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Does god love you the same way that I love you?



I don't think so.

When God gets horny, story goes that he immaculately conceives a virgin - since like others with narcissistic personality disorder, me and Hitler, for example, he's obsessed with NOT getting herpes.

Then having to wait YEARS for her to grow to legal age of consent, when he finally gets his chance, he prematurely ejaculates when entering her (you know, the cream pie thing) but doesn't get in far enough to bust her cherry.

She's so pissed off, he never gets another crack at her pussy. BUT, God's jizz is so powerful, Allahu Akbar and all, that she gets knocked up.

So, God doesn't want to live with some chick burdened with a kid, when all she does is look at him in that "HA, you call yourself a man!" way ... So, God finds her a hardworking, blue-collar mope with good family ties --- BUT dumb enough to worship her though she won't EVER fuck him -- and dupes blue-collar Joe the Stooge to feed, clothe, house and raise his brat.





You do that with Gia???
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