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#462152 - 11/20/09 07:56 PM Black Friday 2009
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#462153 - 11/20/09 08:16 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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#462154 - 11/20/09 08:45 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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#462155 - 11/20/09 09:18 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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#462156 - 11/21/09 09:26 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Alex, you should get a bus boy job at a real restaurant. then you could scrape peoples plates onto some dough and call it pizza.
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#462157 - 11/21/09 12:13 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Alex, you should get a bus boy job at a real restaurant. then you could scrape the peoples' poo-berries from the toilets onto some dough and call it pizza.




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#462158 - 11/21/09 01:42 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Your right Mad Man, I did screw that up.
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#462159 - 11/21/09 03:44 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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You're fine Nosy Bitch... Alex is a natural born dingle farmer. First off he's a russian so he's a shitheap lowlife. Secondly he's a russian jew... That's compound failure in it's purest form.

Based on what he does here he's a broke ass shit farmer high on his own fumes living in a fishbowl that maybe like 3 mods claim to be theirs. I know they don't feed him often but they obviously do enjoy cleaning his bowel..err bowl.
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#462160 - 11/26/09 08:45 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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I gotta be at the store at 4:00AM, that means that I gotta wake up at 2:40AM so I can be at the bus stop by the 3:20AM. I gotta take a nap now. I don't think that I can make to downtown Brooklyn for the Target's 500GB hard drive. The niggers will pick everything up in the 1st 15 minutes once the doors will open.

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#462161 - 11/27/09 12:06 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Are you saying that's why it's called Black Friday ?
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#462162 - 11/27/09 12:07 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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^Yeah yeah I know.....don't even say it !
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#462163 - 11/27/09 03:22 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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I just came back, took a shit and now I gotta go for more Black Friday DEALS!!!

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#462164 - 11/27/09 07:41 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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I just came back, took a PANZER and now I gotta go for more Black Friday DEALS!!!




Fixed

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#462165 - 11/27/09 11:37 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Just picked up a 32" Vizio 1080p TV at Target for $408. I went in at 9am looking for that Westinghouse for $246 that was all over the internet. Luckily for me everybody else was as well. The Vizio is a much better TV.

50,000 to 1 contrast ratio on the Vizio vs. 2500 to 1 for the Westinghouse. This is a great deal on a 32" TV. Now I'm going to put my 26" TV on Craigslist for $180-200.

If you are looking for a new TV for the bedroom this is a great deal.

I was in and out of the store in less than 30 minutes. If you don't fuck around, the crowd is not that bad.
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#462166 - 11/27/09 07:03 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Bought my dress for AVN Awards today. Betsey Johnson, everything in the store was 40% off. Then a pair of Joan and David high heeled suede grey ankle boots at 50% off. Volcom jeans (2 for 1), cheap jewelry at Forever21, a sweater dress at BCBG (1/2 off). I was in and out of Fashion Square mall in the Valley in two hours from 10am-noon. I don't fuck around when I shop. FYI, that's the mall where Tera Patrick got her dog stolen.
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#462167 - 11/27/09 07:16 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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I don't go shopping anymore on Black Friday weekend. There was an incident senior year in high school between me, a 300 woman, and me throwing the eating trays in the food cart at her. I go shopping the following week.


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#462168 - 11/27/09 07:26 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Ew. What were you doing eating mall food anyway? See, that's the trash you run into and it slows down your shopping. Food court is not a part of my vocabulary.
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#462169 - 11/27/09 08:50 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Ew. What were you doing eating mall food anyway? See, that's the trash you run into and it slows down your shopping. Food court is not a part of my vocabulary.




They didn't have malls where you grew up?

