Secret Grandpa (2:03:40 AM): i trot around on my leash, letting those silent dog farts
Secret Grandpa (2:03:58 AM): to stop movement would be death for you
rosarybuttbeads (2:04:07 AM): i dress you in a pink poodle sweater
rosarybuttbeads (2:04:31 AM): plotting your neutering
Secret Grandpa (2:04:36 AM): i chew on the sweater in effort to remove
rosarybuttbeads (2:04:51 AM): i piss in your bowl
Secret Grandpa (2:04:55 AM): more poop falls out my butt and onto the sweater
rosarybuttbeads (2:05:15 AM): and submerge you caricature of a human face in it
Secret Grandpa (2:05:20 AM): i take a drink and proceed to lick your face, but you love me too much to notice
rosarybuttbeads (2:05:43 AM): i leave your carcass in a walmart freezer
Secret Grandpa (2:05:44 AM): i wish i had a dog face
Secret Grandpa (2:06:00 AM): i poop in the freezer
rosarybuttbeads (2:06:36 AM): your mother pays me reparations
Secret Grandpa (2:06:45 AM): a little boy asks his mother if he can buy the frozen treats
rosarybuttbeads (2:06:45 AM): and tosses my salad
rosarybuttbeads (2:06:56 AM): while your junior high photos look on
rosarybuttbeads (2:07:16 AM): and you bastard spic daughter scurries in the crib
rosarybuttbeads (2:07:18 AM): i cum
Secret Grandpa (2:07:21 AM): i bored a plane with my stories of sawmills and buttermilk
Secret Grandpa (2:07:27 AM): a talking dog carcass
Secret Grandpa (2:07:47 AM): i lick up the cum because it looks taste
Secret Grandpa (2:08:01 AM): this just in: it's tasty
rosarybuttbeads (2:08:37 AM): this just in: i own you sow
rosarybuttbeads (2:08:39 AM): live it
rosarybuttbeads (2:08:42 AM): love it
rosarybuttbeads (2:08:47 AM): worship it
rosarybuttbeads (2:08:48 AM): sow
Secret Grandpa (2:09:04 AM): sounds like an ad for las vegas that was never made
Secret Grandpa (2:09:09 AM): because it'd be truly disturbing
Secret Grandpa (2:09:37 AM): live, love it, worship it, sow. Las Vegas
rosarybuttbeads (2:10:32 AM): what happens in your anus, stays in your anus
Secret Grandpa (2:10:50 AM): never poop it's a sin
rosarybuttbeads (2:10:59 AM): should i punch you in the gut so hard it inadvertently evacuates your bowels
Secret Grandpa (2:11:03 AM): catholic church motto
Secret Grandpa (2:11:32 AM): lol i thought you said owls, evaculate the owls! out of your butt!
rosarybuttbeads (2:12:04 AM): who? who? who?
rosarybuttbeads (2:12:06 AM): sow
rosarybuttbeads (2:12:09 AM): i kill
rosarybuttbeads (2:12:14 AM): i rape
rosarybuttbeads (2:12:16 AM): i love
Secret Grandpa (2:13:18 AM): the edible incredible egg
rosarybuttbeads (2:13:36 AM): lick my soles sow. i've trod many a bar floor for you shitbreath
rosarybuttbeads (2:13:46 AM): i bring you christmas
Secret Grandpa (2:14:36 AM): oops poop fell out of my butt again
Secret Grandpa (2:14:46 AM): if it was christmas it'd be green and red
Secret Grandpa (2:14:48 AM): no such luck
rosarybuttbeads (2:15:34 AM): i taste your pbr-flavored sideburns and coerce you back to your studio apartment
rosarybuttbeads (2:15:48 AM): we walk through the fog
rosarybuttbeads (2:15:53 AM): you stagger
rosarybuttbeads (2:16:03 AM): and mention weezer
rosarybuttbeads (2:16:14 AM): i punch your liver
Secret Grandpa (2:17:33 AM): hey, a studio apartment is quite an accomplsihment for a frozen dog, music taste be damned
rosarybuttbeads (2:18:15 AM): we mate
rosarybuttbeads (2:18:17 AM): you die
Secret Grandpa (2:19:16 AM): I fill a tennis ball with cottage cheese and squeeze it. Dave from bingo night frisks my buttocks and I let out a growl. Tonight we dine on owl meat.
rosarybuttbeads (2:22:31 AM): i drive you to moab, utah. i show you to your room inside best western. i punch you full force in the sternum and pull all your out and force you on a whitewater rafting tour the following day. i force our raft out of formation and rape you on the rocks in your dry, tight ass in front of the entire rafting group and subsequently shit down your windpipe and cast your naked, fannypack-clad corpse to the denizens of the colorado river