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#45973 - 09/30/04 06:44 PM
Re: Ass Altar Of August
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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I worship that ass. Bless me father for I have spermed. Its been 2 hours since my last orgasm. I've had impure thoughts of August. And when I'm banging my girlfriend I sometimes think I am laying pipe to August. (hmm, can't tell I was raised catholic  )
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#45980 - 10/12/04 05:37 PM
Re: Journey To The Center Of Claire's Mouth
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 1630
Loc: SoCal
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... there’s a great speed suck by Claire James dressed as a sexy maid in the whole outfit, stockings plus platform heels, thank ye so kindly. She gets down on her knees and nukes the dick so it spits a jizz missile like a cobra helicopter. It really epitomizes the blowjob quickies philosophy albeit being shortest clip on here prolly. You know there are just about only 5 or 6 minutes worthwhile out of most blowjob scenes anyway sans suckjobs by Shasta & Shelby Starr. The main prob is these dudes need so much work to nut that the camera guy usually tries to get creative therefore ruining the angles... not here, three cheers for Claire...
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#45982 - 10/15/04 05:47 PM
Midnight Prowl - Nicole Brazzel
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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... When I watch Midnight Prowl I’m like what the fuck is wrong with these chicks? Maybe I should be asking what the fuck is right about them because maybe they really ARE “rabid sex addicts?†Still, the little devil on my left shoulder just whispered in my ear, “maybe they’re just coke addicts.†I don’t like generalizations, imp. One thing I’m sure of is that I don’t understand the workings of the female mind overall let alone my own mixed up mentality. Porn is my therapy for some wacky reason and porno stars are the kind of women I respect in a twisted sense. Ah shit, let’s forget about me, but I respect these babes for having the guts to do this crazy shit on the edge. Heck, I know Julie Night will do ANYTHING, I’ve seen evidence of her in action before. But this a new step in her career and we’ll go back to her at a later time because I want to cover the episode with Nicole Brazzel. Pshaw! She was gonna be my new blonde girlfriend since Judy Starr turned brunette, but she broke my heart fucking those 3 brothers and 2 Mexicans after the two white dudes in the limo. Hell, I can’t blame them. It’s every perverts dream fantasy to have a real porn babe in the flesh stroll into a porno shop and pick you up to fuck in a limo or back at a hotel. Honestly, it kind of made me sad at first to see Nicole throw caution to the wind, but who the fuck am I kidding? I’m just jealous it wasn’t me.... 
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#45983 - 10/15/04 07:31 PM
Re: Midnight Prowl - Nicole Brazzel
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/15/04
Posts: 87
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Dude, don't you get it? These girls are exhibitionists to begin with, and a couple months of highly paid sex will reduce your inhibitions too almost nothing. Now throw in some blow, and they're ready for ANYTHING.
BTW, Judy Starr is a lesbian. Sorry.
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#45984 - 10/16/04 05:54 PM
Re: Midnight Prowl - Nicole Brazzel
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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#45985 - 10/19/04 07:21 AM
Re: Midnight Prowl - Nicole Brazzel
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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...Ok ya’ll, I really really, really like Nicole's boobs and she's still alright by me nymphomaniac she be. Hey, maybe I CAN rap. NOT... Just in case you were curious, the two white dudes Nicole bangs happen to be Frank Wank's de-pimped alter-ego and Erik Everhard. Frank also gets sloppy firsts with Julie Night, Amanda, Naudia Nice, Alex (with Everhard), and prolly several others. The motherfucker’s living the life, though I can’t stand his need for rimjobs. Bleccch! Stop! Please! No fears, I won't let that deter my report on the Julie Night scene after I replenish my lube supply, stay tuned and check those hanging funbags below...
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#45986 - 10/19/04 07:41 AM
Re: Journey To The Center Of Meatmembers.com
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Hey, Smut. Can you recommend some good DVD'a with Nicole?
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#45988 - 10/20/04 06:22 AM
Re: Journey To The Center Of Meatmembers.com
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Grassy ass!!!!!!
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#45993 - 10/31/04 05:29 PM
Re: pov blasphemy
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'm staying away from the religious debate, but those are incredible tits. I would probably wake up with one of those two great nipples in my mouth if I had the chance to fall asleep next to them.
I know- I've seen me do it.
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#45998 - 11/10/04 02:31 PM
Re: skinny Poo's debut (POLL)
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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he already has his own site eye-cum.com
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#46002 - 11/11/04 06:07 AM
breaking news!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Should poo start his own series? (Total Votes: 9)
Yes, because if I were him I'd be porking 24-7. ???