Well we went very early morning, it was snowing out, bitterly cold, bad hair from the snowing hours earlier when I arrived at the mall, and I was cranky. Got my Burger King fries, chicken sandwich, and diet coke. We finally found a table and this wench waddles by me and pushed me to the ground. When I say pushed me to the ground, I don't mean with her hands. No, the near waddling past me by her over-sized shoulders literally knocked me to the ground. She was trying to get to our table! I looked up and screamed what the hell is wrong with you. She crumpled up her Taco Bell taco wrapper and threw it at me. I was so hungry, tired, my feet ached, cranky, and I was cold. With my family near by in shock, I got up and screamed at her "Get the fuck out of our table cunt". The beast wouldn't even look at me after I screamed this. I looked to my right and there were a stack of eating trays nicely stacked. I started throwing them one by one at her and her friends. A few tables near by started assisting me by yelling at these women. It seemed they were so embarrassed and got up and ran off. People started applauding after they left.

I was a hero that day when I got home. But my mother yelled at me to not use profanity again.



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#462170 - 11/27/09 08:53 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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She didn't say there were no malls, dummy. She said she doesn't do mall food. I don't blame her.
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#462171 - 11/27/09 11:20 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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My biggest Black Friday purchase was the Dell XPS 1530 Midnight Blue desktop that was originaly sold for $1,298.00, but I got it for $649.00 on the Dell's website with my student discount:


Intel® Core™ 2 Duo T6600 (2.2GHz/800Mhz FSB/2MB cache)
Genuine Windows Vista® Home Premium Edition SP1
500GB SATA Hard Drive (5400RPM)
4GB Shared Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM at 667MHz (2 Dimms)
256MB NVIDIA® GeForce® 8600M GT
Glossy, widescreen 15.4 inch LCD (1280x800) & 2.0 MP Camera
Slot Load DVD+/-RW (DVD/CD read/write)
High Definition Audio 2.0
Dell Wireless 1395 802.11g Mini Card
56 WHr 6-cell Lithium Ion Primary Battery
Finger Print Reader XPS M1530

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#462172 - 11/28/09 12:05 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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So I woke up at 2:20AM and was out of the door by 2:50AM. The reason for this was because the Sears at Kings Plaza Mall was due to open at 4:00AM, and the bus was making stops only once per hour, which meant that I had to be at the bus stop by 3:26AM. I also had to walk all the way to Avenue U for the B3 bus. In the night, the bus actually stops on schedule. I arrived at Kings Plaza Mall at 3:46AM and I already saw a line of people waiting at the Flatbush Avenue exit, but the mall was open so I decided to outsmart the crowd and head towards the Sears internal entrance from inside the mall. All the stores inside the mall were closed except for the Chock-Full-O-Nut, Cookie Factory, McDonald's and Burger King. Once I reached the internal entrance of the Sears, I found a sign that said that only the Flatbush Avenue entrance would open at 4:00AM, so I had to get back to that line.

In line I waited for around 7 minutes before the doors were opened. Most of the people(90%) were local(I think) blacks from the Flatbush area, but there were whites and mexicans as well. A white couple before me said to a black guy in a white sweater how happy and eager they were to be here on Black Friday. The black guy told them that he just came from Best Buy and that it was just too crowded there, and this is why he came to Sears. Couple of minutes after I arrived in line, the cop car showed up to monitor the crowd. When the door opened up, everyone went it to the 3rd floor(where they keep all the good stuff: computers, LCD TVs, appliances and tools). I headed for the tools dept because I knew that I had no chance at the electronics dept. The tools dept was pretty much empty, but 10 minutes later the people began flooding in, but I already picked all the items that I wanted and headed to the register. After the tools purchase, I went down to 1st floor so I could buy some $30.00 sneakers. The register in the cosmetics dept was empty, so I went there for the checkout. After the Sears, I went to the restroom and took a leak, did not flushed or washed hands and headed out. On the street I decided to walk 5 minutes to the Home Depot so I could buy the Vet/Dry Vac for $20.00, but Home Depot was to open at 7:00AM, so I went back to Sears and bought another pair of sneakers for $25.00 and headed home.

I also bought 2 Red Baron pizza for $1.99 each, and 8 Lindor truffle boxes for $1.99 each.



