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#462260 - 11/21/09 02:40 PM If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week ?
delanoojos Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
Your in a fucking hotel, shooting a porn star, You both get wasted, you wake up in the morning to three feet of snow. Your stuck. What porn Whore is your choice to be stuck with?


But:

There are no Condoms
You can only eat out of the candy machine
There is no lube left
and your out of toilet paper
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#462261 - 11/21/09 03:26 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week
charin Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
pretty

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#462262 - 11/21/09 03:41 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Any that will toss my salad !
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#462263 - 11/21/09 03:45 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week
drdoom Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/03/09
Posts: 163
This lady right here:



...Tia Ling
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#462264 - 11/21/09 03:51 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

You can only eat out of the candy machine




Well then, forget it.
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#462265 - 11/21/09 03:55 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week ?
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
This one:




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#462266 - 11/21/09 04:14 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week ?
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Three feet of snow ain't 'being stuck.
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#462267 - 11/21/09 06:36 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week ?
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo


rio hamasaki
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#462268 - 11/21/09 07:07 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week ?
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Quote:



rio hamasaki





NICE fucking rack.:
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#462269 - 11/21/09 07:10 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week ?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Cameron Keys.

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#462270 - 11/21/09 07:36 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week ?
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
There can be only one....


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#462271 - 11/21/09 07:41 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week ?
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Yeah but that should be the obvious response !
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#462272 - 11/21/09 09:02 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Is this like that riddle about how to get out of a room with no doors or windows and the only items available are a table and a mirror?

You hit the whore over the head with the table, look into the mirror you've been using to get wasted, see what you saw, take the saw and saw the whore in half. Two halves of a whore make a whole. You jump through the whore's hole and you're out!

Am I close?

In any event, you're probably walking away from this with an STD, 10lbs heavier, a sore cock, and a rash on your ass. Mark me absent, Huckleberry.

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#462273 - 11/21/09 09:45 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Quote:


In any event, you're probably walking away from this with an STD, 10lbs heavier, a sore cock, and a rash on your ass. Mark me absent, Huckleberry.





Looks to ceiling, scratches chin in contemplation...
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#462274 - 11/22/09 01:15 AM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787

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#462275 - 11/22/09 05:28 AM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week
duckduckgoose Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
Quote:

You hit the whore over the head with the table, look into the mirror you've been using to get wasted, see what you saw, take the saw and saw the whore in half. Two halves of a whore make a whole. You jump through the whore's hole and you're out!

Am I close?






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#462276 - 11/22/09 05:31 AM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week
duckduckgoose Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
Quote:






Fuck, is she ever ugly. Visually she looks like a caricature of a woman, drawn by someone who had only heard about them from radio transmissions. She looks like that plasticized Burger King they came out with a few years ago :



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#462277 - 11/22/09 07:50 AM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
She's hot as shit.

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#462278 - 11/22/09 11:31 AM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week ?
drdoom Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/03/09
Posts: 163
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#462279 - 11/22/09 12:20 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week ?
adult411 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/12/09
Posts: 70
Jenaveve Jolie

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#462280 - 11/22/09 12:36 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week ?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Gen
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#462281 - 11/22/09 07:43 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week
Vice Admiral Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
You're never stuck. There is always a way out.



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#462282 - 11/22/09 07:51 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week ?
redish Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
A lactating one
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#462283 - 11/22/09 08:18 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week
Anonymous
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Quote:






rack o datious

i would rather be stuck in First Class with her...since the whole flotation device thing.

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#462284 - 11/23/09 05:44 AM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week
delanoojos Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
Quote:

Quote:






rack o datious

i would rather be stuck in First Class with her...since the whole flotation device thing.




No need for any lube with this bitch with you. Pop one of those fun bags and youll have enough lube for a month and enough left over to fry a few cany bards
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#462285 - 11/23/09 06:58 AM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
1st Choice:

Gia Jordan





2nd Choice:

Maria Ozawa









3rd Choice:

Nikkala Stott (Page3 girl)


















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#462286 - 11/23/09 02:38 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week ?
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
I don't think I need to provide an explanation for my pick.





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#462287 - 11/23/09 03:35 PM Re: If you had to be stuck with a whore for a week ?
delanoojos Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
Quote:

I don't think I need to provide an explanation for my pick.








Theres enough milk there to feed the entire tribe
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