A panda goes into a restaurant and eats breakfast. He pulls out a pistol and shoots the waitress in the arm when she hands him the check, then starts to walk out. The manager yells, "Hey, you what do you think you are doing?" The panda says, "I'm a panda, look it up," and walks out the door. The restaurant manager grabs his dictionary from under the counter, looks up panda, and sees, "Black and white bear-like creature native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."

-Chuck, Vegetarianf anboy