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#462173 - 11/28/09 12:06 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Ta-da!!!:



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#462174 - 11/28/09 01:45 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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#462175 - 11/28/09 01:45 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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#462176 - 11/28/09 02:08 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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You bought pizza on Black Friday?



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#462177 - 11/28/09 02:41 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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You bought pizza on Black Friday?






Yeah, 8 boxes. 5 left.

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#462178 - 11/28/09 05:37 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Ta-da!!!:






Man I really thought it was gonna be a WMD....

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#462179 - 11/28/09 05:49 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Do you own any night-vision goggles?
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#462180 - 11/28/09 06:52 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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I picked up a1 TB external hard drive for $78 and a Phillips 4G MP3 player for $29.96.
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#462181 - 11/28/09 12:21 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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I picked up a1 TB external hard drive for $78 and a Phillips 4G MP3 player for $29.96.



I ordered 2 1.5TB external hard drives for $119.99 each on BestBuy.com. I think they are sold out now. I also need to find a good price for a 500MB WD Passport external hard drive.

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#462182 - 11/28/09 06:10 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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why did you bought that? any new enema project?

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#462183 - 11/28/09 06:13 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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why did you bought that? any new enema project?



I plan to open a car repair garage in the future.

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#462184 - 11/28/09 07:45 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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I picked up a1 TB external hard drive for $78




Staples had one for $68. Didn't like the brand/model though.

I lately I've been picking up Iomega's on sale from CompUSA/NewEgg for about $85 and getting 4 or 5 at a time. [I've been going thru 4 every 2.5/3 months now].
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#462185 - 11/28/09 08:48 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Got my Burger King fries, chicken sandwich, and diet coke.




I think Gia just died inside a little.

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You bought pizza on Black Friday?

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Yeah, 8 boxes. 5 left.




You ate 3 fucking frozen pizzas in less than 36 hours you sick fuck?
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#462186 - 11/28/09 08:48 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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I picked up a1 TB external hard drive for $78




Staples had one for $68. Didn't like the brand/model though.

I lately I've been picking up Iomega's on sale from CompUSA/NewEgg for about $85 and getting 4 or 5 at a time. [I've been going thru 4 every 2.5/3 months now].



These prices are nothing special for a 1TB drive. It is 1.5 or 2TB drives that are harder to find at a lower price. P.S.: There was marinaded fish on the table.

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#462187 - 11/29/09 04:47 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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You got up early on the one day off to go buy chocolate? SICK FUCK

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#462188 - 11/29/09 04:53 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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whats marinaded fish got 2 do with it???

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#462189 - 11/30/09 03:46 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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whats marinaded fish got 2 do with it???



It was on the thanksgiving family table.

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#462190 - 11/30/09 04:24 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Got my Burger King fries, chicken sandwich, and diet coke.




I think Gia just died inside a little.

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You bought pizza on Black Friday?

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Yeah, 8 boxes. 5 left.




You ate 3 fucking frozen pizzas in less than 36 hours you sick fuck?




YOU are the one bitch'en about gaining 20 pounds.

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#462191 - 11/30/09 04:36 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Quote:

Quote:

whats marinaded fish got 2 do with it???



It was on the thanksgiving family table.




I see....

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#462192 - 02/02/10 09:33 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Just got the laptop today that I ordered in November.

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#462193 - 02/10/10 09:35 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Just got the laptop today that I ordered in November.




Already obsolete.
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#462194 - 02/10/10 10:22 AM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Why did it take so long?



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#462195 - 02/13/10 07:37 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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Why did it take so long?
The Dell factory ran out of LCD screens and had to wait until the LCD manufacturer sent them the next batch of screens.





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#462196 - 02/14/10 04:26 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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(A) Bullshit

(B) The three days it took you to come up with that excuse is perfectly proportionate to the three months it took you to get the damn thing.

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#462197 - 02/14/10 07:53 PM Re: Black Friday 2009
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(c) panzer is a dirty faggot and he should jump off a bridge into heavy traffic.

(d) panzer is a dirty faggot and he should stab himself in the throat with an acetylene torch and weld his life shut.
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