??? 6 66%
No, just cuz I'm jealous. ???
??? 3 33%
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#46007 - 11/23/04 11:22 AM
Boogie Nights
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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...I must apologize to my sponsors at meatholes for being a total slacker sitting around burning the midnight muggles, eating green twinkies, and drinking too many mountain dew vodkas on the rocks. Yeah, the poll was a bit disappointing, but you guys had trouble giving away bats fresh from Ariana Jolle’s pussy. Are they all zombies out there in cyberspace? Wait, don’t tell me, I don’t wanna know.
Shit, I’ve been feeling blue recently and to cheer myself up I wandered around the behind the scenes section at the meatholes madhouse. Boogie Nights is a place I definitely need to crash or party at. If one is to believe the reports there seems like there’s always whores hanging around handing out blowjobs or waiting to be degraded for dollars. Heck, I’d be a better lackey than the minion. I don’t mind doing chores, sweeping up sets, running errands but I draw the line at cleaning up the pissmops bathtub...
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#46008 - 11/23/04 01:04 PM
Re: skinny Poo's debut (POLL)
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 822
Loc: San Pornando Valley
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ok polls closed. 14 yays and 3 nays. not quite the pervert mandate I hoped for, but it looks like Mr. Poo needs to do "Poo Prowl"
I appreciate the poll, but I dont think the boss read the forum much  If he did maybe i would have something...hehe  thanks folks!!
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#46010 - 11/24/04 05:06 AM
Re: skinny Poo's debut (POLL)
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 822
Loc: San Pornando Valley
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I dunno. We almost did a rough BJ line reecently in the philipenes, but everyone was scared I would get killed there... Damn Pussys!!  It had the best name ever. I would tell ya it but ya never know. We could still one day do it.
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#46016 - 11/30/04 10:04 AM
Re: Nicole Brazzle meattholes
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 434
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... Meatholes week 77 featuring Nicole Brazzle was intriguing from a socio-psychological perspective. Why? Well, they gave it their all and she seemed to be having fun. It wasn’t a picnic, boo-boo, but they huffed and stuffed her with no remorse and I saw one smile after another beaming on her face. I’m not trying to insinuate that Kahn is slipping in his mission to wreak havoc because this was as grim as it gets and looking at these episodes by going slowly through the pix is like surfing seedy snapshots from porn’s underbelly frozen in time. Some fucked up shit. Perhaps I thinketh too much, but Nicole in her short career thus far has proven her status as a high ranking superslut and she’s only 18 years old. She’d make Candy Apples proud...
she is one of the best, i hope that some day she will get her ass fucked and she will be a complete and total super slut, LOVE YOU NICOLE!!!
hot kisses,
Slut Wife 
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#46017 - 12/07/04 05:44 PM
Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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....relatively new to the porn grind my type o' body hottie Harmony gets "the good ol' Meat Hole treatment." Yep, she sure does, but by just one mad pumpin' golem of an unkown origin luckily for her. Two dudes is absolute chaos. It still was a good ol' new episode, but let her leave her slutty clothes on, Kahn. After the chocke-poking, butthole licking temporary red hand ass tattooed headlock nightmare she goes through I had to remind myself it's only a movie, it's only a movie! It's more scary because it's too damn real. It's like a black spot that you can't wash out of your mind. Still, I have my limits because I recoil at rimjobs, bestiality, trannies and pukejobs. Death before dishonor, but watching meatholes is like more forensic studies in the depravity of the humanimal. Diagnosis: You're all fucking sick!....
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#46019 - 12/08/04 12:34 AM
Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 434
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will she do the complete meatmember package (pissmops, midnight prowl)? you know, when you tell us that the female loves the meatholes treatment it makes me at least love the scenes more. hot kisses, Slut Wife
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#46021 - 12/09/04 09:03 AM
Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 822
Loc: San Pornando Valley
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will she do the complete meatmember package (pissmops, midnight prowl)?
you know, when you tell us that the female loves the meatholes treatment it makes me at least love the scenes more.
hot kisses,
Slut Wife
She did some other stuff for us. you will jsut have to wait n see...hehe
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#46022 - 12/09/04 11:53 AM
Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 434
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just wayched the Trina Michaels episode, hope she did all the other sites, she sure looked like do-anything whore, maybe even fuck the old guys that sophia jerked off, hehehe. hot kisses, Slut Wife
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these pix alone make it worth joining, but the whole series boils the broth churning in my balls
omg! these girls are exhibitionists. Judy Starr a lesbian? 
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