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#461493 - 01/01/10 04:29 PM
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Free... you're bringing me down bro.
I can't wait to get back to work and tear shit up. I'm going to fucken rock it hard this year.
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#461495 - 01/01/10 05:49 PM
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lol...
Serious question though... what if Electro was receiving, what would it be called?.
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#461498 - 01/01/10 06:22 PM
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Clearly a question that should not have been asked. Thanks to you two for making me uncomfortable in my own thread. That's a first. 
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#461500 - 01/01/10 09:10 PM
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How about a Van Dyke, cuz if you were eating her out while she was shitting, you'd get a lil smear on your chin, lookin like a doo doo beard.
Or you could not eat her out and just let her shit on your face and it would be a Panzer. No wait, that's only if the shitter is post-op.
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#461502 - 01/02/10 01:55 AM
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You people disgust me... There's no getting beyond this.
too far, Lou. that's the kind of photo you order 10,000 copies of and then never pick them up. and you do this every day until the handcuffs go on and you're no longer physically able.
so let's say its 2am and you find yourself in some rathole like denny's, trying to put something down to soak up all the booze. then umbilical Amy walks in naked with fetus demanding a table for two, looking like she just stepped out of that photo. the place explodes but you gotta focus because this is war and you're halfway through the denver omelette. do you try to keep shoveling, or just for-GET it?
i would try to power through just to be able to say i did, but i probably wouldn't be able to keep it down for love or money. i know if i was producing the show fear factor this is the direction i might've tried taking things.
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#461503 - 01/02/10 08:07 AM
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^^^In that situation, I put the ketchup in my pocket, pick up my plate and walk out. I don't even throw a $20 on the counter.
In real life the only time I skipped out on a check was at Rascals Comedy Club on RT 35 in Jersey. 2 dipshit goomba wannabes sitting front row got pissed the headliner was fucking with them. They started getting lippy, bouncer came over and a scrap broke out. Half the crowd bounced threw the emergency exit. They lost 1000's that night.
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#461505 - 01/02/10 12:45 PM
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On a more serious note.... Would the psycho that sent me that pic please try and find out the source. I really REALLY enjoy the thought that some kid is being ridiculed in some way shape or form at the very instant of its birth. Talk about potential.
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#461507 - 01/04/10 01:39 PM
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^^^ [/thread] 
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#461508 - 01/04/10 03:27 PM
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Panzer = ManBearPig
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#461510 - 01/13/10 04:09 PM
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So I'm thinking..... I tried but didn't succeed...
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#461511 - 01/13/10 04:11 PM
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Did the Mormon kid leave you?.
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#461513 - 01/13/10 04:21 PM
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He isn't mormon and we were never together. I got back with... Old habits, and all... 
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#461514 - 01/13/10 04:29 PM
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The book reading thing still haunts me... that shit just aint right. not cool.
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#461515 - 01/13/10 04:35 PM
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you thinking I read books still haunts me. That shit just ain't right. Not cool.
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#461516 - 01/13/10 04:59 PM
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*throws a penis in your face*
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#461517 - 01/13/10 05:40 PM
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So I'm thinking... I attended Harvard and I'm a literary genius. 
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#461518 - 01/13/10 05:50 PM
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That's a bunch of peni...
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#461521 - 01/19/10 03:46 AM
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Imagine the beating some poor lil redneck boy received when he asked for a pink BB gun for Christmas. It was a preview of what Daddy's gonna do to him when he's 16 and says he's going to attempt a career in dance.
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#461523 - 01/20/10 08:39 AM
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Well my girlfriend says that as long as her period hasn't stopped again, then she doesn't have an eating disorder. Hope you still get visited by Aunt Flo. If not, and you want to jump start it, the estrogen they give you will plump you up.
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#461527 - 01/21/10 04:15 AM
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I hope you are joking, but I'll never underestimate how crazy a bitch can be.
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#461528 - 01/21/10 02:53 PM
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Just took this test.
Pancakes wrapped in bacon will fix you right up. Have a glass of OJ with it if your are feeling guilty about it.
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#461530 - 01/21/10 07:32 PM
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you know fonzie never wore cashmere, so i'm thinking this new A-Team movie is gonna catastrophic. it used to be you could tell a few jokes, fire off a few smoke bombs, maybe pop out of a sun roof or a giant birthday cake and shoot a grappling hook, and wrap it all up with a good shot to the tires that sent the bad guys through a fruit stand at incredible speed. really, it combined the two things that made America strong: gettin’ mad and breakin’ shit. only a commie would've said no to a show like that.
now this movie- you got oscar schindler playing hannibal, a bunch of no names - and, oh no big deal - we'll just break into the spy satellite, hijack a stealth fighter, maybe even do pilates on top of the thing like Bruce Willis in the last Die Hard, and not even have the common decency to consider Gary Coleman for "T".
i just know this thing's gonna suck air through a trache harder than land of the lost, and I can't wait.
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#461531 - 01/22/10 04:54 AM
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Like many of these remakes, they are for the kids of today to oo and ah over the effects. They figure the fans of the past will show up hoping "this will be the remake that doesn't suck." And they leave disappointed. GI JOE, Transformers, Star Wars: Jar Jar Binks Addition, all blew. Thank god for 80 y/o chinese lady bootleggers, so these shit heels can't get their hands on my $$$.
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#461532 - 01/24/10 06:21 PM
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you know fonzie never wore cashmere, so i'm thinking this new A-Team movie is gonna catastrophic. it used to be you could tell a few jokes, fire off a few smoke bombs, maybe pop out of a sun roof or a giant birthday cake and shoot a grappling hook, and wrap it all up with a good shot to the tires that sent the bad guys through a fruit stand at incredible speed. really, it combined the two things that made America strong: gettin’ mad and breakin’ shit. only a commie would've said no to a show like that.
now this movie- you got oscar schindler playing hannibal, a bunch of no names - and, oh no big deal - we'll just break into the spy satellite, hijack a stealth fighter, maybe even do pilates on top of the thing like Bruce Willis in the last Die Hard, and not even have the common decency to consider Gary Coleman for "T".
i just know this thing's gonna suck air through a trache harder than land of the lost, and I can't wait.
Hear that... if it doesn't have Jamesn(Bale) in it then fucken forget it. Just don't fucken film it and even more importantly shut the fuck up about it. And I know why Cameron left him out of his new ground breaker... There was no Ohh Good For You.
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#461534 - 01/26/10 04:30 PM
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Gia, where did you take that test? Also that disgusting fat pancake crap should be made illegal. 
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#461536 - 03/14/10 08:51 AM
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Papercut's not a guy, and her glasses are just made to come upon.
Charles Barkley knows.
Truth.
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#461538 - 03/14/10 05:42 PM
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If you're gonna narrow things down that much you might as well just send out PM's.
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#461540 - 03/17/10 07:17 PM
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So exactly how did the pilgrims(English)manage to schedule Thanksgiving on a Thursday(4 day weekend) every year and St Patty gets tossed about like a beat bitch in line for coffee and an abortion?. Not cool. Explain.
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#461541 - 03/17/10 07:26 PM
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Don't make me go there...
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#461542 - 03/17/10 07:35 PM
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I need tomorrow off...and the next day. wyf/.
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