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#46023 - 12/09/04 12:04 PM Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
zenman Offline
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I'm getting a pop-up log-in window every time I click on this link.
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#46024 - 12/09/04 12:24 PM Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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I was too, but it seemingly stopped. I think I uploaded the pix from my computer not by hyperlinking the image page, but you never know... at first I thought it might a possible cause.
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#46025 - 12/09/04 12:32 PM Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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I was too, but it seemingly stopped. I uploaded the pix from my computer not by hyperlinking the image page, which at first I thought was a possible cause.




The some fucked up shit! post and the yeah, she's spunked and smiling at the end.... post both directly link to members-only pictures.
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#46026 - 12/09/04 01:22 PM Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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been fixed
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#46027 - 12/11/04 03:34 AM Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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Nope, I just got them, twice.

It's no big deal. All ya' have to do is click cancel.


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#46028 - 12/11/04 06:29 PM Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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weird, it stopped on my comp.
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#46029 - 12/12/04 06:16 AM Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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Ha, it didn't do it just now. It may have to do with how many posts per page you/I have set, and whether or not the pics that instigate the window are on the page you or I go to.

The pics aren't on the last page of posts for me anymore, as of today.

I'm not going to click to the page with the pics, cause it's really not that important. Wouldn't you agree?

Just keep up the great pics, Smut!

edit; well, I just couldn't help myself. I went to the page with the pics on it just now, and the sign in window popped up.

Questions: Who cares? Why am I posting this? Why am I here? Is there a God?





Edited by Toelicker (12/12/04 06:18 AM)
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#46030 - 12/12/04 06:36 AM Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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it's cwazy. It looked like the direct links to the meatholes page disappeared, so I thought Malice fixed it. Anyway, the best way to see what I'm talking about is to join meatmembers, but the journey continues into the bowels of the site. it be deep with depravity So stay tuned Toelicker!
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#46031 - 12/12/04 06:44 AM Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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i think it just resided on his server that way will clear up on his own mine did it to but its been all better for a few days

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#46032 - 12/17/04 03:19 PM Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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looks like that was the proper diagnosis Kami.
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#46033 - 12/18/04 07:14 AM somebody give Frank Wank a deal
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...it just occured to me after watching the recent Frank Wank episode with hot Dani and her fried egg tits (like my ex used to call 'em) that this guy needs to sign a deal with JM or somebody to release his stuff on DVD. C'mon, the Creamed Cornholes site and POV Pervert started out as DVDs only to be converted for meatmembers perverts to enjoy. Frank should go the opposite route and turn his sideshow into a gonzo series for somebody with vision like me to share with the perverts everywhere. Hey Frank, if had a company you'd be gettin' an AVN in no time and when you eventually go DVD you owe me a personal Midnight Prowl with some slut in a limo on the the way to Vegas...




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#46034 - 12/19/04 03:09 AM Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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Quote:

i think it just resided on his server that way will clear up on his own mine did it to but its been all better for a few days




Just happened again. Not on this page. But like I said, the page before this, or maybe the one before that depending on how many posts you show per page.

This is fun. Now I have something to live for.

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#46035 - 12/19/04 06:04 AM Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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drat, it's like a server gremlin!
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#46036 - 12/20/04 04:56 AM Re: Meatholes week 78: Harmony
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Loc: CO Springs
I think it's just my computer. It's angry cause I keep spraying it with spurt gurt.

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#46037 - 12/20/04 05:58 AM Re: somebody give Frank Wank a deal
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...it just occured to me after watching the recent Frank Wank episode with hot Dani and her fried egg tits (like my ex used to call 'em) that this guy needs to sign a deal with JM or somebody to release his stuff on DVD.




Funny you should say that because im going to start putting his stuff out in March.
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#46038 - 12/20/04 01:08 PM Re: somebody give Frank Wank a deal
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Quote:

Quote:

...it just occured to me after watching the recent Frank Wank episode with hot Dani and her fried egg tits (like my ex used to call 'em) that this guy needs to sign a deal with JM or somebody to release his stuff on DVD.





Funny you should say that because im going to start putting his stuff out in March.




Just goes to show that great perverts like think alike!

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#46039 - 12/29/04 09:39 AM shitmops.com
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...in case you didn't know it the meatcult will be debuting a grand new site called shitmops. One can only guess at the concept, but fear the results. How low will it go? I don't think I can stomach finding out, butt hey Poo, are you gonna live up to your name?

http://www.meatmembers.com/members/shitmops.html
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#46040 - 12/31/04 03:18 PM Re: shitmops.com
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Hey, this is a totally random question, but who is the dude with the mustache in the Meatholes series. At times, he seems more depraved than Khan himself.


