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#46167 - 08/12/04 08:47 PM Biggest whiners in porn POLL
Smelly Monkey Offline
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As has been the case since the HIV outbreak news in porn has been very slow, but there has been a lot of porners having emotional outbreaks about one thing or another recently, so lets start the poll of porns most recent biggest whiners.


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#46168 - 08/13/04 06:08 AM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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I'd like to add Wankus & Gayzarman to the list. Shit, that sounds like a pair o' homo superheros.
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#46169 - 08/13/04 04:07 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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I'd like to add Wankus & Gayzarman to the list. Shit, that sounds like a pair o' homo superheros.




Yeah where is that quasyman guy?. Funny how he and lurid left at the same time, maybe it was a brandon/monsier kinda set up.
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#46170 - 08/13/04 06:16 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
lain Offline
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Registered: 06/11/04
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i suppose i should say this again,
i was not whining about the max hardcore thing, i just wanted to not have to keep telling the story every time some one asked, i did not expect this much attention NOR did i want it.
and now i find myself having to go over this fact (with you) more then once,
im sure your just trying to be funny and poke fun at me, (seeing as how you sent me a private message to draw my attention to your post) but at least do it about some thing that i really did ..... i hardly call posting one fucking post (in which i really didn't even put much of my personal opinion, nor did i have a whinny tone)whining .....
besides that iv only been in porn for 2 mo. one can only whine so much in two mo. time is on my side.

and the only reason i pay you any mind and get all uppity about this is that .... its not in my personality to whine, for the most part easy going, understanding person, and if some thing happens that i could fine whine worthy i usually let it go,
but in this case your attacking a quality of mine that i hold in high regard, publicly (joking or no) and i feel it nessesary to defend myself against your accusation. (but im sure you'll interpret it as whining ... so i guess i can't win)
what ever ....
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#46171 - 08/13/04 06:21 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
Smelly Monkey Offline
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suppose i should say this again,
i was not whining about the max hardcore thing, i just wanted to not have to keep telling the story every time some one asked, i did not expect this much attention NOR did i want it.
and now i find myself having to go over this fact (with you) more then once,
im sure your just trying to be funny and poke fun at me, (seeing as how you sent me a private message to draw my attention to your post) but at least do it about some thing that i really did ..... i hardly call posting one fucking post (in which i really didn't even put much of my personal opinion, nor did i have a whinny tone)whining .....
besides that iv only been in porn for 2 mo. one can only whine so much in two mo. time is on my side.

and the only reason i pay you any mind and get all uppity about this is that .... its not in my personality to whine, for the most part easy going, understanding person, and if some thing happens that i could fine whine worthy i usually let it go,
but in this case your attacking a quality of mine that i hold in high regard, publicly (joking or no) and i feel it nessesary to defend myself against your accusation. (but im sure you'll interpret it as whining ... so i guess i can't win)
what ever ....




Did i miss something?.
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#46172 - 08/13/04 07:48 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
JRV Offline
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Did i miss something?.



Someone, who shall remain nameless, put Lain in the first spot in the poll.

That someone, by the way, had better not be harassing talent in PMs.
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#46173 - 08/13/04 09:01 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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Someone, who shall remain nameless, put Lain in the first spot in the poll.

That someone, by the way, had better not be harassing talent in PMs.






Shut the fuck up jrv, stop talking like you have any power here, unless your name is tony or jeff i won't listen to any idle threats.


(me) (jrv)


Catch my urine with your mouth jrv.
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#46174 - 08/13/04 09:03 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
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Quote:

Quote:

Someone, who shall remain nameless, put Lain in the first spot in the poll.

That someone, by the way, had better not be harassing talent in PMs.






Shut the fuck up jrv, stop talking like you have any power here, unless your name is tony or jeff i won't listen to any idle threats.


(me) (jrv)


Catch my urine with your mouth jrv.




Wow, I think Monkey needs:


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#46175 - 08/13/04 09:06 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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Wow, I think Monkey needs:





I need a mouth to catch my feces, a canadian mouth. Any sugestions?.
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#46176 - 08/13/04 09:07 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:

Wow, I think Monkey needs:





I need a mouth to catch my feces, a canadian mouth. Any sugestions?.





