Dane, I think that it is proof that the AVNs are a scamm wiht you not being nominated for Best Male Actor. I dont understand it. You have more talent in your left nut than all of those guys put togeather.

Ok, I will be at the Rock Store tonight is=f the weather holds out. I can have another bike delivered there if you want to ride. Do you mind if Faye rides with me.

Ear Ring update: I called my contact in China and we should be knowing something the first of the week. I understand that there is currently a shortage of human bones in china. They will be going to the local jails to get some more this week. They say that you have to cut the bones then dry them prior to cutting them for ring/earring size. Of course they have to get all of the Bone Marrow out also.

Could you please tell me what kind of shaveing cream you use on yoru balls ?

Also what kind of Hair Gel do you use?

Does Faye prefer roses or candy?

Which one of Fayes breasts is the biggest, I bet my friends that it is her left one , thats the one with the wild blond hair on the left side of her nipple?

Do you prefer Fayes Left labia or right labia, if neither one please explain.

This is a little gross, so dont answer if you dont want to.Does Faye make you drink pineapple juice prior to you delivering a ration of protien down her throat? Or does taste matter to her.

Thanks, I will be at the Rock store @ 7 or so, Iwill have beers waiting. I do need to know abotu the bike. I assume that you have a Motorcycle Tag.

Thanks for being you,

Your new best friend,

Delanoojos