charin
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Quote: ...should I have driven myself home?
It's not good to get into trouble between jobs. If they do pull you over and you are drunk, start bawling like a baby and when they ask what the fuck is wrong, say, "My girlfriend just dumped me." The cop will be disgusted and let you go.
Nugent
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Quote: I'd like to have someone put a bullet in my fucking head!
fixed.
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gia jordan
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:
Quote: ...should I have driven myself home?
It's not good to get into trouble between jobs. If they do pull you over and you are drunk, start bawling like a baby and when they ask what the fuck is wrong, say, "My girlfriend just dumped me." The cop will be disgusted and let you go.
-Chuck, Vegetarianf anboy
He could just show the cop his xpt bree olson thread.
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It's not good to get into trouble between jobs. If they do pull you over and you are drunk, start bawling like a baby and when they ask what the fuck is wrong, say, "My girlfriend just dumped me." The cop will be disgusted and let you go.
-Chuck, Vegetarianf anboy
He could just show the cop his xpt bree olson thread.
Who the fuck has the patience to read that thing? I suppose if I was looking for the boredom angle, or even “when he’s laughing like hell, just drive away” it might work?
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