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#459599 - 11/30/09 03:26 PM
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SAG health insurance is based on the amount of SAG work performed in a calendar year. You have to make a certain threshold like $10K or something like that a year to qualify for the benefits.
I occasionally run into SAG actors complaining they didn't get work that year to qualify for the benefits program.
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#459600 - 11/30/09 08:53 PM
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lol.. i guess it's possible. I do owe it to him for not being able to get hard in a scene, (I was on standby)... so, I got a shot and the rest is history... I have no issue with Ryan, I've met him a few times.. but ya..
Watch your tongue Sonny Boy. You've never stood in for me on anything. We have met on a couple of sets. Once for Animal is the only time we've actualy worked a scene together. I have never failed a scene and been replaced by the likes of you. You must have me confused with a different guy.
...But Ya, you're a great perfromer and I have nothing Bad to say of you. Try not Drinking the Kool Aid. You never know who'll Cock block you in this buisiness. Carry on my Wayward Son...
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#459602 - 11/30/09 10:57 PM
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In order to stand in for Ryan Knox one must have a totally limp penis.
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#459603 - 11/30/09 11:23 PM
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In order to stand in for Ryan Knox one must have a totally limp penis.
Well, it was a Teravision set. But wouldn't they just use Evan Seinfeld if they needed a limp penis?
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#459605 - 11/30/09 11:45 PM
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This girl was fine.. Nice, and such.. Donny LONG ruined her, and fucked her over.. He held her captive, she had to escape and she left for home...(I think Oregon or Washington).. Anywho, Donny was all butthurt she liked me(?)... he saw this, got angry, and started spreding rumors about me.. FUCKING TURNED into A MESS... eh.. idk now though, but it's hard when people starting hearing shit about, at the time, "new" male talent.. I didn't find out till months and months later that these rumors had been floating around and I put "two and two" together... FUCKING DONNY LONG.. ^_^
Ok.. enough of that.. I'm nominated for shit.. Go me.. lol
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What was this girl like?
She seems to be in it to give her something to be strongly indifferent about.
Dane, here's a video for you on youtube 
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#459606 - 11/30/09 11:47 PM
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If she was living in the House of Long, she was ruined waaaay before Donny got to her.
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#459607 - 11/30/09 11:49 PM
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This girl was fine.. Nice, and such.. Donny LONG ruined her, and fucked her over.. He held her captive, she had to escape and she left for home...(I think Oregon or Washington).. Anywho, Donny was all butthurt she liked me(?)... he saw this, got angry, and started spreding rumors about me.. FUCKING TURNED into A MESS... eh.. idk now though, but it's hard when people starting hearing shit about, at the time, "new" male talent.. I didn't find out till months and months later that these rumors had been floating around and I put "two and two" together... FUCKING DONNY LONG.. ^_^
Ok.. enough of that.. I'm nominated for shit.. Go me.. lol
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What was this girl like?
She seems to be in it to give her something to be strongly indifferent about.
Dane, here's a video for you on youtube
like total OMG.. haha.. fuck.. (ya, I said it that way on purpose).. wow.. he really knows how to make people hate him in 2.1 seconds. 
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#459609 - 12/01/09 12:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Aww...Angelina looked so sad when he asked her about her earliest memories and she couldn't think of anything before 8 yrs old. That sucks. Her reticence for the camera makes her more alluring than Candy's preening. And Candy's dressed like a leprechaun.
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#459611 - 12/01/09 12:19 AM
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Dane, can you please shoot a "test footage" of your watch?
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#459614 - 12/01/09 03:30 AM
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#459615 - 12/01/09 11:08 AM
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#459616 - 12/01/09 12:26 PM
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#459617 - 12/01/09 02:25 PM
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Any pics of Faye's Fiery Red Asshole to post in the redheads thread? Hairy, no wax job.
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#459618 - 12/01/09 02:39 PM
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#459619 - 12/01/09 04:37 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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Dane,
Did faye pass her test? that would break my heart if she was dirty.Maybe your test was wrong.
Dane I am not a fag or a troll, what ever that is. Im just a everyday,guy who works on cars and drinks bud. My wife is a bitch and fat.But my brother says that she is hot.So I live out my world through you and Faye.It really does spice up my dull life. My unemployment runs out in three months so I may not be able to see you a lot.
Keep up the good work, please put up some photos of Faye when you get a chance.I sometimes tell people that she is my daughter and they think that I am cool.
