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#461549 - 11/17/09 07:22 PM Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Max Hardcore

Mr Teagan

Benny English

Eric John

Monstar

Sascha

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#461550 - 11/17/09 07:28 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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#461551 - 11/17/09 08:55 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Hey, this picture reminds me of a joke Rodney told me once, I showed him a picture of monstar and he said whoa whos the big guy, and I said, no, hes not that big, the camera just adds ten pounds, and without missing a beat he said "so how many cameras are on him?", he was the greatest and I miss him dearly.
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#461552 - 11/17/09 09:02 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Dam, that Wankus cat was all Dolphins all the time. I guess Jesus must have saved him from fantasizing about blowing Dan Marino.
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#461553 - 11/17/09 09:12 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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'Fins need a QB with a cannon arm.

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#461554 - 11/17/09 09:19 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Hey, this picture reminds me of a joke Rodney told me once, I showed him a picture of monstar and he said whoa whos the big guy, and I said, no, hes not that big, the camera just adds ten pounds, and without missing a beat he said "so how many cameras are on him?", he was the greatest and I miss him dearly.





Hey Monstar, what's the name of AA's Husky?


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#461555 - 11/17/09 09:21 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Why is faux Daryl Hannah attempting to hide her energy drink?
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#461556 - 11/17/09 10:34 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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sup, it's me Mr Pete


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#461557 - 11/18/09 12:54 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
Claude Goddard Offline
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Max should've seen a tailor, his pants are all fucked up. Cool Gram Parson's style nudie-suit jacket though.



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#461559 - 11/18/09 04:42 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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There's a strong correlation between Ed Hardy and douche bags.
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#461560 - 11/18/09 06:03 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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There's a DIRECT correlation between Ed Hardy and douche bags.




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#461561 - 11/18/09 06:19 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Bono one lapped the field in the best dressed category. End of civilization as we know it.
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#461562 - 11/18/09 06:59 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Eddie Van Halen [at AVN for doing 2 songs for the adult film feature "Sacred Sin" and body double for Michelle Honeywell].
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#461563 - 11/18/09 07:02 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Legend-in-his-own-mind, Eric Seinfeld.

Not sure which is worse. Choice of outfit. Choice of slut.
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#461564 - 11/18/09 07:06 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Nick "Leather Skin" Manning
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#461565 - 11/18/09 07:08 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Evan Stone. The bad fashion statement that keeps on giving.
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#461566 - 11/18/09 08:19 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Stevie Why would kill his own mother for that Boba Fett jacket that M* is rocking...I wonder if they also do it in R2-D2, C-3P0 or Darth Vader styles?

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#461567 - 11/18/09 08:42 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Is that Kacey Jordan in the green dress? I like that little dress.

Bubba is a fat fuck, and should stop using Deon Sanders tailor.
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#461568 - 11/18/09 08:54 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Anyone else see a resemblance between Bono-One and Heinrich Himmler?

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#461569 - 11/18/09 09:54 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Stevie Why would kill his own mother for that Boba Fett jacket that M* is rocking...I wonder if they also do it in R2-D2, C-3P0 or Darth Vader styles?




I thought THIS was the R2D2:



Next to him is Princess Lay-yeah.



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#461570 - 11/18/09 09:58 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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You're spot-on with Himmler!

Looking forward to this year's awards show costume...







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#461571 - 11/18/09 10:02 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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And, the wigger-gangsta possibly grabbing his crotch or, as he would like one to think,concealing his gun, is priceless.




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#461572 - 11/18/09 10:10 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Hey Mr. Pete, Ron Jeremy said he wanted someone to fill his shoes before he retired, not his suit.

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#461573 - 11/18/09 10:32 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Is that Kacey Jordan in the green dress? I like that little dress.




I believe so ...
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#461574 - 11/18/09 10:38 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Anyone else see a resemblance between Bono-One and Heinrich Himmler?




Reichsführer-ADT??
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#461575 - 11/18/09 02:45 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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As much as I love Max as much as a straight guy possibly can, that suit's fit reminds me of:


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#461576 - 11/18/09 06:31 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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You guys have shown admirable restraint with no ZZ Top references. Kudo's dumb asses !
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#461577 - 11/18/09 07:18 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Someone ought to cast boner-once as the Reichsfuehrer-SS in some Nazi porn parody. Who know, perhaps he likes golden showers and scat as Otto Strasser alleged was the type of action preferred by Der Fuehrer, Herr Schickelgruber. Who could we cast as the Teutonic maiden who would squat over boner-once and spray her golden nectar and dump her brown load on his ferret face?

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#461578 - 11/18/09 07:42 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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^ Shit, how long did it take you to compose that mess of compost ?
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#461579 - 11/18/09 07:54 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Who could we cast as the Teutonic maiden who would squat over boner-once and spray her golden nectar and dump her brown load on his ferret face?




Fraulein Annette Schwarz. She's done worse things.
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#461580 - 11/18/09 08:08 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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^ Yeah she's wonderful !
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#461581 - 11/18/09 08:19 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Right off the top of my head. Brown showers...Compost. Clever, I suppose.

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#461582 - 11/18/09 08:34 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Annnnnddddd don't forget the interplay of compose -post- compost ! Der !
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#461583 - 11/18/09 10:36 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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#461584 - 01/12/10 03:03 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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#461585 - 01/12/10 03:33 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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The fucken beast on the left could be the long lost original Kardashian sister. Khloe would be thrilled.
Dood on the right has some veiny hands and is most likely a
major shareholder in Gillette.
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#461586 - 01/12/10 05:14 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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That dudes head is looooooong!

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#461587 - 01/12/10 05:34 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Evan Stone. The bad fashion statement that keeps on giving.




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#461588 - 01/13/10 12:35 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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That dudes head is looooooong!




And likely empty.
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#461589 - 01/21/10 07:42 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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#461590 - 01/21/10 08:52 PM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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I thought Sam Kinison was dead.
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#461591 - 01/22/10 09:22 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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Loc: Midwest / Florida
Every fucking time, every fucking time......
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#461592 - 01/22/10 09:42 AM Re: Sharp Dressed Men Of Porn
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