How about a Van Dyke, cuz if you were eating her out while she was shitting, you'd get a lil smear on your chin, lookin like a doo doo beard.

Or you could not eat her out and just let her shit on your face and it would be a Panzer. No wait, that's only if the shitter is post-op.
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