What a fucking pussy. Stop whining about it, Mr. Alpha Male all the time, I get paid to fuck and fight"

More like, I constantly tweet and alternate between being a supreme bad ass, and being a sniveling whining whore. Don't threaten to kill yourself pussy, get a knife, jab it in your neck. Be a man. All this threatening is just a cry for help. Boo fucking who. Wanna be a man? Shut the fuck up and go get some help. If you refuse to get help, take a swan dive off the Golden Gate holding hands with your secret boyfriend in matching affliction shirts and buttplugs.