Edited by SplatterHer (12/31/04 04:27 PM)

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#46041 - 01/01/05 08:18 AM Re: shitmops.com
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Dirty Harry

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#46042 - 01/01/05 08:32 AM Re: shitmops.com
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Hey, this is a totally random question, but who is the dude with the mustache in the Meatholes series. At times, he seems more depraved than Khan himself.




Dirty Harry looks like every guy you ever saw standing outside a plasma bank. All he needs is the cigarette behind the ear and a tattoo of an anchor.
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#46043 - 01/01/05 12:00 PM povpervert meats Missy Monroe
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...One thing’s for sure, after peeping Missy Monroe as povpervert’s latest update I have cum to the conclusion that perverts go ga-ga goey for this slut because shes takes a goddamn good picture. I’m saying she’s uncannily photogenenic for the pornographic medium much in the same spirit as her namesake was in the mainstream media. She’s got that blonde something-glow that almost always gives a great snapshot be it snatch, boobs or face. Sure, ya’ll can see it on the dvd or in the clips here, but follow my lead and slowly plod through the photo section first. Sometimes, it’s more fun to finger through the frames and it makes getting a membership absolutely imperative for the true pervert. They’re like special glimpses into split seconds of sex with a porn star. My philosophy is: If I’m never going to fuck Missy Monroe in real life, I’m sure as hell going to put myself in the driver’s seat to the promised land through pornography. That’s why it's more than just a beautiful commodity....


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#46044 - 01/01/05 05:50 PM Re: povpervert meats Missy Monroe
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kinda speaks for itself, don't it?



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#46045 - 01/10/05 05:42 PM let's all fuck Melissa Lauren
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...Melissa may be a porno psychofrog, but I’d def. bang her even though she went brunette. Well, the beautiful thing is until that fateful day when the moon cracks, trout fall from the clouds when the sun turns into the eye of Sauron I‘ll just use this POV scrying pool and pimp her through cyberspace. That’s the beauty of my stunt cock Mike John, who still is the best POV shooter in porn and therefore on the net. Goddamn it, with an astroglidden imagination it’s like you get the pussy w/o the smell...


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#46046 - 01/10/05 07:08 PM Re: let's all fuck Melissa Lauren
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take ze spunk my leettle beetch.


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#46047 - 01/10/05 07:18 PM Re: let's all fuck Melissa Lauren
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Quote:

take ze spunk my leettle beetch.




shut up, you turd
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#46048 - 01/11/05 01:48 AM Re: let's all fuck Melissa Lauren
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i think she looks sexier with dark hair, it gives her a sluttier look.
hot kisses,
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#46049 - 01/11/05 11:31 AM Re: let's all fuck Melissa Lauren
smutspov Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

take ze spunk my leettle beetch.




shut up, you turd





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#46050 - 01/22/05 08:48 AM Cumfarters: Veronika
smutspov Offline
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...red pill? blue pill? Fuck that, give me both washed down with a shot of wild turkey and my meatmembers looking glass mouse in one hand and my wonder wand awaiting lube in the other. Well, check the pic: she's wearing a crystal and a pentagram and he's from Transylvania with those creepy teeth. Blame the booze and the cranking of Black Witchery while watching this if she's not Veronika Raquel with her hair all porn blonded up, but whoever this Veronika is she's a totally hot pumphole with nice Avy-sized nipples and a bod like Brazzle w/o all the bullshit that comes with it. If she's into wicca, it makes her way more hot, but what's she doing in Vlad Millan's wardrobe closet or whatever they call it. A bureau maybe? Duh, I dunno right now, but he takes her out of it for a dp party while Everhard cues Black Flag's "TV Party" and then all 3 dudes ruthlessly blow out dat ass and end up blowing boiled seeds deeply into dat butt like grits before it ends in a most crass way. What? It's not art. Or is it? Who cares, it's both hot and yucky at the same time. She seemed to be really into it, so it's gotta be cool. After one cums, who cares?


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#46051 - 01/22/05 10:31 AM Re: Cumfarters: Veronika
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
this picture makes me smirk for some reason



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#46052 - 02/05/05 11:33 AM go fist yourself, bitch!
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... I wonder how a chick decides to see if she can find out if she can fist her own ass. Maybe it’s on a dare or maybe she was bored one day and that little devil on her shoulder says, “hey, maybe you should try and see if you can fit your hand in your butthole.” They say idle hands are the devil’s toys or something like that...


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#46053 - 02/05/05 02:18 PM Re: go fist yourself, bitch!
Kami Andrews Offline
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Posts: 2742
she really should have taken that ring off

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#46054 - 02/05/05 02:48 PM Re: go fist yourself, bitch!
smutspov Offline
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good eye, Kami. that's what I thought.
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#46055 - 02/05/05 02:49 PM Re: go fist yourself, bitch!
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Why? This way the next person in gets a prize
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#46056 - 02/05/05 06:08 PM Re: go fist yourself, bitch!
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good one Cleetus, but I think the ring was the prize.
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#46057 - 02/05/05 10:33 PM Re: go fist yourself, bitch!
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That's the best I've seen Missy look. All the other sites I've seen her on, she's average looking.

