They are both fat, worthless pieces of garbage who would do the world a favor if they hald their pudgy sweaty hands together and took a swan dive in unison off the Empire State building. I doubt either could hurdle the wall to make it over though.

They both have the writing skills and backbone of a 3rd grade girl, and both look like immediate family of Meat Loaf.
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You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?