Your best friend,
Delanoojos
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#459620 - 12/01/09 06:29 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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Hi Ryan! long time no talk..
You actually never saw me.. but I saw you.. it was for Ultra Violet... teravision movie.. less there is someone else that looks exactly like you?
Awesome. Thank you so much for clarifying, I feel much better now. Good Lookin' Out, Fuck Wad.
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#459621 - 12/01/09 08:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Oh one last question, could you please send Eric one of Fayes used Tampons. He also is a big fan of Fayes
Fuckin' cocksucker, you had to sneak that in at the bottom of a diatribe that I probably wouldn't have read unless I was bored.
And guess what? I'm bored!
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#459623 - 12/01/09 11:37 PM
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#459627 - 12/01/09 11:45 PM
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#459630 - 12/02/09 12:51 AM
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#459632 - 12/02/09 04:43 AM
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1. What's your height without shoes?
2. What was your worst job before porn?
3. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
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#459634 - 12/02/09 11:10 AM
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Registered: 05/18/09
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Dane,
Did faye pass her test? that would break my heart if she was dirty.Maybe your test was wrong.
Dane I am not a fag or a troll, what ever that is. Im just a everyday,guy who works on cars and drinks bud. My wife is a bitch and fat.But my brother says that she is hot.So I live out my world through you and Faye.It really does spice up my dull life. My unemployment runs out in three months so I may not be able to see you a lot.
Keep up the good work, please put up some photos of Faye when you get a chance.I sometimes tell people that she is my daughter and they think that I am cool.
Your best friend,
Delanoojos
I am here for you then.. and Faye too.. I'll post some pics.. uh.. well, no.. this was long before I met Faye, and no.. it was actually dirty.. just showed no/min symptoms.. really a non-issue of something that happened about 2 years ago..
Dane,
The fact that you are here for me is incredible. It really does reinforce my belief in humanity. You are a good person and you deserve a beautiful woman like Faye. That is a classy photo of you two.
Have you thought about coming ut with your own line of ear rings? I like yours so much that I have orderd some just like yours. But those holes are big and the guy who is going to do my ears says that it will take a few years for my ear to grow a hole that big. But I am having them custom made to look exactly like yours. What are your made out of. I am havinf mine made out of bone from disedent Chinese political prisoners. The quality is good and the craftmanship is fantastic. I just hope thatthey match your color.
If they turn out good I will order your some. I got a great deal on a pair.
I also have instructed my girl friend to color her hair just like Fayes and ot get contact lenses like the color of her eyes. Dane have a great day. If your ever in Malibu stop by, Im right off of Zuma beach.
Your new Best Friend,
Delanoojos
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#459635 - 12/02/09 11:58 AM
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Delanoojos,
PLEASE go on with your sarcastic letters to Dane!! You don't know just how much we truly enjoy reading them, life changing really. The sarcasm is soooo subtle, you're doing a fantastic job. Keep up the good work!!!
Your best friend,
Vizzle
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#459636 - 12/02/09 12:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Right. Yeah. So subtle even Darrah understands it.
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#459637 - 12/02/09 12:15 PM
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Right. Yeah. So subtle even Darrah understands it.
You know everyone on this board knows that's not true.
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#459638 - 12/02/09 04:06 PM
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Vizzle,
Thanks for the comment. But I think that you have it all wrong. Im just a poor shmuk with just a left nut and a short right leg. Girls dont want to be with a guy with just one nut or a short leg.
You defame me because I happen to take a fancy to Faye. When I was young, my mother woudl wear her hair just like Faye. They even have the same eyes. I cant remember my motherrs breasts, but they must have been nice. Mom always had a lot of guys over. It was funny, some of the guys would come flying out of her bed room naked and run right out of the trailer.
So as you can see, faye bring back a lot of great memories for me. The fact that Dane is her lover makes them a package deal. Lets face it, what chance does a guy wiht just one nut with someone as beautiful as Faye.
I also like Gia, but I htink that she prefers two nuts.
When I get my new Dane Ear Rings I will take a picture and post it here. Im thinking that I can just use my moms power drill to put a hole in my ear, why wait a year for the hole to grow.
Im hopeing that with the new earings I will get laid just like Dane. Again Vizzle, thanks, but you got it all wrong.
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#459639 - 12/02/09 04:09 PM
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Just stfu and go sniff out Ericks peckertracks, dullard.
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#459642 - 12/02/09 07:46 PM
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Dane,
Did faye pass her test? that would break my heart if she was dirty.Maybe your test was wrong.
