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#459544 - 11/25/09 09:47 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
gia jordan Offline
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Second question for Mr. Cross.

You and your lovely girlfriend need to select a place to go for thanksgiving or christmas where is the least likely place to go?

1) My Mom and Dad's house because they think that Faye is a ho, who is ruining me.

2) Her mom and dad's house because they think I'm a suitcase pimp who is ruining their daughter.

3) Dick Nasty's house because he always eats all the food before the guests arrive.

4) Dr. Drew's place for a sex addiction holiday.





$). Everyone knows Dr. Drew will have the best food.




Whoa. Just realized I put a $ instead of a 4.
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#459546 - 11/25/09 11:42 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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organic free-range turkey




I didn't think you did meat. More like that tofu-faux-turkey.

Certainly you don't eat that RAW!

[btw, I don't care for turkey much myself. And, cranberry sauce is a "no list" item. So, food wise, I'm not a big Thanksgiving fan.]
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#459549 - 11/25/09 04:12 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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"Whoa. Just realized I put a $ instead of a 4."
Calling Dr. Freud !
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#459550 - 11/25/09 06:06 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Second question for Mr. Cross.

You and your lovely girlfriend need to select a place to go for thanksgiving or christmas where is the least likely place to go?

1) My Mom and Dad's house because they think that Faye is a ho, who is ruining me.

2) Her mom and dad's house because they think I'm a suitcase pimp who is ruining their daughter.

3) Dick Nasty's house because he always eats all the food before the guests arrive.

4) Dr. Drew's place for a sex addiction holiday.





$). Everyone knows Dr. Drew will have the best food.




Whoa. Just realized I put a $ instead of a 4.




cuz ex pws love money?
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#459551 - 11/26/09 12:02 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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I tend to agree with Claude. With you however, color doesn't seem to be a particular issue; it just might be cocks in general.


Just sayin' ....




And all I'm sayin' is you and Claude should collaborate on why you're both so interested in which way I swing.

BTW... it's the chick you're supposed to be keying in on, stud.
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#459552 - 11/26/09 07:09 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Drew strikes me as the type to have an organic free-range turkey and all the trimmings from Whole Foods and Bristol Farms. Hell yeah, hands down, I'm going to Drew's- whereas Dick Nasty will have Wild Turkey in a red plastic cup.




Happy Thanksgiving Gia:

If you want organic free range turkey, you can come to Connecticut. I can't keep the state released "wild" turkeys off my back lawn!

Ever seen rafter of wild turkeys? In my neck of the woods I've seen groups of 13 or more.




I think that what Gia really wants is a Orgasmic turkey,not organic
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#459553 - 11/26/09 01:44 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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No, she just wants you to die in a hirrible car wreck, same thing the rest of us want.

Dane, how much of a man did you feel like after beating up a woman?
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#459554 - 11/26/09 04:07 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Dane, have you ever had the urge to ram your fist up Faye's (or any other woman's) cunt, to grip her womb and rip it out?
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#459555 - 11/26/09 09:57 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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And all I'm sayin' is you and Claude should collaborate on why you're both so interested in which way I swing.




Can't speak for Claude, but I don't care for gay men playing at being hetero.

You're into men. Enjoy. Your battle/dilemma is only confirmed by the site you linked.

I bet you spend quite a bit of time there.

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#459556 - 11/27/09 01:42 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Claude Goddard Offline
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Can't speak for Claude...




All I can say is that for a supposedly (mostly) straight forum there's a lot of trannie, gay and dick photos posted on here.

Just sayin'

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#459557 - 11/27/09 01:46 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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All I can say is that for a supposedly (mostly) straight forum there's a lot of trannie, gay and dick photos posted on here.

Just sayin'




except for the trannies. they're gross.
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#459559 - 11/27/09 02:16 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Dane,

Serious question..Have you considered setting her up with more Escort agencies. She is with out a doubt the most beautiful woman in the business today and when I say business I mean movies. Yes movies, when she is in them the movie take the movie to a whole new level.

You are a very lucky man. You sould be proud. Take your time, turn her out in a slow and delibert move and plan. Your a smart guy, you know what to do.

Thank you Dane and I look forward to your answer.

Your New Best Friend,

Delanoojos
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#459560 - 11/27/09 07:03 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Posts: 4470
Quote:


I tend to agree with Claude. With you however, color doesn't seem to be a particular issue; it just might be cocks in general.


Just sayin' ....






