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#462260 - 11/21/09 02:40 PM
If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week ?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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Your in a fucking hotel, shooting a porn star, You both get wasted, you wake up in the morning to three feet of snow. Your stuck. What porn Whore is your choice to be stuck with?
But:
There are no Condoms You can only eat out of the candy machine There is no lube left and your out of toilet paper
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#462263 - 11/21/09 03:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/03/09
Posts: 163
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This lady right here: ...Tia Ling
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"i look wasted as fuck there. as if i had to mainline away the memory of big red and duke beating me." - Gia Jordan
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#462266 - 11/21/09 04:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Three feet of snow ain't 'being stuck.
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#462268 - 11/21/09 07:07 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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#462272 - 11/21/09 09:02 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
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Is this like that riddle about how to get out of a room with no doors or windows and the only items available are a table and a mirror?
You hit the whore over the head with the table, look into the mirror you've been using to get wasted, see what you saw, take the saw and saw the whore in half. Two halves of a whore make a whole. You jump through the whore's hole and you're out!
Am I close?
In any event, you're probably walking away from this with an STD, 10lbs heavier, a sore cock, and a rash on your ass. Mark me absent, Huckleberry.
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#462274 - 11/22/09 01:15 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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#462275 - 11/22/09 05:28 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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You hit the whore over the head with the table, look into the mirror you've been using to get wasted, see what you saw, take the saw and saw the whore in half. Two halves of a whore make a whole. You jump through the whore's hole and you're out!
Am I close?
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#462276 - 11/22/09 05:31 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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Fuck, is she ever ugly. Visually she looks like a caricature of a woman, drawn by someone who had only heard about them from radio transmissions. She looks like that plasticized Burger King they came out with a few years ago :
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#462277 - 11/22/09 07:50 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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#462279 - 11/22/09 12:20 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/12/09
Posts: 70
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#462280 - 11/22/09 12:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Gen
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#462282 - 11/22/09 07:51 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
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A lactating one
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#462283 - 11/22/09 08:18 PM
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rack o datious 
i would rather be stuck in First Class with her...since the whole flotation device thing.
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#462285 - 11/23/09 06:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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