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#462578 - 11/23/09 11:42 AM
Nut Case Tanner buys a Benz
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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Sorry, dont know how to caputure the pic, but this is from Tanners latest tweets. The whore, just bought a benz as her very first car and she does not know how to fucking drive.
These whores are like the NBA punks, 18 year olds with too much money and no brains.
I just wonder how many gallons of jizz eating to the mile does the benz get
went sexy shopping. Not hollywood blvd but whatevv. id have gotten myself lost. and im scared to make left turns at intersections
10:39 PM Nov 21st from web
Reply Retweet thanks everyone! i survived my first day on the road. i just dont know my way around.... haha
10:29 PM Nov 21st from web
Reply Retweet @Meph0 you must mean the chili cook off in FL =D
10:24 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to Meph0
Reply Retweet Dunno what im doing today, but im sure anything i can. woot! cant believe i own a benz as my first car. theres room for sex in there 4 sure
9:42 AM Nov 21st from web
Reply Retweet @dannyseason i might even be parked by you in the lot, i never remember ur car. haha
9:21 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to dannyseason
Reply Retweet @dvcarroll87 ok, i wanna be there the 21 or so.... call me babe
9:17 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to dvcarroll87
Reply Retweet @Jennmariebishop that used to be my driver before i got the whip (cream) haha
9:09 PM Nov 20th from web
Reply Retweet whens xbiz... and do I go?
9:02 PM Nov 20th from web
Reply Retweet @JennMarieBishop really? who?? pls dont give info out about us in middle and high school haha then im actually a slut =\
8:53 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to JennMarieBishop
Reply Retweet its a mcL84576 or something. suv. driving to mi for xmas, ive already decided. i want to sleep in the car tonight. fuck it.
8:50 PM Nov 20th from web
Reply Retweet twitter was screwed but guess whhhaaaattttttttt I BOUGHT A BENZ! imso in love. im callin it "Ben" haha
8:46 PM Nov 20th from web
Reply Retweet sometimes i close my eyes enjoying suckin dick for so long i fall asleep hahahahahaha
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#462579 - 11/23/09 11:51 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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New or used? Hopefully it will be "the car that anal bought", like the house Roxy Jezel bought for her parents.
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#462580 - 11/23/09 12:37 PM
Re: Nut Case Tanner buys a Benz
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did she buy it outright or is she making "payments".....did she make the down in cash or sexual favors on the "dealer"....does she have a co signer....or is her co signer a SD???? even in this state of the economy as it is...I dont really think that mercedes benz has a current promo "sign and drive"....otherwise why dont all whores have vehicles???
on the other hand she will never be held hostage to the whims of "yellow cab" anymore and will not have an excuse for being late to a shoot.....until its repoed and then she will have to find another means of reliable transportation.
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#462581 - 11/23/09 12:42 PM
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Registered: 12/16/08
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Right, the meltdown video would have been great if she stormed out, got in the Benz and sped into a tree 20 feet out of the drive way.
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#462583 - 11/23/09 01:03 PM
Re: Nut Case Tanner -fake-a-bake Intervention
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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Jesus Christ on a crutch---
At least it's not a set of fake knockers, YET...
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#462585 - 11/23/09 01:13 PM
Re: Nut Case Tanner -fake-a-bake Intervention
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/05/09
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Loc: Splatican City
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#462587 - 11/23/09 03:43 PM
Re: Nut Case Tanner -fake-a-bake Intervention
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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I like the part where she says that she is oing to name the car " ben"
Only a whore would give a car a name.Wonder what she calls that little snatch?
I dont care Id still hit that shit
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#462589 - 11/23/09 04:13 PM
Re: Nut Case Tanner -fake-a-bake Intervention
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I like the part where she says that she is oing to name the car " ben"
Only a whore would give a car a name.Wonder what she calls that little snatch?
I dont care Id still hit that shit
snatch...
I would not hit it....but will wait for the flavor of the month next year.
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#462591 - 11/23/09 10:31 PM
Re: Nut Case Tanner -fake-a-bake Intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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I think  . BUT I wouldn't fuck her on the good sheets. LOL.
too much tanning sessions
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#462593 - 11/24/09 06:37 AM
Re: Nut Case Tanner -fake-a-bake Intervention
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You lie, you would hit that, if not your gay. That is unless you have something better tied up in your basement
hey, hey, hey...I have a legitimate excuse...other then the regular I dont want to catch something....I want to see the light of the next day....this chick is totally spontaneous...you may end up as as the carpeting for her new benz....so i will pass...awaiting...next years cuter version with less milage.
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#462594 - 11/24/09 06:50 AM
Re: Nut Case Tanner -fake-a-bake Intervention
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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I would fuck her, but she ain't gonna know where I live.
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#462596 - 11/24/09 10:32 AM
Re: Nut Case Tanner -fake-a-bake Intervention
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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Kind of like the sun comning up in the eat, it's going to happen. Too bad, Tanner is a pretty little thing.
I cannot wait for the day when she and Hailey do a Faciel Abuse scene togeather.
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#462597 - 11/24/09 10:57 AM
Re: Nut Case Tanner -fake-a-bake Intervention
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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I think Tanner is taking her name literally. I've always thought Tanner was really pretty, but please Tanner, if you're reading this...stop tanning!! Tanning bed, spray tan, whatever...just stop. Natural skin tone looks better. Always. Don't make me make you paler in photoshop. 
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#462601 - 11/24/09 05:09 PM
Re: Nut Case Tanner -fake-a-bake Intervention
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Registered: 05/22/08
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BDM...
btw, is this bitch wear'n pants? goddamn.
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