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#459702 - 01/11/10 01:43 PM
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Thats what he told me.....As long as Faye is rimming me I can get past the holes in Danes ears.
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#459703 - 01/11/10 02:45 PM
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• who raped Tanner? can you share some horrible stories you've heard about her with us?
• what do guys like James Deen, Rocco Reed, Seth Gamble, Anthony Rosano, Danny Mountain, Bill Bailey, Mikey Butders, Alan Stafford, Joey Bras talk behind the back of Christian XXX?
• how was working with those two young ladies:
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#459704 - 01/11/10 04:39 PM
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Dane: If Jesus wrestled Mohammad who would win?
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#459705 - 01/11/10 05:11 PM
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Mohammad was all talk... Jesus was a carpenter and carried the cross. He had superior upper body development and in all likely hood was very flexible based on the amount of time he survived on the Cross. Based on that I believe Jesus could pull Rubber Guard on any move Mohammad brought and tap out would be imminent. Also the Son of God could surely strike like a mutherfucker.
Lance?.
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#459706 - 01/11/10 06:01 PM
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Excuse me, Lou. But, Mohammad had an army, conquered a bit of territory and forced people to convert to his new faith. Granted he only beat a bunch of drunk Arabs, and the Israelis did the same with concentration camp survivors, rusty tanks and one retooled WWI howitzer ... BUT, he did do it. To my knowledge, Jesus did no soldiering. And, thought there are quite a few threats in Revelations, those acts are close to 2k years overdue. I tend to think he's boasted something he cannot deliver. Plus, he dies with few converts. I mean what's he got at the end? 12 guys and a "provider"?? And, one of them turns him in? And, he dies without a fight? Jesus is your typical Jewish loser. Living at home 'til his 30s, fails his father's business, but still his mother thinks he's GOD! I don't think we'd even know anything about the guy if it wasn't for the rogue serial killer Paul. Man, that Paul was something! I'm SURE Paul could beat BOTH Jesus & Mohammad!!! Still ... that Son of God stuff might have some clout. I'm curious as to the Dane's take .... 
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#459707 - 01/11/10 06:24 PM
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This forum software doesn't allow for multiple "reputation points" or multiple rates. But if it did I'd be handing them out to the Fatman for that post.
Paul brought it automatic to the people.
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#459708 - 01/11/10 06:33 PM
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Good call Diddy.. BUT.
The jewbot Jesus was an army of one...The rest are hangers on, even the whores.
What happens in Saigon stays in Saigon, yes?.
edit....Paul was an Alt.
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#459709 - 01/11/10 07:00 PM
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You would think that anyone capable of turning water into wine wouldn't have a problem turning something like a doorknob or soup ladle into a hand grenade.
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#459711 - 01/12/10 03:39 AM
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Jesus always respawns three days after being defeated. Mohammad needs to be defeated only once and then he has to spend eternity being tortured in hell. Team Jesus all the way.
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#459713 - 01/13/10 06:30 PM
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Excuse me, Lou. But, Mohammad had an army, conquered a bit of territory and forced people to convert to his new faith.
Anyone who fights 2 on 1 is a complete bitch & should be taken out with a baseball bat.
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#459716 - 01/13/10 09:35 PM
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Honestly, SMonk, it's not the adam's apple that would deter KD Lang ... even the beard wouldn't slow her ... it's the lack of a vulva ... and, possibly, the ear frisbees.
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#459719 - 01/14/10 12:49 PM
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Dane,
Now that you are like the best porn actor ever:
1. Are your rates going up
2. Are you going to leave Faye for Tara
The earrings wil be in next week. I need your address to send them to you. That is if they pass customs
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#459728 - 09/27/10 06:04 AM
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They quittin porn or they quittin each other?
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#459729 - 09/27/10 07:21 AM
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She's quitting him according to her twatter.
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#459730 - 09/27/10 07:52 AM
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He gave her genital warts, how can you blame her?
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#459732 - 09/27/10 09:25 PM
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#459733 - 09/28/10 04:36 AM
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^agreed but i do like the three word burst breakup technique they employed. it's quick, concise, with just a hint of emo.
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#459734 - 09/28/10 12:30 PM
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Faye must have found herself a negro with sweaty balls and gave my buddy Dane the heave hoe. Either  that or Christian tried to fuck one of Danes ears and Faye found out about it.
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