Is this like that riddle about how to get out of a room with no doors or windows and the only items available are a table and a mirror?
You hit the whore over the head with the table, look into the mirror you've been using to get wasted, see what you saw, take the saw and saw the whore in half. Two halves of a whore make a whole. You jump through the whore's hole and you're out!
Am I close?
In any event, you're probably walking away from this with an STD, 10lbs heavier, a sore cock, and a rash on your ass. Mark me absent, Huckleberry.