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...should I have driven myself home?




It's not good to get into trouble between jobs. If they do pull you over and you are drunk, start bawling like a baby and when they ask what the fuck is wrong, say, "My girlfriend just dumped me." The cop will be disgusted and let you go.

-Chuck, Vegetarianf anboy




He could just show the cop his xpt bree olson thread.




Who the fuck has the patience to read that thing? I suppose if I was looking for the boredom angle, or even “when he’s laughing like hell, just drive away” it might work?
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