Ya think? The lil' twink really likes the cock? Explains a lot!
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#459561 - 11/28/09 12:14 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Registered: 12/21/08
Posts: 160
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Dane: What porn girl that you haven't worked with are you most hopeful of being paired with?



Hmm, any DP contract girl.. (haha)
hell, any contract girl if they let me near them...
I really don't know there are a few that stand out. I wanted to work with Nikki Thorne but she's back in Europe now.. and that Oleta Ocean chick.. I got a bj from her, but I really want to rape her.
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#459562 - 11/28/09 12:21 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Dane Cross Offline
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Dane, have you ever had the urge to ram your fist up Faye's (or any other woman's) cunt, to grip her womb and rip it out?



Yes, I love do to it.. fisting as hard as I can to pull something.. anything out....
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#459563 - 11/28/09 12:24 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Dane Cross Offline
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Registered: 12/21/08
Posts: 160
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Dane,

Serious question..Have you considered setting her up with more Escort agencies. She is with out a doubt the most beautiful woman in the business today and when I say business I mean movies. Yes movies, when she is in them the movie take the movie to a whole new level.

You are a very lucky man. You sould be proud. Take your time, turn her out in a slow and delibert move and plan. Your a smart guy, you know what to do.

Thank you Dane and I look forward to your answer.

Your New Best Friend,

Delanoojos



Well, that has crossed her mind, and honestly mine... for her to do "high" level escorting.. I can't and didn't want to push her..
Honestly, she just doesn't have the time or patience to deal with the cocky arrogant richies, even if it's a great out come for her..
But, who knows what she'll decide to do next to make money.. It's hard enough for me to push her to fucking do feature dancing!
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#459564 - 11/28/09 02:11 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
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and that Oleta Ocean chick.. I got a bj from her, but I really want to rape her.




I assume you mean Hungarian beauty, Aletta Ocean.

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#459565 - 11/28/09 04:12 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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What was this girl like?

She seems to be in it to give her something to be strongly indifferent about.
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#459566 - 11/28/09 04:13 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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What was this girl like?

She seems to be in it to give her something to be strongly indifferent about.




Happy 10k
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#459567 - 11/28/09 05:12 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

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Happy 10k




Oh fuck.


MoronBoy wins. [I've got to find the post but I remember he predicted it around 3 years ago ... finding old stuff in search is hard since you can't search easily within users].


If only Gigi were here today.


I think it merits a new sobriquet. Like "Certified Insane". Haven't had a new title since "Porn Jesus" 6,001 posts ago.
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#459568 - 11/28/09 06:16 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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This girl was fine.. Nice, and such.. Donny LONG ruined her, and fucked her over.. He held her captive, she had to escape and she left for home...(I think Oregon or Washington).. Anywho, Donny was all butthurt she liked me(?)... he saw this, got angry, and started spreding rumors about me.. FUCKING TURNED into A MESS... eh.. idk now though, but it's hard when people starting hearing shit about, at the time, "new" male talent.. I didn't find out till months and months later that these rumors had been floating around and I put "two and two" together... FUCKING DONNY LONG.. ^_^
Ok.. enough of that.. I'm nominated for shit.. Go me.. lol
Quote:



What was this girl like?

She seems to be in it to give her something to be strongly indifferent about.


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#459569 - 11/28/09 06:17 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Dane Cross Offline
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Yes, a BJ from her was not enough.. grr.. fuck... i love them Hungarians.
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and that Oleta Ocean chick.. I got a bj from her, but I really want to rape her.




I assume you mean Hungarian beauty, Aletta Ocean.




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#459570 - 11/28/09 06:20 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Dane Cross Offline
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Registered: 12/21/08
Posts: 160
Loc: Boobs on Stick Valley
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No, she just wants you to die in a hirrible car wreck, same thing the rest of us want.

Dane, how much of a man did you feel like after beating up a woman?



I didn't want to, nor was actually interested in doing it.. She wanted it.. She demonstrated and hit me, as she wanted to be hit.. (and it was fucking hard).. so.. ya, idk, it's what she wanted and it was a performance..
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#459571 - 11/28/09 06:21 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Honestly, she just doesn't have the time or patience to deal with the cocky arrogant richies,




Put her up on Humaniplex.com with the rest of the valley whores. She'll be busy as hell.
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#459572 - 11/28/09 06:45 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Donny LONG ruined her, and fucked her over.. He held her captive, she had to escape and she left for home...(I think Oregon or Washington).. Anywho, Donny was all butthurt she liked me(?)... he saw this, got angry, and started spreding rumors about me.. FUCKING TURNED into A MESS... eh.. idk now though, but it's hard when people starting hearing shit about, at the time, "new" male talent.. I didn't find out till months and months later that these rumors had been floating around and I put "two and two" together... FUCKING DONNY LONG.. ^_^




Donkey Drama !!!



