, fuck that if i'm sharing a driveway with somebody.
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#463227 - 11/30/09 07:11 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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Who cares if he is alive or dead. If it is that big of a deal, then replace IS with WAS in my first sentence.
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#463228 - 11/30/09 02:02 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car crash.
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You do know his wife is white, right?

According to his Wikipedia page, Tiger is one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch.





I've always heard that he was half Thai and half Nigger, hence, Thai-gger
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#463229 - 11/30/09 02:20 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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Why the fuck would any uber-rich person want to live near Orlando, Florida.

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#463230 - 11/30/09 04:46 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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I remember reading how his parents made Tiger break up with his high school sweetheart. They told Tiger because she "distracted" him. But it was really because she's white. She was probably the only woman that Tiger knew loved him for him because he had no money back then.


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#463231 - 11/30/09 04:48 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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Horseshit ! She was probably pissing her parents off !
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#463232 - 11/30/09 04:50 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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Why the fuck would any uber-rich person want to live near Orlando, Florida.




You have to take his occupation into account. There are about 50,000 golf courses within 20 miles or so of Orlando.
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#463233 - 12/01/09 02:29 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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No state income tax.

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#463234 - 12/01/09 03:48 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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From TMZ. looks like Tiger is protecting his wife from Sherriff Justice

Sources tell TMZ the Florida Highway Patrol is now focusing on obtaining a search warrant -- allowing them to seize medical records from the hospital that treated Tiger Woods -- in an attempt to determine if the wounds Woods sustained are consistent with a car accident or domestic violence.

We're told authorities believe they can show probable cause a crime was committed, a necessary step in obtaining a warrant.

One big piece of evidence showing probable cause ... sources tell us Tiger's wife, Elin Nordegren told FHP troopers she went looking for Tiger in a golf cart, came upon the accident and then used a golf club to break the window to gain entry. That's a very different story from what she first told Windemere cops shortly after the accident -- she never mentioned a golf cart. Nordegren told Windemere police she had walked out of her house, saw the crash, went back inside to get a golf club and returned to the vehicle.

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#463235 - 12/01/09 05:18 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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Why the fuck would any uber-rich person want to live near Orlando, Florida.




You have to take his occupation into account. There are about 50,000 golf courses within 20 miles or so of Orlando.







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#463236 - 12/01/09 10:42 AM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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Why the fuck would any uber-rich person want to live near Orlando, Florida.




There is no state income tax in Florida.

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#463237 - 12/01/09 07:47 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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Why the fuck would any uber-rich person want to live near Orlando, Florida.




There is no state income tax in Florida.



There's a shitload of better places in the state, once you get off of Disney property the whole area is lame strip mall suburbia and ghetto's.

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#463238 - 12/01/09 09:34 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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Quote:

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Why the fuck would any uber-rich person want to live near Orlando, Florida.




There is no state income tax in Florida.



There's a shitload of better places in the state, once you get off of Disney property the whole area is lame strip mall suburbia and ghetto's.




Yes that is cause they (Disney) own it....by virtue of emanate domain.

Palm Beach/Broward/Miami-Dade...have some nice "gated" communities.

Star Island (Florida)

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#463239 - 12/01/09 09:39 PM Re: Tiger Woods beaten by his wife! Not a car cra
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Why the fuck would any uber-rich person want to live near Orlando, Florida.




I think he was born here.
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