I have a lifetime(free for my or gym's life) membership that I bought on eBay years ago for $1,370. Although the payment was big, the benefit from it is that after that one-time payment I never had to pay a cent to the company and did not received any bills. So the best part about this membership, well, not the best but a pretty good one, is the part that whenever I pass by the racruiter's office and see someone signup up for their new membership is that when I get this "hahaha" thing about how their are getting ripped off.

What good is something you possess but will never use?
The same question would probably apply to your penis, but lets stick with the gym membership for now.

Until they go into chapter 11 or sell the place or close and reopen under another corporation. You are the haha.

The only way to win with those places is to do the monthly billing on a credit card that you can cancel.

you should have 23 gym memberships like C3X