Is Donny Long the biggest scumbag you've come across in porn?


Does it bother you that he worked with Faye?



Would you be hurt if she worked with him again?



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#459573 - 11/28/09 07:44 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Dane Cross Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/21/08
Posts: 160
Loc: Boobs on Stick Valley
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Quote:

Donny LONG ruined her, and fucked her over.. He held her captive, she had to escape and she left for home...(I think Oregon or Washington).. Anywho, Donny was all butthurt she liked me(?)... he saw this, got angry, and started spreding rumors about me.. FUCKING TURNED into A MESS... eh.. idk now though, but it's hard when people starting hearing shit about, at the time, "new" male talent.. I didn't find out till months and months later that these rumors had been floating around and I put "two and two" together... FUCKING DONNY LONG.. ^_^




Donkey Drama !!!



Is Donny Long the biggest scumbag you've come across in porn?


Does it bother you that he worked with Faye?



Would you be hurt if she worked with him again?







He's damn near close.. Fuck though, let's not forget Dick Nasty.. um.. but ya.. Donny is just a fucking retarded, racist mother fucker.. ^_^ Least Dick was just greedy and selfish..
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#459574 - 11/28/09 07:50 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
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When you did Jim Powers' "Animals", did you notice Ryan Knox staring at your dick in an attempt to gain wood?
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#459575 - 11/28/09 08:20 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Dane Cross Offline
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Registered: 12/21/08
Posts: 160
Loc: Boobs on Stick Valley
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When you did Jim Powers' "Animals", did you notice Ryan Knox staring at your dick in an attempt to gain wood?



lol.. i guess it's possible. I do owe it to him for not being able to get hard in a scene, (I was on standby)... so, I got a shot and the rest is history... I have no issue with Ryan, I've met him a few times.. but ya..
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#459576 - 11/28/09 08:26 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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I do owe it to him for not being able to get hard in a scene, (I was on standby)... so, I got a shot and the rest is history...




Wow. You owe your break to Ryan Knox's shortcomings, if you will ...

Interesting ....



Is there any reason other than coincidence that you never worked with either of the Rose sisters [Ava/Mia]??


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#459577 - 11/28/09 08:28 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Dane Cross Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/21/08
Posts: 160
Loc: Boobs on Stick Valley
Quote:

Quote:

I do owe it to him for not being able to get hard in a scene, (I was on standby)... so, I got a shot and the rest is history...




Wow. You owe your break to Ryan Knox's shortcomings, if you will ...

Interesting ....



Is there any reason other than coincidence that you never worked with either of the Rose sisters [Ava/Mia]??






Ava Rose.. I just worked with.. She's much bigger now.. but still fun to fuck.. ^_^
what is the connection there that I am missing, btw.
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#459578 - 11/28/09 08:57 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Sorry. Didn't see it on IAFD. Must have been a web scene or a movie they haven't listed. I don't really notice the stuntcocks too much so I have to trust in IAFD for reference.

Quote:

what is the connection there that I am missing, btw.




I don't get you. What connection?

You mean like ulterior motive in asking?

Just wondering if there was anything more than you just didn't run into each other.

They both have posted here from time to time, Mia more than Ava, and I'm a known Mia Rose fan boy. But, I like Ava as well.



Suspected/anticipated no drama. But, after the Donkey stuff, you never know.
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#459579 - 11/28/09 10:01 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Dane Cross Offline
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Posts: 160
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Quote:

Sorry. Didn't see it on IAFD. Must have been a web scene or a movie they haven't listed. I don't really notice the stuntcocks too much so I have to trust in IAFD for reference.

Quote:

what is the connection there that I am missing, btw.




I don't get you. What connection?

You mean like ulterior motive in asking?

Just wondering if there was anything more than you just didn't run into each other.

They both have posted here from time to time, Mia more than Ava, and I'm a known Mia Rose fan boy. But, I like Ava as well.



Suspected/anticipated no drama. But, after the Donkey stuff, you never know.



You two "separate" thoughts, between Ryan and Ava/Mia. I thought there was some connection between Ryan and Ava/Mia..
Ya, the movie with Ava is not out yet.
I've ran into Ryan in the past a few times but not recently...
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#459580 - 11/28/09 10:38 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Quote:

I thought there was some connection between Ryan and Ava/Mia..