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#46177 - 08/13/04 09:10 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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Great a canadian version of smartt, just what this board needs.

(monkey) (wesley pipes)
.............(chickmaster)................
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#46178 - 08/13/04 09:11 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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Great a canadian version of smartt, just what this board needs.

(monkey) (wesley pipes)
.............(chickmaster)................





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#46179 - 08/13/04 09:22 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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Fuck you bitch. I will cut you fool.
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#46180 - 08/13/04 09:26 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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Fuck you bitch. I will cut you fool.





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#46181 - 08/13/04 09:26 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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Ohh and by the way Monkey


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#46182 - 08/13/04 10:05 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
JRV Offline
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i won't listen to any idle threats.



I'm not making threats. I'm just reminding you about the trouble PMs have caused in the past.
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#46183 - 08/14/04 05:37 AM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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I'm not making threats. I'm just reminding you about the trouble PMs have caused in the past.





Not the way i read it. I have never had problems in the past. I am squeaky freakin clean. I could eat dinner off myself.
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#46184 - 08/14/04 10:57 AM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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You go girl! Tell it like it is!!!

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#46185 - 08/14/04 01:42 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
Rob Longshot Offline
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besides... the biggest whiner in porn is Amber Simpson... although im pretty sure she is gone now... the footage in Oral Hygiene #3 was being kind to her... i have unedited footage that makes that show her in a good light.
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#46186 - 08/14/04 04:42 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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besides... the biggest whiner in porn is Amber Simpson... although im pretty sure she is gone now... the footage in Oral Hygiene #3 was being kind to her... i have unedited footage that makes that show her in a good light.






Care to show a small clip here rob?. Lain still has my vote for the time being with her 3 posts a week about how max hardcore tricked her and made her feel cheap (er even).

(max) (lain)
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#46187 - 08/15/04 05:40 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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Smelly... it's been a long time that you've been posting on this message board and you haven't onced got me edged up to anger. But you're nailing it on the head... i have a lot of evil wishes that do come true. Sadly to say.

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#46188 - 08/15/04 05:46 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
JRV Offline
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The Monkey is just bored. He's trying to stir up some action, some excitement, etc.

If you're at a party, and everyone is unwinding towards the end, relaxed and sitting around chatting before going home, the Monkey is the guy that throws a roll of firecrackers into the middle of the room to liven things up.
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#46189 - 08/15/04 05:56 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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Smelly... it's been a long time that you've been posting on this message board and you haven't onced got me edged up to anger. But you're nailing it on the head... i have a lot of evil wishes that do come true. Sadly to say.




Fuck him up Gen.

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#46190 - 08/15/04 06:02 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

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bad monkey!

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#46191 - 08/15/04 06:13 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Quote:

The Monkey is just bored. He's trying to stir up some action, some excitement, etc.

If you're at a party, and everyone is unwinding towards the end, relaxed and sitting around chatting before going home, the Monkey is the guy that throws a roll of firecrackers into the middle of the room to liven things up.






You're damn skippy thats what im trying to do. I am bored and i know if i am bored then most of the readers are bored, see jrv unlike a party that is nearing an end this is a porn message board that has to be up all the time in order to attract new posters. If people wanted to be in a laid back environment they can retire of at the very least go to the disney message board, this is the fucking monkey fucking cage fucking. I won't stand back and let freedom to post what i want go to waste because it might offend 1 or 2 people with 50% of those being brazilian, dumb hick. D-I-V-O-R-C-E. It just helps that the shit im saying i also happen to believe either, i say what i think and feel and i won't change from that, i have been soft for too long and i know for a fact that i got to gen before, does that mean i am going to try and do it again?. NO. Because i have no problem with her and why attack someone for the sake of attacking them?. Thats fayner's job.
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#46192 - 08/15/04 06:18 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Hey Monkey, Angelica was in chat tonight, where were you?
I think I can pry her away from your clutches because I am so smooth- look out
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#46193 - 08/15/04 06:21 PM Re: Biggest whiners in porn POLL
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Hey Monkey, Angelica was in chat tonight, where were you?
I think I can pry her away from your clutches because I am so smooth- look out




She takes too long to put up her site and never posts pictures anymore, so for all i know the new angelica id could be brandon irons, now theres a sexy thought.
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