Cool. My mom would love this for her birthday or Christmas.
She is a Matrix freak.
Mommy, can I go out and play today? I've been a good boy. I did your laundry, and your dishes. Can I scrub your bathtub this evening?
Please don't touch me there. Mommy, I'm an adult, I don't want you to touch me there. It's still bleeding from last time.
Mommy, not the leather one.
When is daddy getting home from his trip?
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