God Forbid.


Two disconnected thoughts/issues.




You obviously like the firecrotches. Have you come across Marie McCray?
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#459581 - 11/28/09 10:44 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Dane Cross Offline
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Posts: 160
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Quote:

Quote:

I thought there was some connection between Ryan and Ava/Mia..




God Forbid.
lol
ya, i worked with her for Silver Sinema... we had sex on a washer and dryer... not fun.. she's got a nice pussy though.. quite tight. um.. actually i don't like gingers per-say, a lot just don't "look right"... so ya.. faye is an exception, not a rule.

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#459582 - 11/29/09 07:54 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
delanoojos Offline
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
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Quote:

Quote:

Dane,

Serious question..Have you considered setting her up with more Escort agencies. She is with out a doubt the most beautiful woman in the business today and when I say business I mean movies. Yes movies, when she is in them the movie take the movie to a whole new level.

You are a very lucky man. You sould be proud. Take your time, turn her out in a slow and delibert move and plan. Your a smart guy, you know what to do.

Thank you Dane and I look forward to your answer.

Your New Best Friend,

Delanoojos



Well, that has crossed her mind, and honestly mine... for her to do "high" level escorting.. I can't and didn't want to push her..
Honestly, she just doesn't have the time or patience to deal with the cocky arrogant richies, even if it's a great out come for her..
But, who knows what she'll decide to do next to make money.. It's hard enough for me to push her to fucking do feature dancing!




Dane,

Thank you for your answers. Its really cool when a star loke you takes time to answer a every day guys questions. I think that most of us here would really like to be you. Yuo have the best looking woman in the biz today and you get to do other hot chicks also.

Maybe you should do a "how to be a porn star" video. I would buy it.

Thanks again for your help. BTW, I would never want to fist your girlfriend. That would be rude.

Have a great week.

Your New Best Friend.

Delanoojos
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#459583 - 11/29/09 01:59 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Dane Cross Offline
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Registered: 12/21/08
Posts: 160
Loc: Boobs on Stick Valley
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Dane,

Serious question..Have you considered setting her up with more Escort agencies. She is with out a doubt the most beautiful woman in the business today and when I say business I mean movies. Yes movies, when she is in them the movie take the movie to a whole new level.

You are a very lucky man. You sould be proud. Take your time, turn her out in a slow and delibert move and plan. Your a smart guy, you know what to do.

Thank you Dane and I look forward to your answer.

Your New Best Friend,

Delanoojos



Well, that has crossed her mind, and honestly mine... for her to do "high" level escorting.. I can't and didn't want to push her..
Honestly, she just doesn't have the time or patience to deal with the cocky arrogant richies, even if it's a great out come for her..
But, who knows what she'll decide to do next to make money.. It's hard enough for me to push her to fucking do feature dancing!




Dane,

Thank you for your answers. Its really cool when a star loke you takes time to answer a every day guys questions. I think that most of us here would really like to be you. Yuo have the best looking woman in the biz today and you get to do other hot chicks also.

Maybe you should do a "how to be a porn star" video. I would buy it.

Thanks again for your help. BTW, I would never want to fist your girlfriend. That would be rude.

Have a great week.

Your New Best Friend.

Delanoojos



Ah, thank you very much.. ^_^ I don't mind answering or being made fun of.. It's entertainment for us all...
Faye is hot and crazy... I enjoy it.
I should do a, "how to be a pornstar"... but as a mock docu thing.. make it a comedy... just as how a nerd like me got to be where I am at.. ^_^
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#459584 - 11/29/09 05:08 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Does Faye toss a good salad?
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#459585 - 11/29/09 06:00 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Registered: 06/05/05
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she's a lesbian

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#459586 - 11/29/09 08:31 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
Dane Cross Offline
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Registered: 12/21/08
Posts: 160
Loc: Boobs on Stick Valley
Quote:

Does Faye toss a good salad?



Fuck yes she does.. ^_^
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#459587 - 11/29/09 09:31 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
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Quote:

Quote:








she's a lesbian




No shit Sherlock.


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#459588 - 11/29/09 09:38 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Howzabout getting pegged by Faye?

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#459589 - 11/29/09 10:01 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Howzabout getting pegged by Faye?



I am thinking you're meaning her strap-on me? lol... nah..
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#459590 - 11/30/09 12:12 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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guilty here of losing some cum stains jrs over dane cross.
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#459591 - 11/30/09 07:04 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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what happened to your "mainstream project" with Rifkin?

can you please post a picture of your SAG card?