Dane I am not a fag or a troll, what ever that is. Im just a everyday,guy who works on cars and drinks bud. My wife is a bitch and fat.But my brother says that she is hot.So I live out my world through you and Faye.It really does spice up my dull life. My unemployment runs out in three months so I may not be able to see you a lot.
Keep up the good work, please put up some photos of Faye when you get a chance.I sometimes tell people that she is my daughter and they think that I am cool.
Your best friend,
Delanoojos
I am here for you then.. and Faye too.. I'll post some pics.. uh.. well, no.. this was long before I met Faye, and no.. it was actually dirty.. just showed no/min symptoms.. really a non-issue of something that happened about 2 years ago..
Dane,
The fact that you are here for me is incredible. It really does reinforce my belief in humanity. You are a good person and you deserve a beautiful woman like Faye. That is a classy photo of you two.
Have you thought about coming ut with your own line of ear rings? I like yours so much that I have orderd some just like yours. But those holes are big and the guy who is going to do my ears says that it will take a few years for my ear to grow a hole that big. But I am having them custom made to look exactly like yours. What are your made out of. I am havinf mine made out of bone from disedent Chinese political prisoners. The quality is good and the craftmanship is fantastic. I just hope thatthey match your color.
If they turn out good I will order your some. I got a great deal on a pair.
I also have instructed my girl friend to color her hair just like Fayes and ot get contact lenses like the color of her eyes. Dane have a great day. If your ever in Malibu stop by, Im right off of Zuma beach.
Your new Best Friend,
Delanoojos
Oh, you're close.. We should grab some coffee together.. You seem like a nice and harmless guy... I can bring a photo of me, signed and everything. Maybe if you're lucky some strands of Faye's hair...
Those custom earrings sound sweet.. I'd love a pair of your custom ones if they turn out well.. Oh, but mine are just common generic ones, you can buy these things anywhere; plastic and fake diamonds...
It's good you're having your wife dye her hair and put contacts in.. I feel everyone should have a little ginger in their life. What about freckles? You should do like Cartman did in that South Park episode on Gingers.
I'm here so serve humanity.. I feel cumming on girls faces truly makes a difference.. You know the saying, "Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings"...? Well, every time I cum in a girl's eyes The Salvation Army has agreed to donate $100 to the Worlds Childrens Fund.
Just my little part to make the world a better place.
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#459643 - 12/02/09 08:28 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Hi Ryan! long time no talk..
You actually never saw me.. but I saw you.. it was for Ultra Violet... teravision movie.. less there is someone else that looks exactly like you?
Awesome. Thank you so much for clarifying, I feel much better now. Good Lookin' Out, Fuck Wad.
Don't you? ^_^ well, good then..
Indeed I do, Thank You. And say hello to Faye for me. She was a real treat to be around during filming for Gauntlet 3..
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#459645 - 12/03/09 01:01 PM
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Dane, Thanks for getting back with me. Sure any time you want to get come cofee, there is a cool place right on PCH, its kind of a biker bar. We all ride there on Thursday nights. You can bring Faye if you want, I have an extra Big Bear that you can ride, it has a single seat so Faye will have to ride with me. Maybe we can ride to Oxnard for a drink. The best place to ride is the Rock Store in Cornel I checked on the ear rings today, they say since they are being made in China that it could be up to 6 weeks.From what I understand they use the leg bones of Chinese Political Prisoners that have been exicuted. But they have to let the bones cure for a few weeks prior to them cutting them to size. I assume that they soak them in Bleach or something. They really are not too expensive, the first set is gong to be less than $500, but remember they are custom made. No two are alike. Gia, if you are interested, I would be more than happy to see if they can make you a little something also. I already sent in my deposit. Maybe some nipple jewels? Have a great day Dane, can wait till we ride. The Rock Store Ed & Vern 30354 Mulholland Hwy Cornell, California 91301 (just east of Malibu in Los Angeles) Store Phone Number 818-889-1311 Office Phone Number 805-375-7432 info@rock-store.com Your New Best Friend, Delanoojos
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#459646 - 12/03/09 01:57 PM
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LUCK deladoofus... and I mean that for real.
He's responded to you more than once so I'm hoping he really is the stupidest person alive and shows up at the time and place requested and you sever his head from his torso and jerk off between his wide open horrified pupils. Maybe he'll be wearing his glasses that day and you can use them to start a fire with the sun to burn his violated corpse.
XPT...Bringing people together since 03.
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