Great news! In California there are so many million-dollar houses now available for $300,000 or so. I hope she doesn't means a million dollars in 2010 dollars, not unless she's willing to throw in a half a million in fuck-and-suck money and is prepared to watch it evaporate as California housing prices are set to fall another 50% or more. Priya, baby, check out the foreclosure sales with me -- in about two years.