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#459592 - 11/30/09 01:44 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Dane,

Dont let these guys blow you so much shit. They are all jealous of the fact that Faye is the hottest woman around. Let them play their games. Both you and I know whats really up. You are doing the right thing. It shows that you do have morals and ethics and care about Faye a lot. Dont let these guys get to you. They will try and make fun of you.

But you are above all of that. Keep your standards high. You are a great talent, your acting is above normal and of coure we all know about your other talents.You must be good to keep the hottest woman in the biz around.

But I do have a few questions, I hope that I am not taking up too much of your time.

1. Were you there when faye was fisting her tight pussy? Did she use lube or was it anal juices?

2. Have you ever considered having her try out for mainstream jobs. I am thinkng that she she should be with a major firm talent wise.She is much more than just a pretty face. I see her working with Nichole Kidman on some projects.Would you mind if she had to do a nude scene with Tom Hanks?(she really woudl not have to blow him, it would be R rated)

3. I assume that Faye has won may beautiy pagents, could you tell us what she won?

4. Does it take you long to grow your beard. It is really cool?

5 and last are you ever going to marry Faye? You two would make a great couple. Get out of porn and start a small restruant at Big Bear and live a life of high moral values and give up the evil ways.

Oh one last question, could you please send Eric one of Fayes used Tampons. He also is a big fan of Fayes
As always,

Your new best Friend,

Delanoojos

PS,If I am ever in California,can I come and see you and Faye? Maybe we can grab some dinner? I hear that they have a great place out there called Jack in the Box or something like that.

PSS,

If you do Marry Faye, woudl it be possible for me to be your best man? I know that Christian would be upset though.
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#459593 - 11/30/09 01:47 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Dane,

Serious question..Have you considered setting her up with more Escort agencies. She is with out a doubt the most beautiful woman in the business today and when I say business I mean movies. Yes movies, when she is in them the movie take the movie to a whole new level.

You are a very lucky man. You sould be proud. Take your time, turn her out in a slow and delibert move and plan. Your a smart guy, you know what to do.

Thank you Dane and I look forward to your answer.

Your New Best Friend,

Delanoojos



Well, that has crossed her mind, and honestly mine... for her to do "high" level escorting.. I can't and didn't want to push her..
Honestly, she just doesn't have the time or patience to deal with the cocky arrogant richies, even if it's a great out come for her..
But, who knows what she'll decide to do next to make money.. It's hard enough for me to push her to fucking do feature dancing!




Dane,

Thank you for your answers. Its really cool when a star loke you takes time to answer a every day guys questions. I think that most of us here would really like to be you. Yuo have the best looking woman in the biz today and you get to do other hot chicks also.

Maybe you should do a "how to be a porn star" video. I would buy it.

Thanks again for your help. BTW, I would never want to fist your girlfriend. That would be rude.

Have a great week.

Your New Best Friend.

Delanoojos



Ah, thank you very much.. ^_^ I don't mind answering or being made fun of.. It's entertainment for us all...
Faye is hot and crazy... I enjoy it.
I should do a, "how to be a pornstar"... but as a mock docu thing.. make it a comedy... just as how a nerd like me got to be where I am at.. ^_^




Dane, I hope that you dont think that I am making fun of you.I assume that you are talking about those jerks here who are just jealous."Dont let the bastards get you down" Kris Kristerofffffffucktiterson.

Dane you are the MAN,

Your New Best friend,

Delanoojos
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#459594 - 11/30/09 02:42 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Darraihnojoos loves Dane more than Cum Stains.
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#459595 - 11/30/09 02:56 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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DelaDickJuice might possibly be the worse troll in existence or the biggest faggot ever. CS is at least flirty..

DickJuice is like the KoolAidMan in reverse except that he's the pitcher.
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#459596 - 11/30/09 03:06 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Registered: 12/21/08
Posts: 160
Loc: Boobs on Stick Valley
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what happened to your "mainstream project" with Rifkin?

can you please post a picture of your SAG card?



It's done.. I had a speaking role, I played a fast food worker who's boss was more or less, "sexually harassing" ha. It should be out in March-April on Showtime..
As for my SAG card, no thanks!... I am what is called a, 'must join' and I don't feel like paying the $1,600 or so to join.. (I have misc acting jobs as featured extra work, or commercial work when I was younger that got me to the 'must join' point)... The Rifkin Project was the last Union thing I can do with out being in it.
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#459597 - 11/30/09 03:12 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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But don't you get free health insurance being SAG? It's worth it for $1600/year, if so.
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