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#46058 - 02/07/05 06:09 AM Re: go fist yourself, bitch!
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

That's the best I've seen Missy look. All the other sites I've seen her on, she's average looking.





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#46059 - 02/08/05 11:28 AM Missy Monroe blows
smutspov Offline
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... the latest update on blowjob quickies is what looks like an older clip of Missy Monroe before her chrysalis into the stunningly slutty fuck machine she has become now. She like dropped out of sight for a few months and returned with a hunger to make a killing at being drilled for dollars and this is a glimpse of that new girl just entering the wolves den.....but I could be wrong b/c my judgment is currently clouded by mary jane in the membrane insane in the brain...The murky setting & lightning gives my porn warped super-id the aesthetical feel of those old fangled 16mm grindhouse reels o' pornoyore if you have any clue about ancient history....


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#46060 - 02/10/05 09:52 AM Re: Missy Monroe blows
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She doesn't look nearly as good there.

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#46061 - 02/24/05 01:36 PM Re: Missy Monroe blows
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
who cares? she sucks damn good there.
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#46062 - 03/10/05 10:29 AM Brazzle gets pimped
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... new update on pimp juice. now maybe if Nicole hooked up w/ this bro befo' she might not've gotten busted...


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#46063 - 03/20/05 10:01 AM Re: Brazzle gets pimped
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this one's for master chickenbitch.



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#46064 - 03/20/05 10:05 AM Re: Brazzle gets pimped
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Posts: 9489
happy now, wiseass?


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#46065 - 03/20/05 10:46 AM Re: Brazzle gets pimped
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Anyone who's gone to Iraq has my respect Mike.

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#46066 - 03/20/05 11:18 AM Re: Brazzle gets pimped
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
mine, too. geddy
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#46067 - 03/20/05 03:50 PM Re: Brazzle gets pimped
Da Burglar Offline
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Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

happy now, wiseass?




So, like, who the fuck is watching her 3 kids??
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#46068 - 03/20/05 05:08 PM Re: Brazzle gets pimped
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y' know, I doubt she even has kids.
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#46069 - 03/20/05 06:23 PM Re: Brazzle gets pimped
Da Burglar Offline
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y' know, I doubt she even has kids.




My "eye" for banal details notices several things that actually make me believe this bimbo actually has had kids.

(1) her tits, although decent, have that saggy/floppy quality that only comes from post-lactation syndrome. She is too young for it to be simply gravity's tax....

(2) Her pussy (i.e. Vagina) also has a post-childbirth characteristic/quality to it. Although not as obvious as her tits, her pussy seems loose and "stretchy" enuff to indicate she has shit out at least one human turd.

(3) She is from tennessee...nuff said.

(4) Her legacy of bizarre/deceptive/sociopathic behavior, particularly with respect to financial matters, might be indicative of a teenaged mother's desperation to feed her young. Of course, it could also be indicative of a teenage mother's desperation to feed her young but cant due to a $400 dollar a day meth habit.....


Call me the Porn Forensic Investigator. Where's My magnifying glass? I wanna fry some ants......
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#46070 - 03/20/05 06:36 PM Re: Brazzle gets pimped
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maybe she sold them.
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#46071 - 03/20/05 06:43 PM Re: Brazzle gets pimped
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Wonder what they brought?
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#46072 - 03/20/05 08:18 PM Re: Brazzle gets pimped
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Registered: 06/03/04
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Loc: blue state.....red county...
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My "eye" for banal details notices several things that actually make me believe this bimbo actually has had kids.

(1) her tits, although decent, have that saggy/floppy quality that only comes from post-lactation syndrome. She is too young for it to be simply gravity's tax....

(2) Her pussy (i.e. Vagina) also has a post-childbirth characteristic/quality to it. Although not as obvious as her tits, her pussy seems loose and "stretchy" enuff to indicate she has shit out at least one human turd.

(3) She is from tennessee...nuff said.

(4) Her legacy of bizarre/deceptive/sociopathic behavior, particularly with respect to financial matters, might be indicative of a teenaged mother's desperation to feed her young. Of course, it could also be indicative of a teenage mother's desperation to feed her young but cant due to a $400 dollar a day meth habit.....

Call me the Porn Forensic Investigator. Where's My magnifying glass? I wanna fry some ants......




wow...i think her breasts are awesome but never thought it could be related to post lactation.....the rest...oh my god...how long did it take you to come up with all that? when did you notice all of that...when the question was posted or does your mind file all that information as your watch her films?
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