Dane,

Dont let these guys blow you so much shit. They are all jealous of the fact that Faye is the hottest woman around. Let them play their games. Both you and I know whats really up. You are doing the right thing. It shows that you do have morals and ethics and care about Faye a lot. Dont let these guys get to you. They will try and make fun of you.

But you are above all of that. Keep your standards high. You are a great talent, your acting is above normal and of coure we all know about your other talents.You must be good to keep the hottest woman in the biz around.

But I do have a few questions, I hope that I am not taking up too much of your time.

1. Were you there when faye was fisting her tight pussy? Did she use lube or was it anal juices?

2. Have you ever considered having her try out for mainstream jobs. I am thinkng that she she should be with a major firm talent wise.She is much more than just a pretty face. I see her working with Nichole Kidman on some projects.Would you mind if she had to do a nude scene with Tom Hanks?(she really woudl not have to blow him, it would be R rated)

3. I assume that Faye has won may beautiy pagents, could you tell us what she won?

4. Does it take you long to grow your beard. It is really cool?

5 and last are you ever going to marry Faye? You two would make a great couple. Get out of porn and start a small restruant at Big Bear and live a life of high moral values and give up the evil ways.

Oh one last question, could you please send Eric one of Fayes used Tampons. He also is a big fan of Fayes
As always,

Your new best Friend,

Delanoojos

PS,If I am ever in California,can I come and see you and Faye? Maybe we can grab some dinner? I hear that they have a great place out there called Jack in the Box or something like that.

PSS,

If you do Marry Faye, woudl it be possible for me to be your best man? I know that Christian would be upset though.