Whew, my mind is inverted like a cross by Kahn’s misogynist satantics. No really, he really loves women there, smutmutant, it’s you who worship whores that are going to Hades. Huh? Who said that? Told you I was losing it. However, Max may call himself the “dark lord of porn,” but it’s as clear as crystal meth that Kahn’ wrath makes Max look like one of his own Hardcore schoolgirls. Ouch that hurts!
Ok, time for a breather, so I checked out August’s scene in BJ Quickies. I may be clearly stating the obvious, but I just gotta say it: AUGUST HAS THE BEST ASS IN PORN EVER at least for now, tomorrow I might say: KATJA KASSIN HAS THE BEST ASS IN PORN EVER. I know, I know, Nina Hartley’s magnifico-glut is still pedestal worthy; and ask Stagliano if he remembers Sasha Strange’s rear shrine, but what a sec... Stag’s head and body have been poisoned by guy butts, so who cares what he thinks... In my perverted dicktatorship the only thing that really counts is what I think about cooze, so I decree that August and her ass are great, as is her mouth especially when it’s a suckin’ a couple of stiff popshotsicles, butt just gimmie a bite o' dat butt and I'd die a happy horndog.