Three strings walk into a bar and get a table. One of them goes up to the bar and asks for 3 beers. The bartender says, "We don't serve strings in here, get out!" The string goes back to the table dejected. His buddy says he wants to try, goes up to the bar and says, "Look, we ain't gonna cause no trouble, gimme 3 beers and there'll be a good tip in it for you." Bartender says no dice, and tells him to get his friend and get out of there. String goes back to the table and tells the other two the bartender is an asshole. The 3rd string unravels his top and ties himself up, walks up to the bar and orders 3 beers. The bartender starts to get the beers, stops, and asks, "Hey, aren't you a string?" String says, "Nope, frayed knot."

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy